I Look Good In Leather

Listen...

I can do anything I want

Because I...Look good in leather.

I can talk any kind of talk

Because I...Look good in leather.

Harry was up in his dorm room dancing to his favorite song "Look Good In Leather." He knew it was a strange song, but maybe that's why he liked it so much. Often while listening to the song, he would put on a leather coat he had bought on his first Hogsmeade visit of the year, and he would sport a "cool" pair of sunglasses.

And I know you wish that you could look like me!

Whooo!!!

Hermione had been doing her homework when she decided to take a break and go see what Ron and Harry were up to. She climbed the stairs to their dorm, opened the door and froze and she saw Harry in jeans, a leather jacket, and sunglasses. She smirked as she watched Harry flip up his collar when the singer said, "Because I look good in leather." It took Harry a few seconds to realize that he had an audience. He stopped the music, took off his sunglasses and blushed.

"Don't stop because of me!" Hermione exclaimed with a huge grin on her face. "I was enjoying the show. You should teach me some of those moves." This only made Harry blush a deeper shade of red.

"I-I w-was just...ya know...having a bit of fun."

"Oh yes...I see that. Do you dress up often when you dance?"

"Only for this song. C'mon now. Don't you have a song you love to dance and sing to."

"Yes...but I make sure the door to my dorm is locked before I start dancing and singing." By this time Ron had come back from the kitchens. He had taken Harry's invisibility cloak.

"Aw, give the poor guy a break! I've already given him a hard time with this," Ron exclaimed. "Besides...it's not that bad of a song. You should try dancing to it!"

"Yeah...don't think so. I was just taking a break from my studies. Thought we might all hang out, but you seem a bit preoccupied. I'll see you two during dinner." She gave Ron a funny look. "Do you realize that dinner is only in a half hour? Couldn't you wait?"

"Nope! I was starving." Hermione rolled her eyes but smiled. She loved her two goofy friends.

Once she had left, Ron turned to Harry to talk to him.

"You should ask her out."

"Who? Hermione?" he asked.

"No, the Queen of England! Yes of course Hermione!!!" Ron exclaimed. "Unless you're too scared! C'mon. Everyone knows you like her!"

"I'm not scared of her! I could have her if I wanted to!"

"I'd like to see that."

Listen,

I can make any woman mine

Because I...look good in leather.

I can rock her body so good it blows her mind

Because I know how to f**k her better!

Better than you. Got you wishin to be just like me. Yeah!

Hermione and Ginny were in the common room doing their homework. She had joined up with Ron to figure out how Hermione felt about Harry.

"So...got any boys on your mind Hermione?" Ginny asked. They had just been talking about Ginny's relationship with Draco. They had been going out for almost a month. It hadn't taken too much to convince Ron and Harry that Draco was a good guy. He had helped a lot in defeating Lord Voldemort. Although it did take Ron some time to get used to him dating his little sister.

"Well...sorta. I've been having erotic dreams with Harry in them."

"EROTIC??? Did you just say erotic?"

"Exotic. I said exotic." Ginny simply raised an eyebrow at her and grinned.

"Uh huh. Sure you did." Hermione blushed at her slip of tongue. She just hoped that Ginny wouldn't tell anyone. Especially Ron. If Ginny told Ron, then he would be certain to tell Harry. It's true, she had been having dreams with Harry in them, but she would be so embarrassed.

Uh! Shit! Motherf***er I'm cool with

attitude and ego to spare! Yeah!

Put on my poker face when I

walk the streets...

Because I...look good in leather.

I can make a star out anyone I meet

You're gonna shine if you're standin' beside me.

Give me some truth.

Don't you wish that you can kick it with me,

Kick it with me. Wanna kick it with me

Kick it with me because I look good in leather,

don't you know I-I look good in leather

Everbody's lookin' (I look good in leather)

at me. I know I-I look good in leather and

I know you wish that you are lookin' like me,

lookin' like me, wish you're lookin' like me,

lookin' like me.

"Oh...this is good. This is very good," Ron said after Ginny told him that Hermione had basically said she liked Harry. Of course she hadn't told him exactly what she had said. That would've been embarrassing, and she didn't want to do that.

"So what now??? I mean, we know that Harry likes Hermione. Actually, I think all of Hogwarts knows that. And now we know that she likes him...well you and I already thought so. Now how do we get them to go out?"

"Harry was boasting earlier on how he could get Hermione to go out with him, but I think he was just being a show-off since he hasn't done anything. I mean, he's just sitting there in the corner watching Hermione." Ginny and Ron both looked at Harry who was pretending to be reading, but they could both tell that he was really just watching Hermione. After all, he hadn't turned a page in 10 minutes.

"I think you should just tell him that you found out she likes him. Then he can work his great "flirting" ability." Ron looked at his little sister and smiled.

"So simple. Alright, I'll tell him." He walked behind his friend and whispered, "enjoying the view?" Harry jumped up out of his seat. He hadn't even noticed Ron because he had been watching Hermione. After seeing that she hadn't noticed him jump up, he sat back down.

"Are you trying to give me a heart attack?" he replied somewhat angrily.

"What happened to 'Mr. Suave?' I thought you were going to ask her out!" Harry looked slightly uncomfortable.

"Well...I was going to, but I kinda got a little nervous. I mean, I don't want to ruin our friendship! And I don't want to embarrass myself!"

"I just so happen to know for a fact that she likes you. Besides I think you already embarrassed yourself during your little dance routine!" Harry gave him a death look.

"How do you know that?" Ron looked around innocently.

"Let's just say I've got my sources." Harry looked over at Ginny who was now talking to Hermione.

"I see. Well, I guess I should ask her out."

Because I look good in leather.

Don't you know I-I look good in leather.

Everybody's lookin'

I look good in leather, ya see,

my body, looks good in leather.

Yes I do look good in leather.

Don't ya know it. Don't ya,

I look good in leather.

Tell your mama look out!

Look good in leather.

All the girls know I-I look good in leather.

Gotta have it my way.

I look good in leather.

Gotta have it my way.

I look good in leather.

"Uh...Hermione??? Can I talk to you?" Harry said sheepishly. She looked away from Ginny and into his emerald green eyes. Oh those beautiful eyes!!!"

"Yes...of course." Ginny and Ron were looking at them.

"I wanted to talk to you alone!" He glared at the two Weasleys." Ginny scowled. But she got up and dragged her brother to the other side of the room.

"So Potter, what's on your mind?" She smiled up at him.

"Well...I was, I was just wondering if you wanted to, uh, if you wanted to go to Hogsmeade with me next weekend. Ya know, without Ron or Ginny. Just the two of us."

"Are you asking me out on a date?"

"That was my intention. Yes." She laughed.

"Of course I'll go with you!" She stood up and kissed him on the cheek. She started to pick up all of her things, and Harry helped her.

"Thanks. See you at dinner" She headed up to her room. Ron and Ginny let out a loud whoop and gave each other a high five. Harry looked over at them.

"You two happy now?"

"Of course we are!" Ginny answered.

Tell me what did I say.

I look good in leather.

Come and get some.

I look good in leather.

I know you wanna...just like me.

It's automatic because it's all about me.

Yeah. I look good in leather.

Talkin to ya.

I look good in leather.

Cause you're lookin' at me.

Harry and Hermione were now an official couple. They started off taking things slowly. He would carry her books (well, most of them) to class. There would be hugs and kisses on the cheek. But after a couple of weeks, he asked her to be his girlfriend. She wasn't one to start kissing or making out with a guy until they were officially going out. She wasn't prudish (as Harry found out) but she just had her morals that she liked to keep up.

Everyone was now extremely happy that they had finally gotten together. Wages had been made, even between a few Slytherians. Now that Draco and Ginny were together...a few things had been patched up between the two houses.

The one thing that Harry had really enjoyed was their little "shows." Hermione had decided to show him her favorite song that she loved to dance and sing to. After much prying, he found her favorite group was an American boy band *N Sync, and her favorite song to dance to was "Up Against the Wall." His favorite thing was that she joined him in his dancing to "Look Good In Leather." He bought her her own leather jacket and a pair of sunglasses. Together they would dance and sing, and then end with a good round of kissing.

I look good in leather tell your friends.

Tell 'em. Look good in leather.

All Americans

Lookin' good in leather.

All across the world.

Look good in leather.

All my boys and girls look good in leather.

Show your attitude now.

Look good in leather.

When you leave the house

Lookin' my direction if you don't know how!

Whooo!