Battle of the Sexes

Harry Potter climbed into the shower and turned it on. He could hear Ron do the same in the shower next to him.

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Draco Malfoy reached over for his shampoo, the same as always. Mr Hairius' Shampoo with Added Blond. He poured some into his hand and rubbed it into his hair.

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Terry Boot rinsed his hair. He noticed a funny smell.

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Justin Finch-Fletchy turned the water off. He rubbed his hair with his towel then wiped his face.

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'NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!' The yells could be heard all over the castle.

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'I hate to say this, but you reek,' Hermione said. She had a big smile on her face.

'She's right,' Parvati said. She started to giggle. Lavender elbowed her in the side.

'Wait a minute, you did this!' Harry cried. 'I'm going to kill you!'

Harry lunged forward but fell on the floor.

'Come on Harry,' Ron said. 'We have to discuss Quidditch timetables with the others.'

'Fun, fun, fun!' Harry said sarcastically. 'I'll get you later,' he said over his shoulder to Hermione, Lavender and Parvati.

Harry and Ron walked down to the pitch and into the Conference room.

'Ugh! It stinks of flowers in here!' Harry cried.

'We all do you idiot!' Draco cried. 'The girls charmed our shampoo. Look at my hair, it's the wrong colour.'

'Wow, brown hair,' Ron said as he looked. 'Where's the blond?'

'Would you guys stop it!' Justin said. 'We have to get the girls back, but how?'

'We could make them look like dogs,' Terry said. 'You know make a potion and get them all to drink it.'

'Too complex,' Draco said. 'How would we make sure that it was only the girls who drank it?'

'As much as hate to admit it, you're right,' Harry said.

'We should do something that would embarrass them,' Ron said thoughtfully.

'It should be easy to do,' Terry said.

'How about we do something to their clothes?' Justin said.

'Too easy,' Draco said. 'We should do something to their faces.'

'No,' Ron said. 'WE don't want to disfigure them. Face spells are always dangerous, but hair spells aren't.'

'We could charm their shampoo,' Harry said. 'But to do what?'

'I know!' Justin said. 'Huddle!'

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'Make sure you do the charm exactly right, or it could back fire on you,' Harry said.

'Yeah and if they freak take the page of the book and show them it grows back after three days,' Draco said.

'No all the spells have to be preformed between twelve o' one and two fifty-nine,' Justin said.

'No, are we all ready?' Ron said. 'And have you discussed it with the other guys in you house?'

'Yes,' Terry said. 'We all hate the thought of still smelling like flowers and we have launched an all out war!'

'You guys ready?' Draco asked. 'It's almost twelve o' one.'

'Three...two...one,' Justin counted down. 'Go!'

The boys ran off to all the girls' bathrooms and charmed like they had never charmed before. At twelve twenty three they met at the Prefects bathroom.

'Did you get all the shampoo?' Terry asked.

'I think so,' Harry said.

'No we just have to wait till breakfast,' Ron said.

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That was the first chapter guys. Now who do you want to get? Do you want the girls to have a bad hair day? Or the boys' plan to back fire? Tell me on the board and I'll post the one with the most votes.