Rating:
R
House:
Schnoogle
Genres:
Drama Action
Era:
Multiple Eras
Spoilers:
Philosopher's Stone Chamber of Secrets Prizoner of Azkaban Goblet of Fire
Stats:
Published: 04/25/2002
Updated: 06/24/2002
Words: 81,279
Chapters: 30
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Harry Potter & The Thousand Mysteries

A. A. Yarrum

Story Summary:
When Harry returns to fifth year, he finds himself faced with a whole lotta problems- Voldemort, puberty, exams, Ron & Hermione to name but a few. A lot of characters enter into his life from his previous shenanigans, There’s a Christmas Ball, OWL exams, Sirius, Lupin, and more!

Chapter 19

Posted:
05/06/2002
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Author's Note:
Harry is introduced to the Ministry and the Counsel is called to order. Hope you like it- thanks once more to Schnoogle and Schnooglemods!



The Second Simulation

‘Au revoir, Harry!’ called Fleur, as the Beauxbatons Delegation prepared to make their departure from the school. The Durmstrangians had left half an hour ago. ‘You will ‘ave to come to my wedding in July,’ she said, flashing her engagement ring around once more, as they walked down the stone steps with the rest of the school, towards the carriages.

‘Write,’ said Harry, ‘and tell Gabrielle I was asking how she was.’

‘I’m sure Gabrielle will be asking how you are as well.’ Fleur smiled knowingly. ‘Bye!’ She swept down and kissed him on both cheeks, before doing the same with Ron and Hermione.

‘I’m sure we will meet again!’ she called, and entered her carriage.

They entire school waved as they took off, and waited until they disappeared into the distance.

As usual, the Boxing Day Christmas anti climax had left everyone in the school feeling worn out and in desperate need of a relaxing day, with no work to do. This, however, was not possible for the fifth year Gryffindors, and especially not Harry and Ron.

‘Team!’ called Angelina, as they met for their regular training session later that day. ‘The match against Ravenclaw is in three weeks exactly, and I don’t think we’re ready for it. The Ravenclaws have got a strong defence which I don’t think we can puncture easily…’

‘But I have a Firebolt!’ said Ron, ecstatically, holding up his new acquisition for everyone to see.

‘Wow!’ said Fred and George. ‘Where’d you get that?’

‘It was a present!’ replied Ron.

After ten minutes of gawping around the Firebolt, The team decided they would meet thrice weekly, rather that twice weekly, to make sure they were in peak position to be ready for the match.

‘Hi!’ called Hermione, as they found her working on homework in the Common Room.

‘You’re working?’ asked Ron. ‘On Boxing Day?’

‘Of course I’m working,’ snapped Hermione. ‘Do you realise it is just a mere hundred and seventy three days to the exam?’

‘That’s ages!’ said Ron.

‘No, it isn’t!’ Hermione looked ready for a fight. ‘These came for you two, by the way,’ she said, handing them each an envelope.

Harry opened his and began to read.

Dear Harry,
Boxing Day


Let me first of all congratulate you formally on your performance at the first Simulation- a job well done. Secondly, I have written to point out to you that the second Simulation will take place three weeks from today. This Simulation will differ from the previous one in that, you, the pupils, will be transported to an unknown location. Your object will be to seize control of a Death Eater stronghold. As before, you will have time to prepare for the event- you need not come to class until the Simulation. I will be available should you have any queries.

I’m sure you will study suitably hard to ensure an easy victory- my only pieces of advice are these:

a) Plan well ahead of the event

b) Work together as a team and plan for all eventualities- the teachers will be throwing everything they have at you.

I’m sure you’ll do marvellously, Harry.

Professor Claudia Janney

Defence Against the Dark Arts.

‘What do you make of that?’ asked Harry.

‘I know! It’ll be so scary!’ said Hermione. ‘We really need to prepare- that’s what I’m reading just now.’

‘Hang on…’ said Ron, and dashed off through the portrait hole.

‘Where the hell is he going?’ asked Harry, to which Hermione merely shrugged her shoulders.

***

Ten minutes later, Ron reappeared carrying a scroll of parchment.

‘Fifth Years!’ he called to the crowded Common Room. ‘Fifth Years- I need to speak to you in my dorm!’

Harry, Hermione, Lavender, Parvati, Neville, Dean and Seamus all followed Ron up to the Boys’ Dormitory.

‘What is it?’ asked Harry, as he shut the door.

‘I’ve just been speaking with Janney,’ said Ron. ‘And she says that if we want a plan of the house we’re about to attack, we’ve got a right to see it- she says Auror’s would get one from Ministry records anyway.

‘So here’s the map!’

He rolled the parchment out, revealing a large map, as the one below:



‘There are six rooms per floor,’ said Ron, pointing at all of them. On the ground floor, there three entrances into the house- the main entrance into the hall, the kitchen door and the morning room doors.

‘The only way to the upper level is either through the windows or up the staircase. There’s a hatch into the attic in the playroom, but it can only be opened from the playroom. There’s a small window in the attic- I think one person might just squeeze through that. They keep the water distribution contols up in the attic.’

‘What about the garden,’ asked Hermione. Harry felt his heart thrill with adrenaline. He breathed deeply- this was so exciting and dangerous.

‘Good question,’ said Ron. ‘The Garden is a rectangle field. There is a large pond, apparently, and some shrubbery to the back. There are three large trees, and the area around the house is just forest. It’s pretty thick to the front, but otherwise it’s easy to see through. I think the place is in Argyllshire, or somewhere like that.

‘That’s all I know,’ said Ron, still sounding business like. ‘We need to come up with a plan!

***

‘Potter, can I see you in my office for a moment?’ Professor McGonagall asked after the first Transfiguration class post-Christmas.

‘Sure, Professor,’ said Harry. Hermione and Ron had dashed off five minutes before the bell had gone, and it was ages until next class- extended Lunch day.

‘Potter, would you transform five times for me,’ she said, after she had closed the door. ‘In rapid succession if you will?’

Harry quickly changed back and forth between his animagus shape and human form. It was dead easy now- he’d been practising for an hour a day all through the Christmas holidays.

‘Right,’ she said, once he had finished. ‘Come with me, Potter.’

She led him out the door and along the corridor. At first, he assumed she was taking him to Dumbledore’s office, but she took a left instead of a right at the tapestry of Bernd the Baffled, and led him to an empty classroom. Empty, that is, except for Hermione.

‘Wait here, both of you,’ she said, and exited the room once more. Harry felt uncomfortable- he hadn’t told Hermione about his animagus lessons yet- he had been putting it off.

‘Hermione…’ he said, but was cut off when the door opened, and in walked Professors McGonagall, Dumbledore, and Ron.

What the hell, Harry though inwardly, as they shut the door.

‘They really have no idea, Minerva,’ said Dumbledore, smiling.

‘Absolutely none, Albus,’ agreed McGonagall.

‘What’s going on?’ asked Hermione.

‘Good question,’ agreed Ron.

‘Would all three of you please transform for me?’ asked McGonagall.

‘WHAT?’ asked Harry. Hermione and Ron looked equally scandalized. McGonagall let out a rare laugh.

‘Ooh, you see, they really don’t have a clue!’ she told Dumbledore.

The Headmaster cleared his throat. ‘It gives me great pleasure to announce that you, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger and Harry Potter, are all animagi!’

‘You two are animagus?’ asked Harry of Hermione and Ron, ignoring McGonagall and Dumbledore’s laughter.

‘Miss Granger is a black cat, Mr Weasley is a peregrine falcon, and you, Harry Potter, are a phoenix!’

‘Really?’ asked Hermione. ‘You’re a phoenix?’

‘Why the hell would you become a flacon?’ asked Harry.

‘What can a cat do that a falcon can’t?’ asked Ron, defensively.

‘I can’t believe you we’re all animagus!’ said Harry. It was just dawning on him.

‘And it was all thanks to me,’ said Professor McGonagall, laughing.

‘Good evening, one and all,’ said Professor Janney. The fifth year Gryffindors were standing in the Entrance Hall at midnight. It had been exactly three weeks since they received their letters informing them of the second Simulation.

Harry pulled his thick cloak tighter around him. He was nervous with anticipation at what the night had in store for him. The Christmas holidays had drifted by- Ron had taken charge of the Simulation plans, looking up books and manuals for spells, spending hours going over strategies. Harry was determined to make tonight be a success purely because Ron had put so much effort into it.

‘There are two carriages waiting at the bottom of the steps,’ said Professor Janney, waving her hands in the direction of the Entrance Hall doors. ‘They will take you to your mission scene. Once you have arrived at the building, you have three hours to seize it and apprehend all the villains inside! Good Luck, and see you there!’

The carriages bumped through the gritty roads for nearly an hour before finally stopping. The doors had been shut tight and the windows covered with black paint, so they didn’t know where they were. The only light the whole journey came from the tiny oil lamp that was attached to the carriage wall.

When the doors burst open, Harry, Ron, Hermione and Neville jumped down onto the ground below, which consisted of leaves and dirt. They were in a forest of some description. Beside them, they saw the others jump down as well. Everyone looked nervous at being in the middle of a dark forest at one in the morning.

‘Come on,’ said Ron, and pulled the rucksack off his back. He handed them each one of the walkie-talkies that Fred and George had used to prepare for the party after the Hallowe’en Ball. That seemed so long ago, thought Harry, as he took his walkie-talkie.

‘Right, you know the plan. Everyone, get in position,’ said Ron. ‘I think that’s the house over there.’ He pointed through the trees, where some spooky orange lights were poking through.

They all spilt up, and headed for the positions they had planned.

Harry looked around; making sure nobody else knew what he was doing, before transforming into a phoenix. He leapt off the ground, and flew upwards into one of the trees. Once settled, he transformed into his human self.

‘Come in, Come in.’ Ron’s voice hissed down the walkie-talkie. ‘Beginning operation one.’

From his position at the top of the tree, Harry saw Ron fire a spell from behind the bushes at the front gate. As the spell hit the door, it made a knocking sound.

As the door swung open, Ron fired another spell- this one much more dangerous, the Stupefy spell.

‘Mission one accomplished!’ said Ron.

Harry saw him sneak up to the “Death Eater” and take a few of the hairs from the victim’s head. He then dragged the stupefied body down the path, and into the forest.

‘Is every thing all right?’ shouted a voice- Professor McGonagall’s- from the front porch.

‘Fine!’ called Professor Sprout. ‘Everything’s fine. I thought I heard something.’

‘Mission two accomplished!’ hissed Ron down the radio. Parvati had taken a draft of the polyjuice potion with Professor Sprout’s hair inside, and had now infiltrated the Death Eater circle. The real Professor Sprout was lying, stupefied, in the bushes.

‘Dean, you go!’ hissed Ron through the receiver. Normally, muggle electronics wouldn’t work in places were so much magic was around, but these had been fixed by Mr Weasley so they didn’t need batteries, but instead operated solely on the magical power of the holder.

Harry watched, as Dean sneaked out from the trees and over towards the window of the music room.

Continuatusel spielentra!’ hissed Dean from just below Harry, and suddenly, the air was filled with the sound of a piano playing. Dean had rigged the piano so that it wouldn’t stop playing unless specifically ordered to by the wand that had cast the spell.

Harry heard some people rushing into the music room, and saw some lights flick on.

‘What the hell…?’ came a voice- Flitwicks.

Finite Incantatem!’ cried Snape. Nothing happened. ‘Ceasionos Spielentrum!’ Still nothing.

‘Go Harry!’ hissed Ron through the receiver, as the babble of talk and music filled the air. Harry changed into phoenix form, and swept up to the roof of the building. There was a small window on the rooftop, which Harry prised open with his claws and climbed though. He would never have got in while in human form, but since he was in phoenix shape, it was no problem.

He changed back into human form, and pulled out a litre bottle of black dye.

Harry pulled the lid off the water distribution apparatus, and poured the entire litre of dye inside. He waited for a few minutes, before turning the pressure gauge up as high as it could go. He watched, as the needle moved from thirty, to forty, to fifty, and up into the red danger numbers of 100, 110, 120.

‘Mission complete!’ he hissed at Ron down the walkie-talkie. ‘Water Pressure One thirty and rising!’

Harry stamped his foot on the hatch from the attic into the playground. Hermione, who had broken in through the playroom window during the furore caused by the piano, immediately opened it.

‘Hi,’ said Harry, jumping down into the playroom, which was a dusty, empty room, filled with rocking horses and stuff.

‘Ready?’ she asked, as they pushed the door open into the upstairs hall. The piano music was eerily loud from up here.

Barrier Impermeablus!’’ they both cried, and beams of silver light shot from their wands, and expanded to form a bright silver barrier at the top of the staircase, which would stop anybody passing.

‘Come on,’ said Hermione, as she transformed into her usual black cat and Harry into his phoenix. He encased her lightly in his claws, and took flight through the window.

Harry dropped the feather-light Hermione on the ground, and watched as she scampered up a nearby tree. He landed at the top of an adjacent tree, and everyone waited.

Harry could see Ron and Seamus hiding in the front garden of trees; Lavender was sitting in the corner of the balcony. He couldn’t see Neville, but he knew he was sitting in the back garden, hiding behind a large rock, and Dean was in the upstairs bay windowed bedroom 1, which he and Lavender had broken into.

‘Aaah!’ a shriek came up from inside the house. They heard screams, and the piano playing, along with the sound of gushing water. Looking inside the windows, Harry could see the water level rise dangerously fast. Of course, the water was black; to hide the hundred frogs, newts and water snakes which Neville had flushed inside the Morning Room doors ten minutes ago. He had a strange affinity with water creatures, Harry noted. It must be the Herbology.

‘Ah!’ came Moody’s gruff voice. ‘Something bit me!’ More piercing screams.

‘There are things in this water!’ cried Sprout, who was, of course, Parvati in disguise. ‘Get out! Quick, through the front door!’

The front door burst open, and a tidal wave of waist deep water rushed out. The Death Eaters were knocked off their feet and were rushed out with it. There was a sudden explosion of spells and curses flying through the air, as every single Death Eater was knocked out by the incantations being hurled at them by the various people in the trees, or Parvati, who was still inside the hallway. The furthest any of them had got was three meters into the fresh air.

‘Excellent,’ said Professor Janney, as she swept down from the treetops on a broomstick. ‘Another first class performance! Well done, all of you!’ She landed on he sodding, muddy floor, and hitched up her robes.

Completus Reliquisho Incanatem!’ she cried, her wand pointed upwards. A ball of green light erupted like a bullet from the end of her wand, and shot thirty feet up into the night sky. It broke apart, before reining down all over the house and it’s occupants. Harry saw the miniscule balls of light float down through the house, through the roof, and into the rooms.

All the teachers slowly got up, their robes soaking. Parvati emerged from inside, her usual self again.

‘Well done,’ said Dumbledore, standing up and wringing his robes dry. ‘One hundred points to Gryffindor for that!’

‘They took my advice about planning ahead, I see,’ said Professor Janney. ‘Come on, now, back to the castle! You have a quidditch game to win tomorrow!’

‘I think not!’ cried Professors Snape and Flitwick. Flitwick was head of Ravenclaw House, and Snape would sacrifice his life rather than let Gryffindor win a match.

‘Well, you have a game to play, anyway!’ said Janney. ‘Back to the castle and straight to bed! You have a match to attend, at any rate!’

The eight Gryffindors slept the whole journey back to the castle. Harry only managed to stumble up the stairs to his dormitory before crawling into bed. He had the most important game so far of the year tomorrow- he needed to be awake.

As he crawled into bed, he heard Ron say, ‘You all done brilliant tonight, guys, really brilliant.’

‘It was all your work,’ said Harry sleepily.

He was aware of Ron making a reply, but he was unconscious before he heard it.

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