Harry Potter and the Crazy Trashcans

The train station was jam packed with crazy Muggles. There was a man in entirely green clothing discreetly prodding a pigeon with his wand until it burst into blue flame. The Muggles surrounding him ran to the nearest pay phone and called the Loony Hospital. That was the last thing Harry saw of him. He was standing between platforms nine and ten preparing to cross to the Hogwarts train side when he heard someone call his name. He looked around until he saw the flash of bright red hair that was the Weasley trademark. Harry weaved in and out of the various Muggles before he got to Ron and Hermione.

"Ron, Hermione, where have you been all summer! I spent most of my summer with Lupin and it was amazing! We went on a Dark Creatures expedition in the jungles of India and we swam with the dolphins in the Caribbean. It was great!"

"My great grandmother died and we went to her funeral. Don't look sad, I never really liked her," said Ron.

Hermione decided to join in. "I spent my summer with Viktor."

"Did you have your own rooms?" Ron demanded.

"Yes, Ron. Stop being such a tremendous git!" Hermione yelled with her customary Ron-glare.

Mrs. Weasley hurried over wearing her normal wrinkled and horribly patterned clothes. "Harry, I see you got here safely. What a relief. Well the train is bound to leave soon so come on."

The three young wizards leaned against the metal barrier and disappeared into the wall. Mrs. Weasley muttered under her breath and followed. The scene surrounding the Hogwarts train was chaotic. Harry and Ron had started looking for their Gryffindor classmateey bumped into Lucius Malfoy wearing... could it be... why yes it was... a PIMP HAT. Accompanying him was his son, the ever-popular Draco. He was wearing his famous hot leather pants and was being admired by many girls for them. The beautiful blonde blue-eyed girl snogging him with no concern for the public discouraged them.

"Hello, boys and other thing that I suppose is a girl but is to ugly to distinguish," Lucius sneered. Draco snorted but the girl stepped forward and looked like she was going to punch Lucius in the face.

"Who the hell is that girl?" Harry whispered to Ron. "She is so hot!"

"I have no idea," answered Ron.

As if on cue the blonde girl said, "Hey Harry! It's Luna. Remember me from last year?"

Harry, Ron, and Hermione just stood shocked with their mouths wide open.

"Oh you must have not recognized me!" Luna said in a perky voice. "I decided I'd give myself a new look!"

More gawking from Harry, Ron, and Hermione.

"Children!" shouted Mrs. Weasley. "It's time to board the train hurry up!"

Harry, Ron, and Hermione, jerked from their moment of gawkiness, picked up their trunks and hurried toward the train. They said their farewells to Mrs. Weasley and boarded the train. They found an empty compartment and settled in. The whistle blew and the train jerked, another year at Hogwarts was about to begin.