Rating:
R
House:
Schnoogle
Characters:
Draco Malfoy Hermione Granger Ron Weasley
Genres:
Action Romance
Era:
Multiple Eras
Spoilers:
Philosopher's Stone Chamber of Secrets Prizoner of Azkaban Goblet of Fire Order of the Phoenix Quidditch Through the Ages Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them
Stats:
Published: 02/29/2004
Updated: 03/23/2005
Words: 60,564
Chapters: 12
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Contradictus Totalus

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Story Summary:
It's Draco and Hermione's sixth year at Hogwarts, and it is clear that Voldemort is back. Dumbledore hires a new (and wee bit eccentric) professor to teach a newly created course, Survival Defence Against the Dark Arts, in preparation of the Dark Lord's return. It is this class that serves as a catalyst for the unthinkable. Is it possible for a person to love someone whom he or she used to hate? To Draco and Hermione, this is illogical and impossible, and they would have it no other way! However, as they find out, love is anything but predictable, and far from logical. Witness the effects of Orwellian trinkets, carnivorous mushrooms, giant squids, and that little thing called Slytherin pride ...

Chapter 01
02/29/2004

Pretences fall. Hypocrisies are exposed. Reputations crumble. Prejudices are confronted. Change happens, and often not of one's own will. The worst part? When all of this happens at the hands of the very person you loathe. Rated R. Written post-OotP.

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Chapter 02
03/01/2004

Pretences fall. Hypocrisies are exposed. Reputations crumble. Prejudices are confronted. Change happens, and often not of one's own will. The worst part? When all of this happens at the hands of the very person you loathe. Rated R. Written post-OotP.

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Chapter 03
04/05/2004

Pretences fall. Hypocrisies are exposed. Reputations crumble. Prejudices are confronted. Change happens, and often not of one's own will. The worst part: when all of this happens at the hands of the very person you loathe. Rated R. Written post-OotP.

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Chapter 04
04/26/2004

Giant squids. Dreams about Voldemort. Butter. Playing cards. Survival Defence Against the Dark Arts class. Carnivorous mushrooms. Apparating Manticores. Elastic bands … What else, in the name of Merlin, could be part of this strange chain of events with conclusions so surprising that even the most gifted Seer could not foretell them?

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Chapter 05
05/23/2004

Giant squids. Dreams about Voldemort. Butter. Playing cards. Survival Defence Against the Dark Arts class. Carnivorous mushrooms. Apparating Manticores. Elastic bands … What else, in the name of Merlin, could be part of this strange chain of events with conclusions so surprising that even the most gifted Seer could not foretell them?

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Chapter 06
06/09/2004

Giant squids. Dreams about Voldemort. Butter. Playing cards. Survival Defence Against the Dark Arts class. Carnivorous mushrooms. Apparating Manticores. Elastic bands … What else, in the name of Merlin, could be part of this strange chain of events with conclusions so surprising that even the most gifted (or imaginative) Seer could not foretell them?

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Chapter 07
07/11/2004

Giant squids. Dreams about Voldemort. Butter. Playing cards. Survival Defence Against the Dark Arts class. Carnivorous mushrooms. Apparating Manticores. Elastic bands … What else, in the name of Merlin, could be part of this strange chain of events with conclusions so surprising that even the most gifted (or imaginative) Seer could not foretell them?

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Chapter 08
08/25/2004

Giant squids. Dreams about Voldemort. Butter. Playing cards. Survival Defence Against the Dark Arts class. Carnivorous mushrooms. Apparating Manticores. Elastic bands … What else, in the name of Merlin, could be part of this strange chain of events with conclusions so surprising that even the most gifted (or imaginative) Seer could not foretell them?

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Chapter 09
11/07/2004

Giant squids. Dreams about Voldemort. Butter. Playing cards. Survival Defence Against the Dark Arts class. Carnivorous mushrooms. Apparating Manticores. Elastic bands … What else could be part of this strange chain of events with conclusions so surprising that even the most imaginative Seer could not foretell them?

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Chapter 10
01/12/2005

Giant squids. Dreams about Voldemort. Butter. Playing cards. Survival Defence Against the Dark Arts class. Carnivorous mushrooms. Apparating Manticores. Elastic bands … What else could be part of this strange chain of events with conclusions so surprising that even the most imaginative Seer could not foretell them?

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Chapter 11
03/15/2005

Pretences fall. Hypocrisies are exposed. Reputations crumble. Prejudices are confronted. Change happens, and often not of one's own will. The worst part: when all of this happens at the hands of the very person you loathe. Rated R. Written post-OotP.

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Chapter 12
03/23/2005

Pretences fall. Hypocrisies are exposed. Reputations crumble. Prejudices are confronted. Change happens, and often not of one's own will. The worst part: when all of this happens at the hands of the very person you loathe. Rated R. Written post-OotP.

Words: 3,533
Hits: 605