I Love You, Don't Touch Me!

It's the Trio's seventh year at Hogwarts, and love is in the air... or it's supposed to be. If only those involved would pull their heads out of the clouds long enough to notice it! I mean, so what if Voldemort is still on the loose - is that a reason not to snog? (H/Hr)

The trio makes it to the train; Harry makes an arse of himself, Ron shows that 'if you love your friends, laugh when they're down' and Hermione thinks they're both nuts.

The trio sets out for Hogwarts, Harry is confused, and everyone's favorite Quibbler reader is too close for comfort (according to Ron).

Snape takes points and Harry underestimates the power of a girl's charm.

Ron and Luna chat a bit and Hermoine finds another reason to dislike Cho. Harry speaks Pareslmouth AND puts his foot in his mouth with all the tact that teenage boys have.

Hermione discovers that being near your common room does not equal safety and Harry jumps to a conclusion that causes big problems.

Harry and Ron talk on the Quidditch pitch while Luna thinks Harry's had too much caffine. Ginny tries to figure out what's going on with the Trio with a handful of good old-fashioned angst thrown in for Hermione.

Ginny and Harry have a little chat out on the cliffs near Hogwarts, and Ginny and Hermione chat in the girls' loo. Let's not foget the kicker...Harry gets smacked! (But who does the smacking??)

Snape ponders the Death Eater initiations; Harry, Hermione and Draco find that there's more than a good book in the library, and someone get's the business end of a "petrificus totalus".

The Death Eaters begin gathering; Hermione and Harry have a few awkward moments following the conversation in the library; and Draco takes revenge.

Malfoy is an arse, Hermione and Harry talk, and Ron gets a letter.