Eye of the Snake

Eye of the Snake

Chapter 3: Reformation

Harry walked out of the Great Hall with hopes of people following him. Snape stopped him.

"Potter, do you have any idea how serious this is? You can't take the extremity of the Dark Lord into your own hands!"

"I believe I did last year," Harry retorted, and then walked right past the professor. "And the year before that, and the year before that, and the year before that, and the year before that, and the year before that,"

Harry's voice droned on until it couldn't be heard by the professor.

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Seamus lit up a cigarette. "I don't see how he got in here," he asked. "especially with all the mail screening we have now."

"Then how would Lupin get through?" Hermione asked. "I mean maybe the Ministry isn't exactly on our side!"

"How could you say that?" Zacharias Smith yelled.

"I think it was very clear why she said what she said!" Cho exclaimed. "Because the Ministry SUCKS!"

Hannah Abbot screamed and said, "How dare you!"

"Shove off, you Hufflepuff peace of crap!" Michael Corner cried, hugging Cho.

"I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!" Brick Tamland yelled.

"Who invited him?" Harry asked.

"The only people who know what's good for this school," Susan Bones replied. "THE HUFFLEPUFFS!"

"THE RAVENCLAWS ARE A LOT SMARTER THAN ANYONE!" Anthony Goldstein screamed.

"AND WHAT ABOUT THE GRYFFINDORS?" Ron hollered.

"THE GRYFFINDORS COULDN'T THINK THEIR WAY OUT OF A PAPER BAG!" Justin Finch-Fletchley bellowed.

"LOUD NOISES!" howled Brick.

"There's only one way to settle this," Dean said. He pulled out some num-chucks. "FIGHT!"

All the houses pulled out their own weapons.

"Brick, where'd you get a hand grenade?" Zacharias asked.

Brick looked at his own hand and was surprised. "I don't know," he stated.

Harry pulled out a table leg and yelled, "GO!"

Many people lost something that day. Harry and Hermione would lose their dearest friend. Ginny would lose her boyfriend. But at this moment, every single Hufflepuff would lose a body part.

Justin's eye was gauged out. Hannah's leg was fried off. Susan's head got in the way of a battle axe. Ernie Macmillan died of a major explosion from a hand grenade, and Brick lost his hand.

Zacharias saw his chance as Ginny bent over to tie her shoe. He took his ninja sword and held it up, ready to kill her. Dean noticed, and chopped off the boy's arm.

"OW!" Zacharias yelled. "You chopped off my arm!" and he fainted.

"Thanks babe," Ginny sighed, kissing Dean.

Meanwhile, Harry was trying to get brains off his table leg when Ron peeped, "Harry?"

"What, Ron?"

"Um..." Ron stuttered, but he never got to finish his sentence, for Voldemort crashed through the window, causing a shard of glass to make a small cut in his throat, and he couldn't talk.

"Hello, Potter," Voldemort spat. "How are you? Looks like you had a little fight. Did somebody make fun of your mommy? I still think the whole 'she passed on her love' thing is a little gay."

"Shut up, Voldemort,"

"Oh, I love that song! Which one do you like more, the Simple Plan one, or the Black Eyed Peas one?"

"Avada Kadavra!" Harry chanted.

"Oh, isn't Mr. Potter a little greedy?" Voldemort said as he dodged the spell. "In that case, I'll just take the red-head and the hot chick. Accio!"

Ron and Hermione floated to Voldemort, and he grabbed them by the throats. He flew through the window and into the air singing "Shut Up" from the Black Eyed Peas.

Harry jumped out the window and grabbed Voldemort's foot.

1/31/05