The end of Harry Potter

Once upon a time there was a little boy called Harry Potter.

Potter: Hi!

Nobody liked him.

Potter (bows head): Oh...

Now let's see how Mr. Potter settles the days in Hogwarts.

It's time for the potion lesson.
Prof. Snape walks around the corner.

Snape: Dumdedumdedum...

He arrives in the classroom.

Snape: Whoa! I'm evil! I'm bad! I'm dangerous! I'm angry! I hate kids!

Kids: Hiiiiiiii Mr. Snaaaaaaaaape!

Snape: Grrrrr...

He walks over to his desk and stares at every pupil. Then he looks at Hermione and remembers the "extra lesson" he taught her last night.

Snape: wink

Potter: wink

Hermione: Ey!

Snape: Ah... Missssssster Potter...

Potter: Yes?

Snape: I just wanted to say your name like a snake. Sounds cool, eh?

Potter: Er...

Snape: At first I'll test your knowledge about...

Hermione (puts up her hand): Take me, take me, I'm so smart!

Snape: ...me.

Hermione: Take... Uhm... er...cough cough

Potter: Hi! I'm Harry, who are you?

Hermione: We met in the train, idiot!

Potter: Yeah... Let's be friends!

Snape: Misssster Potter, would you tell us...

Hermione (puts up her hand again): Oh, I know! Take me, I'm smart!

Snape: ...the exact...

Hermione (waving her hands): Take me, I know, I know!!!

Snape: ...ingredients of...

Hermione: TAKE ME!!!

Snape: Er...

Hermione: Uhm... I meant...

Snape: I...

Hermione: Uhm...

Snape: Oh... I think I... forgot... books!

Hermione: Yeah... and er I... have to go to the toilet!

Snape: Okay... Uhm... And I'll fetch my books!

They run away.

Potter: Hm... Hey! Look! Snape's books are on his desk!

Ron: Ohhhhhh!

Potter: Let's search for Snape and then we give him his books!

Ron: Yeah!

They search for Snape. But suddenly they hear strange noises.

Strange noises: Oh! OHH! Yes! More! YES!!!

Potter: Hey what's that?

Ron: It comes from the girls-toilet!

Potter: Let's find out what it is!

Ron: Yeah!

They walk into the girls-toilet.

Snape (between Hermione legs): Oh! Oh yes!!!

Hermione: OHHH!!! OHHH!!!

Potter: Huh?

Hermione: Yike!

Snape (moaning): Oh Hermione.

Ron: What's that?

Potter: Dunno.

Hermione: Ahh!!!

Snape: Am I too fast? Do I hurt you? OH YES! I'M A BEAST!!!

Hermione: But... OHH!

Snape: Who is the best fucker???

Hermione: Harry Potter!

Snape: WHAT?!

Potter: Hi!

Ron: Here are your books!

Snape: Er...

Potter: Bye!

What a friendly little boy! Now let's watch his first... How-to-fly-a-broom-lesson...

Draco: Hi! I'm the stuck-up boy! I can fly my broom much better than you! I'm better than everybody!

Suddenly a big dragon steps on him.

Dragon: Oh! Excuse me!

Snape comes around the corner.

Snape: Hello kids...

Kids: Hiiiiiiii Mr. Snaaaaaaaaape!!!

Potter: Hi!

Snape: I just remembered that I'm not your How-to-fly-a-broom-teacher. Bye!

Again in the potion lesson.

Snape: Today we learn that poison is deadly. Mr. Potter, please come to my desk...

Potter: Okay!

Snape: Here! Drink this!

Potter: I think you said poison is deadly?

Snape: Don't think! Drink!

Potter: Hm... Okay!

He drinks the poison.

Snape: Muahahaha!

Potter: ...

Snape: ...hahaha... haha... ha... huh?

Potter: What?

Snape: Die!!!

Potter: Huh?

Snape: Uhm... Here! A gift!

He throws a bomb to Harry and runs away.

Snape: MUAHAHAHAHA!!!

Potter: Thanks! Hu hu hu... nice man...

THE END (of Harry Potter)