In the Closet

Blacker than Black

"I've got something for you!" Rodolphus said to his best friend Regulus Black.

"What is it, Rod?"

"Edible black ink," Rod answered him with a huge smile as he showed the bottle.

Regulus knew exactly what that meant. They were going to experiment in the closet.

"Let's go!" Regulus said.

~*~*~*~

"Alohomora!" Rodolphus opened the door

Once they got inside the door closed again.

"What are we supposed to do with it?" Regulus asked.

"I guess you put it on someone's body and eat it off."

"Or you can write a secret message with it on edible paper and send it to someone. If the person is caught he can destroy the message by eating it! So you know it doesn't fall into the wrong hands." Regulus said, but he knew that they were going to execute the first.

"Who shall go first?"

"Ok, I will," Regulus said apprehensively. "I think we need to be in the nude for this one to really work."

So the two guys stripped. Rod put some ink on Regulus's nipples and began to lick it off. Regulus moaned. He didn't know a guy could give another guy such pleasure too. He was getting excited.

"My turn!" he said. He looked avidly at Rod in his birthday suit. He had made his decision. He put some ink on his hands and began a slow but tender massage...

"Regulus! What the hell are you doing?" Rod shouted.

"Just wait and see!" Regulus answered and stopped massaging Rod.

Regulus let his mouth take over... Rod moaned. They both knew that this had gone past the innocent play that they used to do. This was heaven... this was their secret; theirs and the closets.

Rod came into Regulus's mouth. Ewww. That tasted disgusting! The chocolate flavor of the ink had been nice, but this? Why on earth would women want to do this for a man when they get such a bitter reward? He spit the stuff out.

"Don't I taste good?" Rod asked Regulus.

"You tasted very good at first. It wasn't until you came, you bastard!"

"Does seed taste that awful then?"

"Try mine!"

So Rod did the same to Regulus. He too spat out the stuff as soon as Regulus forced the bitter liquid into Rod's mouth.

"You're right. And we expect women to swallow that?"

"Sure, when we dislike them! I think it can serve as pleasure for us and torture for them!" Regulus said, thinking.

"I like that idea, Regulus! But there still is something strange. How could I have enjoyed this so much? I'm straight! I love your cousin!"

"Maybe you can use this experience as a power tool over people. Try that Pettigrew fellow. He's gay!"

"How'd you know?"

"Well, he fancies my brother! I don't really like to think about it too much. It brings horrible pictures into my mind." Regulus shivered when he said that. This closet was starting to get cold.

"Scourgify!" Rod said cleaning up the closet and themselves. They quickly got dressed again.

"Never again!" Regulus said.

"Never again," Rod agreed. "You know what, lets leave the ink here. Someone else will find a use for it!"

"I didn't know you were this generous!"

"I am not but its not like we're going to use it again, are we?" Rod smiled malevolently.

And with that they left the closet.