Rating:
PG-13
House:
Schnoogle
Era:
Multiple Eras
Spoilers:
Philosopher's Stone Chamber of Secrets
Stats:
Published: 07/29/2001
Updated: 07/29/2001
Words: 36,337
Chapters: 8
Hits: 12,693

Harry Potter and the Return of the Insanity

SpamWarrior

Story Summary:
Harry's sixth year finds mischief-making opportunities galore, as Hogwarts announces it will be hosting the wedding of a former professor--a wedding of a couple so absurd it can only end in disaster. Pranks and fun are plotted from the get-go, but the students swiftly find disaster in more ways than one, as stupidity and old enemies resurface and general mayhem ensues.

Chapter 01
07/29/2001

Possibly the most unlikely HP fic out there, this not-so-little offering chronicles one of my wilder flights of fancy--a Hogwarts wedding, featuring a highly improbable couple, far too many bad gags, enough Weird Al quotes to make your head spin, and a rather impressive (if I do say so myself) set of plot twists that make Jim Henson’s Labyrinth look like a walk in the park. That said, do allow yourself to get lost in it. ^_^

Words: 4,116
Hits: 2,866
Chapter 02
07/29/2001

Possibly the most unlikely HP fic out there, this not-so-little offering chronicles one of my wilder flights of fancy--a Hogwarts wedding, featuring a highly improbable couple, far too many bad gags, enough Weird Al quotes to make your head spin, and a rather impressive (if I do say so myself) set of plot twists that make Jim Henson's Labyrinth look like a walk in the park. That said, do allow yourself to get lost in it. ^_^

Words: 4,449
Hits: 690
Chapter 03
07/29/2001

Possibly the most unlikely HP fic out there, this not-so-little offering chronicles one of my wilder flights of fancy--a Hogwarts wedding, featuring a highly improbable couple, far too many bad gags, enough Weird Al quotes to make your head spin, and a rather impressive (if I do say so myself) set of plot twists that make Jim Henson's Labyrinth look like a walk in the park. That said, do allow yourself to get lost in it. ^_^

Words: 6,629
Hits: 671
Chapter 04
07/29/2001

Possibly the most unlikely HP fic out there, this not-so-little offering chronicles one of my wilder flights of fancy--a Hogwarts wedding, featuring a highly improbable couple, far too many bad gags, enough Weird Al quotes to make your head spin, and a rather impressive (if I do say so myself) set of plot twists that make Jim Henson's Labyrinth look like a walk in the park. That said, do allow yourself to get lost in it. ^_^

Words: 3,451
Hits: 609
Chapter 05
07/29/2001

Possibly the most unlikely HP fic out there, this not-so-little offering chronicles one of my wilder flights of fancy--a Hogwarts wedding, featuring a highly improbable couple, far too many bad gags, enough Weird Al quotes to make your head spin, and a rather impressive (if I do say so myself) set of plot twists that make Jim Henson's Labyrinth look like a walk in the park. That said, do allow yourself to get lost in it. ^_^

Words: 4,189
Hits: 619
Chapter 06
07/29/2001

Possibly the most unlikely HP fic out there, this not-so-little offering chronicles one of my wilder flights of fancy--a Hogwarts wedding, featuring a highly improbable couple, far too many bad gags, enough Weird Al quotes to make your head spin, and a rather impressive (if I do say so myself) set of plot twists that make Jim Henson's Labyrinth look like a walk in the park. That said, do allow yourself to get lost in it. ^_^

Words: 3,741
Hits: 581
Chapter 07
07/29/2001

Possibly the most unlikely HP fic out there, this not-so-little offering chronicles one of my wilder flights of fancy--a Hogwarts wedding, featuring a highly improbable couple, far too many bad gags, enough Weird Al quotes to make your head spin, and a rather impressive (if I do say so myself) set of plot twists that make Jim Henson's Labyrinth look like a walk in the park. That said, do allow yourself to get lost in it. ^_^

Words: 2,598
Hits: 574
Chapter 08
07/29/2001

Possibly the most unlikely HP fic out there, this not-so-little offering chronicles one of my wilder flights of fancy--a Hogwarts wedding, featuring a highly improbable couple, far too many bad gags, enough Weird Al quotes to make your head spin, and a rather impressive (if I do say so myself) set of plot twists that make Jim Henson's Labyrinth look like a walk in the park. That said, do allow yourself to get lost in it. ^_^

Words: 7,164
Hits: 609