Screw You, Granger!

Chapter three: Of standards and reputations

"Detention Malfoy!" McGonagall said. "You will stay after class to arrange the formalities about the detention.

So after the lesson Draco stayed, ushering Crabbe and Goyle out.

"Your detention is to do exactly like the Cupid sang. So when do you purpose we'll snog ourselves senseless?" she asked.

"Tonight would be great. Could you meet me at the Prefects Bathroom?" he said. Surely there they wouldn't be interrupted...

"Sure, Mr. Malfoy!" she said.

"Mr. Malfoy is my father. Just call me Draco when we're alone..." he said.

"Ok, my darling Draco!" He couldn't believe she actually said that.

As he walked away, he was hailed by Pansy...

"Hi, Draco!"

"Hi!" he replied.

"What did McGonagall want?"

"She wants me to do remedial Transfiguration!"

"You aren't that bad in Transfiguration!"

"That's all you know!" he said, walking away from her.

Other pictures drifted to his mind, horrible ones. Potter and Snape. Potter had remedial Potions since January the previous year. So Potter had been shagging Snape all that time! It certainly looked that way when he had walked in to him the previous year, after finding Montague upside down a toilet on the fourth floor. Another horrible picture. Montague snogging the toilet. When was the oaf going to snog Moaning Myrtle in her toilet! Ok, Myrtle was a ghost, but still a ghost is better than a toilet. You've got to have some standards!

But then again, what were his standards worth if he had to snog McGonagall... True she was still under his Imperius Curse. But he had to do something worse than snog her! He had to shag her. Screw you, Granger! Oh, I forgot... Professor Snape will do that!

Draco smirked. Hopefully Granger would have learned her lesson by now not to taunt him!

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So there he was at waiting at the Prefects Bathroom. That is in front of it. When McGonagall finally came she said: "I was detained by some colleagues. Somehow they wanted to stop me from making my rounds."

"I understand!" Draco replied.

What on earth was Snape doing this high at this time of the night?

"Well, Mr. Malfoy! Professor McGonagall! What are you two doing here?" snarled Snape.

"I found Mr. Malfoy out of bounds, Severus and just wanted to take ten points from Slytherin!" McGonagall answered.

"I see," snarled Snape. "And why were you out of bounds, Mr. Malfoy? I hope you have a good explanation for it!"

He gave Draco the look he normally reserved for Potter or Lupin.

"I was going to the bathroom, Professor!" smirked Draco. "After that I have to serve detention with Professor McGonagall here, sir!"

"Ok, then! But I don't want to see you out of bounds again Mr. Malfoy!" Snape said and walked on.

Draco quickly opened the door to the Prefects Bathroom. And led McGonagall in. After they got in, he sealed the door every way he knew. He didn't want Snape or anyone else to come in when he was busy snogging or shagging McGonagall. It would ruin his carefully built reputation!