New Arrival(s)

New arrival(s)

Mr Potter sat there silently awaiting the birth of his child, and then it began.

He could hear his wife screaming as she began to give birth to their first child. It only took a few hours before the nurse came to tell him the great news that his first child was born!

Mr Potter flew down the corridor to congratulate his wife, and see his newborn baby.

"Oh darling, I'm so proud," he said holding his wife's hand.

" A boy, Mr Potter," said the nurse. " If you would let me just clean him up."

Mrs Potter reluctantly gave her baby to the nurse, and started concentrating on cleaning herself up. Seconds later, she began feeling pain once again.

"Doctor," she panted, "I feel has if I'm having another baby!" said Mrs Potter

" I believe you are, " replied the doctor.

"You're having twins!" said the doctor.

"I'm what?" said a rather shocked Mrs Potter

"SHE'S WHAT?" comes the cry of the overwhelmed father of two. Mr Potter suddenly faints and misses the birth of his new baby daughter!

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A few days later and the parties begin.

100 or so guests anxiously wait for the best friend of Mr Potter, and his wife to arrive.

There was a rather loud knock on the door. The guests enter.

"Are we late?" they ask.

"Just in time, "says a certain Mr Black.

There was a "SHHHHH!" Followed by,

"Hide!"

Outside Mr and Mrs Potter's car pulls into the driveway, with no idea what's going on inside their home.

"Dear, do you have the keys?" asks a worried Mr Potter.

"NO, I thought you did, " answers his wife.

Chuckles can be heard in the house.

"Can you hear that?" whispers Mr Potter, his head turning.

" No...Oh, they're in the car dear," sighs Mrs Potter.

"What? Oh, good," Mr Potter replies in a sigh of relief .the key turns in the lock.

"SURPRISE!" everyone cries.

"Aaahhh! What's going on?" cries the shocked Mr and Mrs Potter.

" Congratulations on your new born baby!" cries Ron Weasley looking very proud.

"Eh, Ron don't you mean TWO babies," says a rather shocked Mr Black.

"CRIKEY, HARRY! YOU DIDN'T HANG ABOUT DID YOU?" cries a very shocked Ron Weasley.

"Err, no," he answers, going slightly red in the cheeks.

"Let's celebrate!" everyone cheers.

"NO, WAIT! I've got something to say, Lavender and I-"

"Are getting divorced."

"No, George, Lavender's pregnant, actually!" cries an over-excited Ron.

" Are you serious?" cries Fred.

"No, I am," answers Sirius. "Gosh, after all these years you still don't know who I am!"

Everyone chuckles realising the pathetic pun.

"Now can we celebrate?" asks a voice in the background.

"Yes."

"Oh, Hermione, I'm so proud to be your husband." And they begin a passionate kiss, which is suddenly interrupted by someone loudly clearing his or her throat.

The couple look up, slightly embarrassed.

"Erm, sorry."

"So, Harry, mate, what are their names?"

"Err," Harry answers turning towards his wife,

"Honey, you got any names?"