Harry Potter and the Levitating Ch'iyun: Part One

Like many a Harry Potter fan fiction story, a new girl arrives at Hogwarts. But she's definitely not blonde. As our favorite trio of buddies enter their sixth year, Ron is crushing badly, Harry is distant and brooding, and Hermione is confused- until something happens that makes them all re-evaluate their priorities.

Our heroes have their first night at Hogwarts. Introductions and insults ensue. Harry finds out exactly why Lizzy got transferred and is given a weighty task.