Harry's Diary

Harry Potter:

Day 1:

Back to school. Yay! Got to sit with Ron and Hermione. And Ginny. Do not understand why Ron got mad whenever Ginny mentioned Malfoy. Something about dating. Not sure, I heard right, will have to get Q-tips when I get to Hogsmeade. Stupid Aunt Petunia used them all.

Will also have to get more hair spike gel, running low.

Also wondering why Ron goes red every time Ginny mentions Cho Chang

-later-

Dumbledore is being an old codger. Went on and on about Voldemort. Had to poke Ron with a spoon to keep him from falling asleep.

New DADA teacher very pretty.

Day 2:

Hate Chang. She is going out with Ron. Evil git. Thought he was going to go out with me. Or at least Hermione.

*sulk*

Trelawney's useless, McGonagall is boring. New teacher is hot though. Think her name is Amy Lin. Fresh outta school. Wonder if she dates High school boys...

Day 3:

Drat, turns out she's Miss Lin, soon to be Mrs.Lupin. Lupin's a git.

Ginny is definitely going out with Malfoy. Going to go sulk with Hedwig. Thought she was still interested in me.

Stupid pretty boy. Malfoy is about as pretty as Legolas from Lord of the Rings. Guess it shows.

Day 8:

Went to Hogsmeade today. Professor Lin went with me. Claimed to want to talk to me about homework. Do not understand why she ran her foot up my leg. Have decided Professor Lin is not someone I want to follow.

Believe strange redhead girl followed us. Wonder who she was.

Day 15:

Lin has been in bad mood since our date. Keeps trying to get another one. Strange girl keeps glaring at her. Think her name is Jacy Coleman. Do not understand her.

Believe she is stalking me.

Cool! I have my first stalker!

Go me!

Ps: Still need more hair gel

Day 17:

Jacy is a nice girl. Very cute too. Think Hermione is jealous. Ha-ha. Knew she liked me. To bad though. Jacy is cuter.

Kind of like 'Mione's wavy hair though.

She's cute when she's angry too.

Day 26:

I have a girlfriend! Jacy asked and I agreed. Yes, it is a little wimpy, but it still worked. Hermione is sooo jealous. Heard she's going out with Roger Davis though. Stupid Ravenclaw prat. Ah well, its not like I'm jealous, right?

Right?

PS: I really need to get to Hogsmeade soon

Day 28:

Jacy is very good snogger. Not doing well with school. Grades seem to be dropping because I'm spending time with Jacy.

I miss Hermione.

*sulk*

Day 35:

Seems I have a fan club. They seem mad at me for some reason. No idea why.

Also, have large mark on neck. Dunno where it came from.

Thinking about dumping Jacy and seeing if Hermione will have me.

Maybe my schoolwork will get better grades.

Just need to break up Davis and her.

Day 37:

Ginny did not return from the Slytherin common room last night. Ron very mad. Wonder how he knew she didn't return. When asked made some excuse about homework and rushed to class.

Funny, Ron also has weird mark on his neck.

Still need hair gel