Rating:
PG-13
House:
Astronomy Tower
Genres:
Romance General
Era:
Multiple Eras
Spoilers:
Philosopher's Stone Chamber of Secrets Prizoner of Azkaban Goblet of Fire Quidditch Through the Ages Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them
Stats:
Published: 12/27/2002
Updated: 11/25/2003
Words: 26,569
Chapters: 12
Hits: 7,019

Tough As Dragon Skin

Wolfie Jinn

Story Summary:
Charlie Weasley gets involved with an absent-minded Muggle paleontology professor while tracking down incriminating photos of a dragon.

Chapter 01

Posted:
12/27/2002
Hits:
1,593

Tough as Dragon Skin
Part One

"Uh - "

"Holy Hell! How'd she get loose?!"

"Uh - "

"Get the ropes!"

"Uh - "

"Ty! Where's Reggie?"

"Uh - "

"Tybalt! Where's Reggie?"

"Uh - " Tybalt Bancroft point up at the shiny pointed teeth of the female Norwegian Ridgeback. "She ate him," he informed his comrades in a high squeaky voice.

The other six men with Tybalt gaped at him a moment. One of the men, his flaming red hair and bright green eyes, groaned and ducked to miss being tumbled by a large, scaly tail as the female dragon turned around to lumber from the wizards that had been trying to transport her away from her nesting grounds.

"She's heading for the Muggle town!" shouted Marty Topper. "BROOMS!"

Charles Weasley, known to his friends as Charlie, gave Tybalt a shake before heading for his own broom in a vain hope that it would bring his friend from his self-imposed trance. "Come on, Ty! If that female gets to the village, there are going to be a lot of missing Muggles that is going to be hard to explain away!"

Tybalt didn't move for a minute but when he did, he quickly turned on his heel and bolted in the opposite direction of the dragon. "Damn," Charlie said, kicking the broom off the ground and watching his friend crash through the underbrush of the wooded area where they had stopped for lunch. "There goes another one."

His broom rose higher into the air but Charlie turned his attention from his fleeing comrade toward the enraged dragon quickly gaining ground on the small Romanian village. Most of the inhabitants were Gypsies, tied to the small town through various laws passed over the last few decades in Romania to keep them from their ancient nomadic lifestyle. A superstitious people, the last thing the Gypsies would need in this small village is a female Ridgeback stomping through, looking for her eggs, which were ahead of her in the relocation convoy.

With the ease that only an expert in Quidditch could manage, Charlie swooped between the leafy trees, dodging branches and birds without any difficulty. While the escape of the female Ridgeback was a major problem, it wasn't anything they hadn't planned for in advanced. Relocating dragons was always a tricky business. If one spell fizzled or one dragon broke free of restraints, there was always hell to pay, Muggle and Wizard alike. Charlie crossed his fingers a moment as he neared the dragon that their emergency plan would work.

"There you are!" called Marty, his long blonde hair whipping about his face. "Where's Ty?"

"Went running the other way," Charlie said with a shrug. "He *did* see his brother eaten by a dragon. Had to be a bit of shock."

"Damn," cursed Marty. "Okay, we can do this without the extra wand." Marty assured them but he sounded uncertain. "Ready wands!" The six men raised their right hands, varying length of sticks in their palms, all of them pointed at the dragon. "Steady! If we miss, we're in deep dragon dung!" They all took deep breaths.

"NOW!" Marty cried and the wands' tips burst out large showers of orange sparks that flew toward the dragon.

"STUPIFY!" they shouted in unison and the dragon stopped in her tracks, frozen.

"My God, we did it!" whooped Charlie, spinning his broom around in excited wonder. His friends did not share his jubilation, however, and he turned his head to see what had them so arrested.

The dragon had reached the village edge and was getting ready to teeter onto a house.

"Oh no."

With an almighty crash the dragon wiped out a house and a barn, easily demolishing the flimsy structures that were little more than mud bricks and thin wooden planks. The wizards swooped their brooms down out of sight immediately as people began pouring out of houses and public buildings, gaping at the huge creature, staring at them with her shocked eyes open wide and glassy. A few whisps of smoke filtered lazily out of the dragon's nostrils.

"Amos, get the ropes," Marty began ordering and pointing, "and take those two with you. We've got to get her out of that village. Charlie, you take the rest and start doing some damage control. I'll go back to camp and get an owl sent to the ministry so that they can send someone to - " Marty glanced up, blowing an errant strand of blonde hair out of his eyes. "Never mind."

The rest looked up as well. At least a dozen men and women mounted on broomsticks were zooming toward them. Charlie looked around. "Who Apparated?" he asked.

"I did!" puffed Tybalt as he sprinted toward them through the trees. "I knew we'd need help."

Marty glowered at him. "We could have handled this, Ty," he growled.

"No," Charlie told him honestly, "we couldn't, Marty. Tybalt, you did good." He placed a comforting hand on the younger man's shoulder. "Quick thinking."

"I wanted to run home and hide," confessed Tybalt as soon as Marty turned his back, "but I knew Reggie would drag himself out of the dragon just to kill me if I did."

"We might get him out yet. Did she chew him?" Charlie's face had lost its cheerful visage and he patiently waited for Tybalt to formulate an answer.

"I don't remember, Charlie," the young man confessed. "I don't think I watched much. I remember her grabbing him up and flopping him through the air and then..." His voice faltered.

"Doubtful she did anything but swallow him. We'll do a check. He might just be slimy and really grossed out is all." Ty looked slightly hopeful but not too much, as if Charlie were just giving him false hopes.

"Hey!" Charlie waved a hand at several wizards crowding around the dragon. "We got a man in there, possibly not chewed! Can you guys help us get him out?"

The wizards looked up and several smiled tightly. "That him banging on the ribcage?" asked an old man with no teeth and grizzled hair. He had a blackened look about him that spoke of many close calls with bursts of flames.

Charlie listened and heard faintly Reggie's voice screaming and begging to be gotten out. He grinned at Ty, who looked relieved. "Yeah, that would be him."

"Okay!" shouted the old man. "We got a rescue operation to start! Get these Muggles outta the way!"

The group worked with the old man on the dragon while the rest of the ministry wizards went around to clear from Muggle minds the entire incident. Charlie was glad he wasn't them; he'd never been good at the 'obliviate' spell. Bill should have been an Obliviator, though, he reckoned, instead going off to Egypt for Gringotts, the wizards bank.

Shaking his mind from reverie, Charlie worked with his comrades to get the dragon safely moved to her new location and to rebuild the destroyed home and barn. They were all thankful that no one had been in the home at the time of the dragon's loss of balance.


Samuel Hill stayed hidden in the bushes, watching the strangely dressed men work moving the dragon. He also kept a keen an eye on the men around the village, pointing sticks at the villagers and chanting strange words. The strangers spoke sentences with words like 'dragon' and 'magic', 'wizard' and 'wand' like they were commonplace and ordinary.

Sam swallowed, clutching his camera tightly. He'd come to take a look at a find, but he found more than he'd bargained for, that was certain. The light faded away and darkness took over the woods. Romania was still an extraordinarily backward country and Sam had landed in the most archaic town in the whole country. There were no street lamps and paved roads were unheard of. He cautiously made his way toward his little inn and the clunker car that he had gotten at the airport in Bucharest.

He slipped in through the driver's door and took a deep breath. His hand shook as he shoved the key into the ignition and started the engine. He carefully pulled out of the tiny driveway and headed for the main road. Sam had been in the backwater town long enough that he knew an alternate route out of town and knew how to go around the town to head for the capital city.

An hour later, he relaxed, feeling he'd made it home free. He even started whistling a bit, pleased with his smooth getaway.

The camera was sitting next to him and Sam took a deep breath. In that piece of metal and plastic was information that would revolutionize his fiancée's life. He smiled to himself. Yes, for that one photo, Natty would move up the wedding date. He'd have everything he wanted then.


Natalie Greene blew a strand of blonde hair out of her vision and frowned at the document in front of her. She could read the most complicated treatise on the Pliocene period and how it shaped later periods like the Cretaceous, but give her a simple document like a car title and she was lost on what to do with it.

She looked up and smiled wanly at the unimpressed title clerk. "I, uh, think I forgot something?" Nat squeaked pushing the title forward nervously, knowing she looked like an idiot.

The clerk flipped through the documents. "You have everything except the bill of sale," the clerk said in a bored tone, as if she'd been doing it all day. Nat grimaced when she glanced nervously at the clock. The woman probably had been; it was three in the afternoon.

"Oh. That's bad?"

The clerk rolled her eyes and handed her a slip of paper from a dwindled stack at her elbow. "You need these items to get the tags, miss. Come back with them and we'll get you fixed up." Nat gave another weak smile, gathered the multitude of papers and scurried away, ignoring the muttered comment the clerk made about college professors and their lack of common sense. In her case, Nat knew, it was entirely true. What she had in genius she lacked in common sense. She was the type, her father often said in fond exasperation, that was so intelligent that she didn't know enough to come in out of the rain, mainly because she hadn't read that rain made one wet.

Nat slumped in the car and stared blankly at the tag office building. She felt like crying. She'd wasted most of an afternoon sitting in that building for nothing. Doing common place errands was what Sam was good at. She wryly smiled to herself. Or rather, all he was good for.

She and her fiancé had known each other since their first year in college. He'd fallen for her, convinced he was the love of her life. Nat had ignored him for the most part but as time went on, she began to depend on him to take care of the pesky details of everyday life while she concentrated on her precious bones and digs.

Every summer, Natalie would disappear to places like South America, the American West and Eastern Europe, digging up fossils and locating new dig sites for possible future dinosaur finds. Sam followed her around and organized her chaotic life.

Now, though, Nat was stuck in the boring US of A while Sam went haring off to Romania to check out a possible find. She was uncomfortable with the idea of Sam knowing what he was looking at. They were complete opposites. Sam wouldn't know a dog femur from a pterodactyl finger bone if it bit him.

She sighed again and started the car. As she pulled out of the parking lot, she grabbed her cellphone and checked her messages.

There were eight messages from Sam. Nat frowned as she listened to the repeating messages of excitement. Obviously she should check her messages more than twice a week.

"Natty, it's me! It's Sam! Listen, baby, you won't believe what I got pictures of! I'm in Bucharest airport..."

"Natty, damn it, why aren't you calling me back! It's Sam, I'm in Paris...."

"Natty, unbelievable pictures. When I get to our London flat, I'll email them...."

"Where are you? Have you checked your email yet? Natty! You won't believe what I found! I'm getting ready to take the flight from Heathrow to JFK..."

"You turn on the computer by pushing the power button. Don't forget to turn on the monitor..." His sarcasm was evident.

In irritation, she slammed the phone down and swerved to miss a parked car on the road, it's emergency lights flashing. "I hate you sometimes, Sam," she muttered.