Buzzed

Thus begins the fateful meetings between the two opposites which much bickering and childish name calling. But, what is this- say, are they civil?

Hermione is quite introspective. This chapter entails exactly how introspective. Who would've thought what was going on in her little head was so intriguing? And there's a rather vehement argument between the two main characters.

Patterns of pumpkins (author's odd sense of foreshadowing?), lost essays, frustrated elves, Hermione's horrible homework attempts. What does it have to do with Zabini? Another meeting of course.

Hermione is delusional. That's about it. Oh, so is Dumbledore- because he likes school activities. And that horrendous bond-the-houses-plotline is in there, too.

The final events of the Pumpkin Festival occur. Hermione and Ginny have horrid boughts of laughter. Zabini prefers kittens to monkies and Hermione gets a little affection. Can't you tell that she is someone's only, only