- Rating:
- PG-13
- House:
- Riddikulus
- Characters:
- James Potter Peter Pettigrew Remus Lupin Sirius Black
- Genres:
- Humor
- Era:
- Multiple Eras
- Stats:
-
Published: 07/06/2004Updated: 07/11/2004Words: 1,130Chapters: 2Hits: 1,100
Muggles and Marauders
Steffie87
- Story Summary:
- The teenage Marauders find themselves forced into the Muggle world... without their wands! Hilarity ensues. Includes some mild swearing.
Chapter 01
- Chapter Summary:
- The teenage Marauders find themselves forced into the Muggle world...without their wands! Hilarity ensues. Includes some mild swearing.
- Posted:
- 07/06/2004
- Hits:
- 680
- Author's Note:
- A silly little fic. The idea just sort of popped into my head and I decided to go with it. And just to let you all know...I have a strange fascination with fluffy pink bunnies...lol
Muggles and Marauders
Chapter One
Narrator (Disembodied Voice of the Author): Hmm...they should be arriving in a moment...
*The snapping of twigs disrupts the quiet of the forest, and soon James, Sirius, Remus, and Peter stumble into a clearing*
Disembodied Voice of the Author (hereafter referred to as DVA): Ahh, good, there you are!
*The four Marauders jump and look frantically around for the source of the voice*
Sirius: Who's that? Where are you? *looks panicky*
DVA: *sighs* Relax, you have all been brought here for a little test.
Peter: Oh no, I'm not good at tests...
Remus: *eagerly* What kind of test?
James: Moony, you are such a loser sometimes.
*Remus sticks his tongue out at James*
DVA: AHEM! *thunder claps overhead*
*The Marauders shut up instantly*
DVA: Now that I've got your attention...You will be going on a little expedition in the... *dramatic pause*...Muggle world!
Marauders: *groan*
DVA: *thunder claps again* Now, now, none of that. You haven't heard the best part yet! You will be going on your little adventure WITHOUT YOUR WANDS!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Marauders: *scream like little girls*
Sirius: *regaining composure* And may I ask WHY we are being sent on this little 'adventure'?
James: And why we have to go without our wands?
DVA: That is classified information that I cannot reveal to you at this point in time.
Remus: But can't you just tell us, please?
DVA: IT IS NOT FOR YOU TO KNOW!!!!!!! *massive thunder claps and the sky darkens*
*The Marauders are shocked into silence*
DVA: Ahem...sorry about that...I just lose control sometimes when I'm dealing with snot-nosed kids.
James: *indignantly* We're not kids! We're 17 and in our final year at Hogwarts, I'll have you know!
DVA: Fine then, snot-nosed teenagers. Whatever. Anyways, if you'll just hand over your wands to my little assistant...
*A fluffy pink bunny rabbit hops into the clearing and stops in front of the Marauders*
Sirius: *stifling a laugh* This is your assistant?
Peter: I think she's cute.
DVA: YES, this is my assistant. HIS name is Mr. Bonko.
*The Marauders look as if they are going to pop from holding in their laughter*
DVA: Now, will you all please give your wands to Mr. Bonko?
*The Marauders hesitate*
DVA: NOW!!! *thunder claps*
*They all place their wands in Mr. Bonko's outstretched paws*
James: There, happy now? Mr. Bonko has our wands.
DVA: Good. Now empty your pockets of all magical items you have with you and give them to Mr. Bonko.
*The Marauders grudgingly empty their pockets of all Dungbombs, Stink Pellets, Fizzing Whizbees, and other such items*
DVA: Thank you. I assure you that all your things will be returned to you later. Thank you, Mr. Bonko, that will be all.
*Mr. Bonko hops away with all the stuff*
DVA: Okay, now you are ready to embark on your quest!
Remus: It's a quest?
Sirius: What do we have to do?
Peter: I hope it's not too hard...
DVA: You will be given instructions as you progress. Your first task is to find your way out of the woods and into London. Absolutely NO MAGIC allowed! Mr. Bonko and I will be keeping an eye on you. Now go.
James: Well, this sucks.
Sirius: I agree. And that voice was kind of bitchy, wasn't she?
*Sirius gets zapped by a little lightening bolt*
Remus: I think she heard you, man.
Sirius: *smoking slightly* Ouch.
Peter: Well, lets get out of here before she zaps us all.
*They begin to trudge through the woods*
Author notes: This is my first submitted fic ever, so all comments are appreciated!
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Coming up in the next chapter...
~What will happen when the Marauders get out of the woods?
~Will Mr. Bonko show up again?
~And who will get zapped next?
Stay tuned to find out!