Harry Potter and the Fifth Year from Hell

Harry's 5th year as it would be if JKR was limited to my talent and imagination (fortunately, she's not). As close to canon as I could manage -- R/H, naturally. Lots of travel and adventure.

Harry's 5th year as it would be if JKR was limited to my talent and imagination (fortunately, she's not). As close to canon as I could manage -- R/H, naturally. Lots of travel and adventure.

Harry's 5th year as it would be if JKR was limited to my talent and imagination (fortunately, she's not). As close to canon as I could manage -- R/H, naturally. Lots of travel and adventure.

A very R/H chapter, in which Ron gets his new robes and makes a certain admission to Harry. Special cameo appearance by the real Mad-Eye Moody.

What did George talk to Hermione about? Why was Ginny dying to talk to her? I yielded to the temptation to do a chapter in Hermione’s POV. Mostly girlish gossip.

Harry learns a new skill and gets some advice on his love life. Hermione gets mail.

In which we meet Otto the Owl and discover some details of Remus Lupin’s past.

In which many questions are answered: Did Fred & George pass? Did Ginny get a cat? What does Hermione know about Harry’s grandfather? What is the Order of the Phoenix, anyway? Will this story ever get back to Hogwarts? And can Hermione and Ron get through a chapter without fighting? (no)

In which Harry’s “fifth year from Hell” finally begins, but nothing has gone wrong yet – or has it? Note to Dean and Seamus: I would have hoped for more mature behavior from you two!

In which SuperSpy!Harry outwits MediocreSpy!Draco and Interrogator!Hermione faces off with Jealous!Ron. Also, there is news from Charlie.

A restful chapter in which Harry, Ron, and Hermione sort out the implications of the new developments in the last chapter.

In which we see Annie Weasley teach, Peeves pull a prank, and Hermione receive a letter. Also, there is a Quidditch meeting.

In which Harry discovers if Professor Snape's attitude toward him has changed at all and the Trio prioritizes their free time.

Hermione's Friday evening and Saturday are filled with social appointments and spectator sports.

In which Harry and Ron flagrantly break rules (in defiance of the wise advice of a Gryffindor prefect) and the Dursleys actually do something.

In which Hermione´s birthday is celebrated and the Fifth-Year Assembly is held. People talk about Voldemort and stuff, too.

In which Harry has a middle-of-the-night visitor and more fanfiction clichés pop up. Sorry, I can´t help it.

In which Harry, Ron, and Hermione go to Hogsmeade. Something else happens, too, but it´s a SURPRISE (unless you read the chapter title).

In which Harry, Ron, and Hermione go to Hogsmeade again. And Harry learns tons of stuff about the past. Frankly, it´s as much of an infodump as the "Pensieve" chapter in GoF.

A very short chapter.