Rating:
R
House:
Astronomy Tower
Characters:
Lavender Brown Parvati Patil
Genres:
Romance Humor
Era:
Multiple Eras
Spoilers:
Order of the Phoenix
Stats:
Published: 05/18/2004
Updated: 12/29/2004
Words: 20,541
Chapters: 36
Hits: 32,638

In the Closet

Ninotsjka

Story Summary:
This is the story of a broom closet at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. What inhabitants has it seen?

Chapter 33

Posted:
12/27/2004
Hits:
571
Author's Note:
This Chapter: Ron and Hermione


Oy

"Alohomora!" Ron said.

"What is this place?" Hermione asked. "I've never been in here!"

'She's probably still a virgin...' Ron thought. 'I've done a virgin before...'

Ron remembered his time in the closet with Eloise. He also remembered the second time he had been in the closet. It was far more recently his one night stand with Pansy. Why on earth had he milked that cow?

"It's the closet, Hermione!"

"The closet. The closet where Harry lost his virginity? The closet where Colin was found in naked? THAT closet?"

"Oy, that's the one!" Ron said.

"I didn't know that you've been in here before!"

"I have, a couple of times," Ron admitted, his cheeks turning red to match his hair.

"With whom?" Hermione asked. She couldn't resist the temptation. She was curious and a bossy know-it-all.

"Eloise and that cow Pansy Parkinson..." Ron said. His cheeks turned ever redder if that was possible!

"Pansy Parkinson?"

"I don't know what possessed me. One minute I was doing something completely different, the next I am milking that cow!"

"And Eloise Midgen! I thought you said her nose was off-centre!"

The rest of her is on centre, where it's supposed to be... I'm not the only one who has done her. Malfoy is doing her now. I even believe they are engaged! " Ron offered.

"Malfoy and Eloise? Engaged? Lucius must be really furious!"

"He turns around in his grave!" Ron chuckled.

"And now it's my turn..." Hermione turned serious. She could have done it with Viktor. But she was already in love with Ron at the time. She really liked Viktor, as a brother she never had. And it was nice to see Ron being jealous over Viktor taking her to the Yule Ball!

"Only if you want to!" Ron said. This was so awkward. He wanted this for so long and now that the moment had finally come, he felt awkward. She was his best friend, next to Harry. Not that he wanted to do him too... Ewww, that would be so gross! He shuddered at the idea. This was awkward enough for him.

He moved in closer, putting his hands behind her neck so that he could tilt her head. Then he planted his lips firmly on hers.

Hermione could only swing her arms around his neck and let her hands twirl around in his hair. She leaned against him, feeling every part of his muscular body.

That was too much for Ron. The love of his life pressing herself against him, like she wanted him and right at that moment.

He ripped of her clothes. Hermione would be clever enough to know a spell on how to repair them! Wasn't she the cleverest witch in school? Wasn't she Head Girl? Yes, she was the Head Girl, and without much hesitation he made her his.

This was the second time that he slept with a virgin, but this time was the most memorable. Sure, he would never forget Eloise. She was his first, but Hermione... he loved her with all his heart.

Hermione moaned and felt her breath getting increasingly more shallow. Sure she had felt a hint of pain at first, but it wasn't something she would have wanted to miss for the world. The pain made the satisfaction at the end, so much more enjoyable! That way you knew it was all worth it. The seven years she had waited for Ron, the seven long agonising years of loving someone with the emotional range of a teaspoon... Oy!


Author notes: Next Chapter: Dennis Creevey and Rose Zeller