Battle of the Sexes

'OH MY GOD!!!!!!' screamed Hermione. 'MY HAIR! MY HAIR!'

'LOOK AT MINE!' Lavender yelled.

'WE'RE BALD!' They screamed together.

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'I think we got them,' Ron grinned as he and Harry listened from the common room. 'We better go and meet Malfoy and everyone.'

They walked out of the room and headed to the Quidditch conference room.

'It worked like a charm, excuse the pun,' Justin was saying as they walked in.

'Did it work for you guys?' Terry asked as they sat down.

'I'm surprised you didn't hear the screaming,' Ron said. 'Ha, brown hair.'

'Shut it Weasley,' Draco said.

'We should let the some of the other guys in on this,' Harry said. 'Make it make it more fun.'

'Maybe if it goes on,' Justin replied.

'Let's go to the great hall,' Terry said.

'Let the fun begin,' Harry grinned.

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'Look at them,' Ron said to Harry as they sat down.

'What the hell happened to you guys?' Harry asked the girls as he suppressed laughter.

'You should bloody know!' Hermione cried back, pulling her hat closer to her head.

'You deserve it after what you did to all us guys!' Ron shot back.

'We'll get you for this,' Ginny cried.

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'What happened tae yer hair 'Erminone?' Hagrid asked.

'The boys charmed all the girls hair products and we're all going to be bald for three days,' Hermione replied.

''Arry, why did ye dae it?' Hagrid asked.

'They had charmed our shampoo first. Look at Malfoy's hair!' Harry pointed.

'What's so diff... oh, brown,' Hagrid said.

'I get the idea my hair is not blond!!!!!' Draco yelled.

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'I can't believe they did this!' Pansy Parkinson said as she paced the room. She and three other girls were in Moaning Myrtle's bathroom.

'We have to get them back!' Hannah Abbot cried.

'But what can we do?' Hermione asked.

'It has to be something good,' Padma Patil replied.

'Maybe we can get them to talk...' Hannah whispered the rest.

'Yes!' Hermione cried.

'That's excellent!' Pansy said.

'Won't it be hard?' Padma asked.

'No, I did it to a boy who was annoying me in the common room one day,' Hannah replied.

'Ok, lets get to it, we have to warn the other girls,' Hermione said. 'I have the perfect idea on how to sneak the potion into their drinks.'

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'The girls will be plotting something,' Draco said.

'We have to get them again, before they get us,' Harry said.

'And I know exactly how to do it...' Ron said with an evil smile on his face.

'What is it?' Terry asked

Ron explained his idea.

'I know how to get the potion into their drinks,' Harry said. 'We have to tell the other boys.'

'We could all sit on the side of the tables closest to the lake,' Draco said thoughtfully. 'Then the girls would have to sit on the other.'

'Dobby,' Harry said suddenly.

'Why are you talking about my old house elf?' Draco asked sharply.

'Because he works in the kitchens and he'll be happy to help us,' Harry said.

'Ok, let's get to it,' Justin said. 'Malfoy, you can do a decent potion?'

'Of course,' Draco replied.

'Right, you and I will do the potion, while the other three tell the other boys,' Justin explained.

'I'll tell the boys in my house tonight,' Draco said. 'We'll brew the potion in here since we're the only ones allowed in here.'

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