In the Closet

A Squibs dream

Argus Filch wasn't the man to dream, but still he had them. One day he wanted to settle down, far away from those wretched kids and their tricks.

Now he had finally met a woman with whom he wanted to do just that. She was a witch, not surprising when you lived at Hogwarts...

She had simply a lovely temperament and disliked the students almost as much as him. She was the best thing that had ever happened to Hogwarts... and to him!

Argus could only love all there was about her...

He showed her around the castle, all the places where the students liked to hide, or to do their rule-breaking. It was a long list; it included the Prefects Bathroom, the Astronomy Tower, the Owlery, Moaning Myrtle's lavatories, some of the secret staircases, the closet...

"So this is the infamous closet," she said with her sweet voice. "Can you show me how it works?"

Argus took his key and opened the door and made a gesture to let her in first. She didn't knew he was a Squib...

"It's small, but comfortable... what do the students do in here?" she asked.

"I can only guess... but if you want, I can show you what I think they do!" he answered, hoping his limbs wouldn't give way.

"Very well, Argus!" she said with a smile.

Argus planted his lips on her mouth and his hands were groping at her bosom... she hadn't even time to protest.

True, it was inappropriate for the caretaker to thus jump on his Headmistress like some horny teenager, but he couldn't help himself. She was all he had ever asked for in a woman. She was gorgeous, loved cats... Mrs. Norris seemed to like her almost as much as he did.

His joints may be stiff, but they were still working and being with her seemed to lessen the pain. None of Madam Pomfrey's ointments worked as good as she did.

He made her his after she started moaning and pleading him to do it. He almost had forgotten how good it felt to fill a woman; how good it felt to feel a woman all around you, especially when it was a woman you loved. And he did love her. He loved her with all his heart and soul.

She screamed his name as she found her release. A while later he found his own...

It had been wonderful; it was what he had expected making love to her would be like. Wonderfully sweet and heavenly.

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Argus Filch woke with a start. His bed was wet. The dream he had had been so real that he actually came... That hadn't happened to him, since he was still a young lad!

He changed the covers and stepped in his bed again.

He looked at his bedside table to see the woman of his dreams smiling back at him. He had her picture framed on his bedside table.

"I love you, Dolores Jane Umbridge!" he said before he went back to sleep.

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What Argus didn't know was that it hadn't been a dream, it had been real!