Beware of the Fat Muggle In Love

--------------------Beware of the fat Muggle in love part 16 "Gryffindor VS Ravenclaw"--------------------

"Malfoy!?! What the hell are you doing in the Gryffindor common room?!?"

Dudley was utterly confused.

He had expected to find his friends but instead, the face with the grey eyes and the blond hair that belonged to Draco Malfoy stared back at him in equal surprise.

"I...I might ask you the same thing, Dursley!" Malfoy replied, trying to hide his own confusion.

Dudley got pissed at the mere sight of Malfoy.

"You have nothing to do with it, but I was re-sorted and..."

"Re-sorted? Right! And I'm Dumbledore's mistress!" Malfoy said in a sarchastic tone and crossed his arms.

Dudley got more irritated and clenched his fists.

"I was! And the Sorting Hat said it had made a mistake putting me in Slytherin," Dudley said.

"Is that so?"

"Yes. It put me here. In Gryffindor. Now what are you doing here?" Dudley asked.

He felt so utterly mad that someone like Malfoy would question him.

If he says something insulting, I'll kick his ass, Dudley thought.

"It is none of your buisness, Dursley!" Malfoy replied.

"Oh, it IS my buisness when a snake like you break into my common room! Explain yourself! Or do you want me to get Colin to repeat what he did the other day?!?" Dudley said and stepped closer to Malfoy.

Malfoy's spine rattled at the mere thought of what Colin had done to him.

"I won't tell you anything, freak! And don't you dare bring Creevey into this!! Now if you excuse me, I think...." Malfoy couldn't finish the sentance because Dudley had punched him in the mouth, splitting his lower lip.

Malfoy fell to the floor.

He pulled out his wand and cried "Expelliarmus!" and Dudley went flying into the wall, falling to the ground, unconscious.

Malfoy got on his feet and straightened his robes and walked over to Dudley.

He leant down and whispered into Dudley's ear.

"That's what you get for messing with a pureblood, you fucking, poverty-stricken, homosexual Mudblood."

He rose and spat at Dudley's head and walked out through the portrait.

Later that night, Dudley had told Harry, Neville and Ron about the Sorting Hat (they were all thrilled about his new placing) and what had happened with Malfoy.

They came to the conclusion that Malfoy had to have been there to talk to Neville about his job as a Death Eater.

They formed a plan to fool Malfoy and his father.

Neville was going to tell Malfoy that Harry's Animagus form was a cat, not a wolverine, and that he had only come halfway in his training, not finished it. Thereby they could fool the Death Eaters and possibly gain more time to train in Defense Against the Dark Arts and get some practise at dueling once the Dueling Club started next term before they were somehow faced with the Dark Lord.

That's at least what Trelawney had predicted.

School started and Hermione was happy to hear that both Ron and Neville were becoming Animagi and that Dudley now was a Gryffindor.

Harry was running the Quidditch practice harder than before as they only had a week until their match against Ravenclaw.

Ron (Keeper) was being trained extra hard because he had let in a few more Quaffles than he was supposed to.

One single Quaffle during training.

"That's one too many," had Harry said.

Harry was still Seeker and sometimes trained alone at sunset to make it harder for himself.

As if that wasn't hard enough, he also chased the Snitch around the towers of Hogwarts and sometimes he even went as far as to chase the Snitch in the Forbidden Forrest!

The result of this was that his eyes became so sensitive in a plain field like the Quidditch pitch, that he would spot it almost directly.

The other players (Ginny and Lavender Brown were Beaters and Seamus and Dean and Neville had been replaced as Chasers as the last ones had been injured in the Hogsmeade disaster.) only real training was to confuse the other team so that Harry and Ron, who were the most valuable players, could do their job perfectly.

Seamus and Dean learned the twists of the game very quickly, but Neville was still a timid flyer as he had a tendency to remember his first lesson way back in first year when he broke his wrist.

But he still did his job and was the one who came up with some pretty good plans on how to beat Ravenclaw.

Ravenclaws team wasn't as strong as it had been when Cho had been Seeker, but she had graduated last year and had only snuck into Hogwarts to meet Harry on some dark and lonesome nights (and some pretty steamy ones, too!)

She and Harry hadn't seen eachother since one week after the burials after the Hogsmeade disaster; they'd decided to cool off for a while to get their perspectives normal again.

They hadn't broken up, just taken a break.

Anyway, Jennifer Tiler, Ravenclaws Captain and Keeper, was'nt a bright person and her gameplans had failed on more than one occasion.

That was basically the biggest problem of the team, but no-one had the heart to remove her from the team.

So it really wasn't a big surprise which team people were cheering on.

The sky was dark with grey clouds and it snowed again; the snow had an eerie way of reflecting the little light there was and it seemed as if the snow itself glowed in a pale grey color.

The Ravenclaw team walked out on the field and only the Hufflepuffs gave them some sympathy cheers.

But the entire field roared with cheers and firecrackers (which were immediately confiscated by McGonagall) when the Gryffindor team walked out.

Madame Hooch stepped between the two teams with the trunk that held the balls of the game and released them one after the ohter.

She told the players she wanted a clean game and threw the Quaffle high in the air.

The second after that, Seamus had the Quaffle and passed it back and forth to Dean.

Neville were circling the Ravenclaw Chasers in a weird manor and they had no idea what he was up to; confuse them!

Before half a minute had gone by, Gryffindor had scored thirty points and Ravenclaw was still wondering what Neville was doing.

Then Harry saw the Snitch and raced after it.

The Ravenclaw Seeker, Jack Lilac, tried desperately to catch up with Harry, but he'd only gone ten feet when Harry held up the Snith in his clenched fist.

The spectators cheered.

All except Slytherin, that is.

Jennifer Tiler started to cry and Jack Lilac broke his hand when he punched the stands in fury.

But Gryffindor were already on their way to Gryffindor Tower to celebrate.

After the party had subsided and the boys had separated from the girls (except Seamus, who had snuck into the sixth-year dormitory and had an awfully good time with not one, but TWO of the girls "sleeping" there) Dudley and Neville spent half the night talking in the common room.

They came into the subject of sex and from there there was no turning back.

They soon found themselves without pants and this time Neville was on top.

And liking it immensly!

Dudley soon climaxed and finished Neville off and they went to sleep in eachothers arms on the couch.

Everyone who passed them on their way to the Great Hall for breakfast next morning, found them very cute and couldn't help but giggle at the sight of them.

It wasn't because they were two guys sleeping like that.

It wasn't because people instantly knew that they'd had sex either.

It was because they'd forgotten to put their pants back on when they had finished and Neville was lying spread eagle facing the girls dormitory and Dudley was lying on his stomach showing his big ass and if you took a second peek at him you could see his balls too.

This was, to Neville and Dudley's big sorrow, the material and muse of the two thousand and seventythree bad jokes that followed them for three weeks.

Ron was definately the most vicious joker of the whole of Gryffindor Tower, but Harry and Hermione had a few ten pointers too.

Once, even Colin had made a joke about them, but no-one laughed.

Everyone still thought he was a bit creepy with his climbing the walls and his weird voice and no-one wanted to not be friends with him either, especially after what he did to Malfoy!

"Swear to me that we never, ever, have sex in the common room again!" said Neville.

Dudley just nodded and hugged him.

"Hey! Get a common room, Full moon and Eagle!!" shouted a little first-year Hufflepuff.

Neville cornered him and stood over him, being twice his size, with his eyes glazing of pure animal fury.

"Do you want to keep that head attached to your body or shall I remove it for you, whelp?!!" Neville said in a rumbling, deep voice.

The child almost began to cry, but Neville and Dudley removed themselves from the hallway and walked downstairs.

A flock of people were crowding the billboard with anxious voices.

Ron and Harry was there too and spotted Dudley and Neville.

"What's this about?" asked Dudley.

"It's about the Dueling club! It's who's made the team," said Ron.

"We and Hermione have already been chosen as the senior members, so we don't have to take the test," said Harry.

"Brilliant! When do we start?" asked Neville.

"Next Saturday is the official first meeting of the club, but we are going to train Saturday and Sunday," said Hermione who had just appeared from the girls bathroom.

"How's your Animagi training coming along, guys?" she asked.

"We've both got the form down, but we're not so good at maintaining them yet," said Ron and hugged Hermione and kissed her.

"Then it shouldn't take you much longer now. I think you'd be finished in a month or so," she said and kissed him back.

They seemed to forget that they were in public because they started to really get into the heavy steamy making out motions.

Not to mention sounds.

Suddenly, Ron's hand had found it's way up Hermione's robes and she gasped.

"Erh, guys! I don't think this is the best place for all that, right now," said Harry and tapped their shoulders, making them snap back into the real world.

They cleared their throats and straightened their robes.

Everyone was looking at them.

They both blushed furiously and Ron tried to hide his erection, making him crouch over when the group walked away.

As they were about to head up the marble staircase to the common room, Neville spotted Malfoy waving at him to come over.

Neville decided this was the perfect chance for him to 'inform' Malfoy about Harry's animagus training.

"Guys! I'll be right along," he said to the rest and hurried over to the statue where Malfoy was hiding.

"Hello, Malfoy. I heard you were in our common room a while back," Neville said in a sour tone.

"I was trying to get a hold of you, Longbottom! My father has been nagging me to send him the facts about Potter," Malfoy answered.

"Yes, the facts!"

"You have them?"

"Yes. But this isn't the place to do this," Neville said.

Malfoy seemed to think about something.

"Come with me. I know the perfect place," Malfoy said and ran away down the corridor.

Neville followed him.

Malfoy stopped right outside a girls bathroom on the second floor that had a sign on it; out of order.

"Here? Isn't this Moaning Myrtle's bathroom?" asked Neville.

Malfoy smiled.

"Yes. But we are going beyond the bathroom, Longbottom. Way beyond!"

--------to be continued in chapter 17 "The Chamber of Secrets"----------------