A Series of Fortunate Events

Lucius in Love

Over the next few weeks Harry was swamped with all kinds of gifts from Lucius Malfoy. A box of chocolate frogs here, flowers there, and even the occasional portrait of Harry he painted himself. Harry found it nice but also quite embarrassing so when Ron asked him who they were from he shrugged and said, "Err...Cho." Of course Harry was through with her and her goddam crying, but Ron didn't know that.

Harry gave the drawings to Colin Creevey (he took them as an early Christmas present and was so excited Harry gave them to him that he had to run to the bathroom. Harry did feel guilty about the whole thing, but Lucius should know that he's too modest to gaze at pictures of himself like a certain Professor Lockhart.), Ron was happy to be able help Harry eat all the sweets, and as for the flowers, well.... Harry kept those to himself and sniffed them at least 30 times a day in the privacy of his four poster bed.

One day in potions Professor Snape spoke loudly to the class, "Potter, another teddy bear has arrived for you," and he smirked at him. Draco Malfoy even looked in Harry's direction and lifted up an eyebrow. Words couldn't describe how embarrassed Harry felt.

So Harry wrote a letter to Lucius thanking him for the gifts but saying that it was getting hard to hide things from the Gryffindor's. The answer he got in return surprised Harry.

My Dearest Harry Berry,

Right now I am thinking about you, same with every second since I last saw you in all your glory. I am pleased you liked the presents; I was hoping you would especially like the picture of you diving for the snitch on your Nimbus. Besides, I was hoping you would meet me on the north tower Saturday at midnight. I eagerly await your arrival.

Love, Your Luci.( Harry noticed that in the place of the dot that went above the 'i' was a little heart )

So Harry was very much looking forward to this meeting, but still wondered how Lucius planned on getting in the castle; he couldn't apperate on the Hogwarts grounds.

On Saturday night at 11:50 Harry slipped on his invisibility cloak and arrived at the tower with time to spare. He took off the cloak and was sitting on the ledge when a door burst open and out came Lucius, decked out in tight black leather pants and shirtless. He had his hair curled with a band around his forehead, and had the appearance of a lame wanna-be rock god. But not to Harry. Harry was squirming with delight and giggled. Lucius started singing The Darkness' "I Believe in a Thing Called Love."

As he finished, Harry clapped his hands many times.

"Boy, have I missed my Harry Berry," he said. Harry giggled even harder and the two embraced.

Lucuis gave Harry's butt a little squeeze.

"It's been too long since I saw you last, Lucius," Harry said.

"Too right you are, Harry." Lucius responded laying out a blanket in which they could both rest upon. Lucius laid down first and patted the piece of blanket which sat before him ( a dream he once had years ago which now, at this very moment, come true ). Harry lay down beside him.

"Lucius," Harry said. "Were you planning this little trip all along?" Harry gave a tremendous giggle as Lucius tickled him.

"Yes, Harry. Yes I have. Except it went a little more like this..." said Lucius.

Lucius scrambled on top of Harry and together they made beautiful love.

When they were finished Harry groaned, "Oh, Lucius! I thought Quidditch was fun!"

"I haven't fucked like that since first year! I am glad you enjoyed yourself, Harry. I did as well," Lucius said a little out of breath and gave Harry a little wink. He pulled out a cuban cigar and started smoking it with his hands behind his head all the while lying next to Harry.

When several minutes had passed and Lucius was through with his cigar, he turned to Harry and said, "I'm sorry, Harry, but I must go. We will definitely keep in touch!" He threw the bud of the cigar over to a corner in the room.

"Okay," said Harry a little disappointed.

Finally, when the two were done saying their goodbyes in a very nonverbal way, Lucius took off on a Norweigan Ridgeback. Harry watched him fade away from the grounds then made his way to his dormitory.

"Raaeaaar!" An ugly striped cat appeared in front of Harry in the corridor.

'Oh, shit!' Harry thought, 'I forgot the cloak!' He tried to run away fast from Mrs. Norris but then bumped into Filch.

"Oh, dear... we ARE in trouble," Filch grinned. "Two caught out of their beds... can't get much better than this."

"Don't you ever take a break?" Harry thought aloud, accidentally.

"Crime never rests, neither will I and Mrs. Norris here," he chuckled, Harry looking angry.

And so Filch dragged Harry by the ear downstairs to await his punishment in McGonagall's office. To his surprise, he saw Draco Malfoy slumped on one of her chairs with a pissy look on his face. When Harry walked in, he stood up straighter and smirked. Harry ignored him and sat down in front of McGonagall's desk.

"Thank you, Argus, you may leave," she said in an annoyed way.

Filch looked upset to miss such an exciting opportunity to stay, but left with Mrs. Norris at his heel.

"I don't know what you were doing out of your dorm this late Potter, but at least I was already awake giving Mr. Malfoy his punishment here."

Malfoy was examining his hands, looking uncomfortable. Harry wondered what he had done out of his dorm this late, and how McGonagall caught him.

"So it's settled, then. The both of you will have detention with Professor Sprout on Wednesday. I will tell her to be expecting the both of you and she will be sending a notice to each of you a time that will suit her schedule, not yours. Good night Potter, Mr. Malfoy." She nodded at each of them when saying their names and showed them to the door. Draco was practically running back to his dormitory after the Transfiguration classroom door shut. Harry was then left alone to ponder his own thoughts.

Harry cursed himself for forgetting the cloak, but then thought of Lucius. "It was worth it," he whispered. He smiled.