Screw You, Granger!

Chapter two: Cupids song

"Nothing, Professor McGonagall!" He pretended to have been crying. Malfoys never cry!

"I was just sitting here... thinking," he added. As he said that it suddenly dawned upon him that this was his first opportunity to seduce the woman.

"No one loves me..." he sobbed.

"You're quite wrong, Mr. Malfoy!" McGonagall said. This gave him an idea.

"Imperio!" he whispered, before asking her the question?

"Do you love me then Professor?" he asked.

"Yes, Mr. Malfoy. I'll do anything you desire!" McGonagall said.

This was going to be good. "For now you can go back to your work. But remember we'll be jumping in the sack soon!"

"I'd love that, Mr. Malfoy!"

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Ah, there she was: Granger. Now was the time for Pansy and Blaise to make their move.

"Well, well, well... who have we here?" Pansy said.

"If it isn't the Granger Mudblood!" shrieked Blaise.

"We've got a challenge for you!" Blaise said.

"Ok, I'll bite!" Granger said. "What is it?"

"You have to seduce and shag Professor Snape. When you succeed before you leave Hogwarts well never call you Mudblood again. Good deal, Mudblood?" Pansy said.

"If that's what it takes for me to get you of my back I'll do it. It's no fun seeing my boyfriend trying to seduce that hag Professor Trelawney," Hermione answered.

She heard some sniggering coming from the Slytherin table. Malfoy. He probably knew what the girls had been wanting from her. It probably was his idea in the first place.

"Screw you, Malfoy!" she yelled.

"Screw you, Granger!" he replied lazily.

'And when I'm done with this stupid dare, I'll do that too, literally!' he thought after it. But first things first: McGonagall.

He swallowed some more breakfast. It was Potions next and after that Transfiguration.

Snape was off course, merciless towards Weasel King and Potter. Served them right. He even found something to complain about Granger for a chance. The dare was obviously working. He wondered when he'd walk in on the two of the snogging... Ewww... horrible mental pictures! He didn't even want to see himself and McGonagall, why on earth would he want to see Granger and Snape doing that?

But then came the lesson he feared: Transfiguration. It meant that he had to face McGonagall after her forced confession of her undying love for him. Hopefully she would be reasonable. Hopefully she hadn't thrown off the curse. Which turned out to be true. They had to transfigure toads into cupids, singing love songs and all. It worked and he made the Cupid sing a special song to McGonagall:

I love you my dear

Your voice is all I long to hear

Lets snog ourselves senseless

Until the break of dawn no less

Because tomorrow it'll be gone and all

My dear Professor McGonagall!

Professor McGonagall's cheeks turned red. "That's enough. Silencio!"

The whole class sniggered. Malfoy smirked. He was at least one step closer to his goal: at least she let the Cupid fly round around her head.