In the Closet

Virgins rarely stay virgins

Everybody believed the rumours that hunted him. This was a rumour that was particularly insistent. People kept saying that he had lost his virginity in the closet. How could he have lost it, if he still had it? True he was almost seventeen now. But there were more important things happening in his live! For instance the fact that he had to defeat Voldemort, he had to mourn Sirius'death. And besides who would he want to take to the closet?

It amazed him that he started pondering his options.

Cho? Why would he take such a whiny brat into the closet. She really was pretty... but that whining and the inconsiderable differences that stood between them, made this not the right match for him. His friendship with Hermione had brought an end to their relationship. Hermione and Cedric would always stand between them. Even though Cedric was dead. It was more the memory of Cedric that stood between them. She had loved Cedric, and he brought back his dead body... It was a mixed bag of emotions for both of them. He just didn't need that at times like these.

Hermione? He loved Hermione like a sister. It would be so weird even to kiss her. Sure she had kissed him on the cheek and he was sure that she loved him like a brother. But it was also obvious that Hermione had fallen for Ron and Ron for her. Hermione was no option. She really did belong to Ron.

Parvati? Harry repressed a smile when he thought back to the Yule Ball. Parvati had been his date. She ended up with a boy from Beauxbatons. What happened between those two that evening anyway? He didn't even like Parvati that much! She was a stupid and giggling girl. And the giggling worked on his nerves. That ruled Lavender out too. Since Parvati and Lavender were always giggling together.

Tonks? Well, since she was their new Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher, that wouldn't be allowed. She was nice but terribly clumsy. That would be a nightmare! So no Tonks for him. And hadn't he heard that she was together with the last person he could consider as a parent: Remus Lupin?

No. Tonks, however her cute clumsiness appealed to him, she was not for him. She made Remus more happy than he had seen him in a long time!

Ginny? Wasn't she together with Dean? Wasn't Dean gay? She had really matured over the years, but no. She was Ron's little sister. Well, not so little... but that couldn't change the fact that she still was Ron's only sister. Ron would agree though if he would choose Ginny. He had said it on the train after fifth year. Not literally though, but at least Ron found him good enough for his sister.

How would it be to shag Ginny? Harry shuddered. He didn't want to know. He'd probably feel like he was betraying the trust of all the people that actually cared about him. He and Ron were supposed to be looking out for her. Not to mention that Harry had saved Ginny's life. She owed him, she was in his debt! And this was not how he wanted her to repay that debt. He'd probably need her in a far worse situation! This was not something to be spilled for a night's worth of pleasure.

Luna? Luna! That was a better idea. Luna wouldn't blab and besides most people wouldn't believe her. She was really nice, when you got to know her! And she believed in him. She was someone he could just talk to, talk without feeling guilty or embarrassed. She was much more like him than anybody would know. It was as if Luna could look into his soul. She saw the good in him, even when he couldn't see it himself.

Yes! Luna it would be.

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"Luna!" Harry called.

"Hiya, Harry!" she said.

"Er..." Harry turned shy. He knew what he wanted to do. He just didn't know how he would be able to say it to her.
He looked at her intensively. Luna nodded and grabbed his arm. She took him to the closet!

"Alohomora!" Harry whispered.

Luna lead him inside.

They didn't need words anymore to understand what the other was saying. Harry was sure he had made the right choice. He loved her. It made him vulnerable, but Voldemort couldn't hurt him at times like this. Voldemort was allergic to such displays of love. It was Voldemorts only weakness!

He looked at Luna and slowly lowered his head. He planted a soft little kiss on her mouth. She grabbed the back of his neck and deepened the kiss. This little, weird Ravenclaw could bring him to his knees. He was entranced by her. She wasn't that beautiful, but he loved her more than he had ever known.

Her hands were making their way up and down his back, ever since his hands had begun the exploration of her body.

She helped him out of his clothes and he helped her. They were in this together; together as equals. Harry was a bit shy about his body. Nobody had seen him naked before. No girl at least... well his mother off course, but he had been only one. He couldn't remember that.

Luna didn't mind his shyness, she found it rather cute. She knew why he hadn't kissed her before this... even when he had the chance... her reputation had put him of it. Now it didn't seem to bother him anymore. They had gotten to know one another. He could see that she wasn't as weird as everyone thought she was.

Harry came in to her, and the love drug was in his veins immediately. She had been a virgin too, just like him. One more thing they had had in common. He was honoured to be her first lover. He didn't care about the rumours anymore. He only cared about Luna and the passion they were sharing. As soon as Luna's body had adapted to him, he instinctively began to move.

It was wondrous how good it felt, how good it felt to be with Luna. He never knew that it could be this good... Luna was moaning. He barely noticed that their breaths became heavy and more irregular as their pace brought them closer to the place they wanted to reach.

Finally the reached it.
"Har... ry!" Luna screamed his name in ecstasy.

"LU...NA!" Harry shouted as the waves of passion hit him and he shot his seed in her.

They reached their goal. They found heaven on earth. Harry saw so much. He almost thought he saw his parents and Sirius giving him a thumbs up. Luna could have sworn she saw her mother do the same thing. It was as if heaven had given them their blessing.

~~~~~

Ravenclaws were usually of a sound mind, and never forgot any spells. But Luna did. The Anti-Conceivement Charm she was supposed to cast... she had completely forgotten it. Harry did this to her. She knew it would put her in great danger if anyone would find out. But she had to at least tell Harry.

"Harry," Luna whispered silently.

"Hmmm..." Harry's head was lying on her breast.

"Clear your mind for a moment. I've got something to say and I don't want to be overheard."

Harry cleared his mind as much as he could. He had plenty of practice now that Dumbledore thought him Occlumency and even put more effort into learning it.

"What's up?"

"I forgot... the Anti-Conceivement Charm..." Luna stuttered a little.

Harry's mouth fell open in surprise. He had to tell Dumbledore. Like Dumbledore wouldn't know already. He knew that Dumbledore was watching his every move around the castle.

"I love you, Luna!" he said simply when he had gotten his mind on track again. Voldemort probably would have felt what he had been feeling. Voldemort mind wasn't closed, his was!

They got dressed and strolled out of the closet, hand in hand. On their way to tell Dumbledore, still enjoying the feeling of the other's touch! Remembering the passion they had shared in the closet!

~~~~~

Virgins rarely stay virgins. It's in the human nature to procreate. Humans are animals above all, and procreation is one of the most primal instincts of any human, whether witch, wizard or Muggle.

I don't know what kind of part I play or have played in the history, but I am legendary. I AM THE CLOSET!