Letters to No One

Dear No One,

Oh gosh, I have to get Harry and Ron's schedules done really soon. I know they don't care as much as I do about their academic success but come on, how much can I do for them. It's as if I'm their mother for god's sake! Then Ron, what is with Ron? What's wrong with me being pen pals with Krum? I can't take his immature behavior! Do you know what I really can't take? I can't take that every one expects me know how to know everything! I know I'm smart, but come on how much can I take of "Hermione can you help me with this?" "Hey, Herm. Do you know the answer to number four?" "Hermione, what's this potion made of?" "Do you stir it to the right or left at first?" Honestly, you think some people would have the decency to repay the favor. Harry and Ron have more than once, but what has everyone else done? Harry and Ron both have saved my life for god's sake! Everyone thinks Ron and I are going to go out! I doubt it and even the thought of me going out with Harry is hilarious. Harry for one has his sites set on Cho and Ron is the most dramatized person I know. He gets jealous over stupid stuff or brags about his broom or something. I don't know which is worse! Then Harry's all save the world and then some, he's to into being the hero. He doesn't mean to, but he trusts people too much well sometimes. Harry's just Harry let me just say that he's too complicated to really get. He trusts people too much then he doesn't trust people at all. Oh well, they're my best friends anyways, aren't they? I guess so. RON WILL YOU STOP LOOKING OVER MY SHOULDER? I'M NOT WRITING TO KRUM OK!

There, that's better now he'll stop. He's still doing his little arm crossing, smug look thing. Whatever Ron!

I love Transfiguration and all, but -WILL YOU STOP! HONESTLY CAN'T A GIRL WRITE!

Jeez, Herm. Ron stop, let her write.

Thank you, Harry.

What are you writing about?

I'm writing about how annoying you can be Ron!

Sorry, don't get your panties in a twist. Go on, write.

I CAN'T IF YOU KEEP WATCHING ME OVER MY SHOULDER!

Both of you, stop fighting!

Only if you both stop writing on my parchment!

Ok, ok, fine.

What I was saying was that I love Transfiguration and all, but I hate that Ron and Harry look over my shoulder when once in a while I write things besides notes. I guess they're worried if they fall asleep again they won't have any notes for homework or something. I still don't think Ron and I would make a cute couple-not that I would object to dating him or anything. *grins* Ha Ha, that's funny anyways, * awkward silence* I need to check out a book I haven't read, I swear I think I've read all the books in the library that are worth reading- except for the forbidden area. Nah, I'll just ask Mum and Dad to send me a muggle book that I haven't read. I've heard there's this new series that are rather good. I forget what they're called though. Anyways,

RON STOP IT NOW, Harry you too! God forbid I'm going to the girls' dormitory next time to write something PERSONAL! THAT'S IT I GIVE UP! I'm tearing this up, no better yet, if you read this again you'll be bald.

To anyone who reads this sorry I put the balding curse to anyone who reads it besides myself,

Hermione Granger