Draco's Diary

Draco Malfoy:

Day 1:

    Back to school. Boo. Only good thing is that Ginny Weasley is now going out with me. Yay! Read Hogwarts a History again. Third time this month. Better than listening to the two bumbling pathetic excuses for humans. Least they make good body guards.

    -Later-

    Dumbledore gave speech about Lord Voldemort. Very interesting. Gave several very true facts. Wonder if it's true that he and Voldemort used to go out. Seems that the age difference would be a problem though.

    Crabbe and Goyle update: Utter morons

Day 2:

    New DADA teacher is rather nice looking. She had brown hair though. Too bad. Like red hair to much, more fun to play with. Plus Ginny's is silky.

    I sooo scored with her as my GF, plus Parkinson is now off my back. Two bonuses.

    Crabbe and Goyle update: Still morons.

Day 3:

    Guess what? Chang is going out with R. Weasley. Maybe he'll leave me and Ginny alone. It's not like I did anything to her.

    Yet.

    Crabbe and Goyle update: You guessed it. Morons

Day 8:

    Went to Hogsmead with Ginny today. Yay, very fun. Got away from Tweedle Dumb-ass and Tweedle De-uhhhh. Still morons, the both of them.

    Hogsmead was fun though. Received very good snog session. Saw Potter and Professor Lin in Three Broomsticks. Cracked up when I saw her foot going up his leg. Also believe he was followed by strange red haired girl. Cracked up again. Potter has a stalker! Ands she's not as pretty as Ginny either! Sucker.

    Crabbe and Goyle update: Don't know why I bother. Still morons.

Day 15:

    Professor Lin has been in bad mood since Hogsmeade weekend. Ha-ha. Potter must be a lousy date. Caught Lin trying to get another date with him, but red haired girl keeps glaring at Lin. Believe R.H.G will kill Lin if she try's anything else. Ginny came over (to the Slytherin common room) and played in a chess tournament with us. She came in second out of 16 people. I came in first. Yes!

    Crabbe and Goyle update: Wonder what goes on in their heads. Do they hear crickets, or is it just empty space for rent?

Day 17:

    Ginny says Granger is jealous of Potter's new fan girl (the R.H.G). Yay, disrupt in the little Gryffindor prat club. Maybe they'll split up and leave me alone. Ah well, no ones perfect. Except Ginny and myself of course.

    Crabbe and Goyle update: Think Goyle in learning his alphabet, but it could just be my imagination

Day 26:

    I definitely love Ginny; she's an expert at Charms.

    Crabbe and Goyle update: Bakas, idiots, morons, and regular booger brains

Day 28:

    Told Ginny I loved her, she said she loved me too. Then R. Weasley came out of no where and attacked me. Ended up in the hospital wing for an hour.

    Stupid prat.

    Crabbe and Goyle update: If they were smart, they would have protected me. I need new bodyguards

Day 35:

    Is it just me or does all the males in my year have hickies?

    Crabbe and Goyle update: Still looking for new bodyguards

Day 37:

    Definitely not my imagination...

    Ginny stayed overnight in the Slytherin Common Room. Slept on one of the couches, the girls had some sort of sleepover down there. Ginny got snacks and they all stayed down there for the night, while we guys stayed upstairs except for the occasional peek. Ginny wears Teddy Bear underwear!

    Crabbe and Goyle update: Thing 1 and Thing 2 still aren't showing signs of intelligent. Pity, I'll have to really look for new ones, such a shame, Goyle held my stuff without complaining.