Lots of Snogging and LOTR Cross

Cross-roads by two weird people

Lord of the Rings

The Company were walking...they were bored. Suddenly, Aragorn stumbled, and that's where our story begins.

Well, he stumbled...into a whirlpool thingy. Surprised and concerned, Sam bent down-despite Frodo pulling his shirt and telling him not to- and peered into the whirlpool.

He got sucked in.

Merry and Pippin-the weirdoes that they were- acted as if they shared one brain. Holding hands (this is NOT slashy), with a sort of determined look on their faces, they jumped in, on the count of three, without a word of explanation to the others, who were watching with morbid fascination. One, two...THREE!!!!! GERONIMOOOO!!!

Reluctantly, and grumbling all the way, the others had to follow suit. All screaming, panic and turmoil ensued, "My WIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

In Hogwarts

Fred, George, Hermione, Ron, Ginny, and last but not least, we present...the FAMOUS, HARRY POTTER!! * Audience cheers and hoots*

The boys were listening half-heartedly to the girls doing their business. (That's sick). As Hermione and Ginny flushed and opened the door simultaneously (This is not a slashy fic. That is all that you think about isn't it?), Fred, who was apparently transfixed at something behind Ginny, was gaping. Ron, on the other hand, could not take his eyes off Hermione. Every person has his or her moment of absolute perfection and this was Hermione's. And boy did she use it well.

Ron was utterly and totally in love with ( To put it frankly) the cinnamon eyed 'goddess', with the wild hazel hair, falling down her back romantically. The only thing going through Ron's mind at that moment was, " Oh I've gotta fuck her, she's gorgeous, oh pants feeling tight, very tight. Having a serious erection, here.."

We've let our imagination run here (though it's true). We HAVE to get back to the point. Who was Fred staring at? Who was Ron supposed to be staring at? WHO WERE BEHIND THE GIRLS?

Legolas shook the toilet water off his yellow wig, and it was his turn to gape open mouthedly at the paranormal (to him) Homo sapiens.

Harry was the first to recover his power of speech. "Aren't you the...the...the...".

"Get ON with it!"

"Ok,Ok...no need to get touchy!"

" Aren't you the...Lord of the Rings people? Are you real? Can I feel you? Can I have your autograph?" Harry demanded as he pulled Gimli's beard. He shouted out in pain (Harry Potter had the obsession of pulling at something REALLY hard, after years of Quidditch training to get the snitch...you know what THAT is, right?)

Ginny was still speechless, as she stared open-mouthed at Legolas. His long blonde hair (She didn't know it was a wig) his long lashes framing far seeing eyes, his wonderfully kissable mouth. In her mind she was thinking pretty much the same things, as Ron was when he stared at Hermione, snogging MAJOR snogging. And heavy petting added in for good measure.

Legolas saw a flaming haired warrior, slender (which is just a nice way of saying skinny) , big beautiful keep your distance brown eyes contradicted by her come hither eye lashes....

Suddenly, breaking some very passionate thoughts in "some" peoples' minds, Percy, I repeat, PERCY, barged into the room screaming, " I am going to go up to the owlery and I am going to sent an owl to Mother, NOW!!!".

"Percy," said George in a patronizing tone of great tolerance," Why are YOU here".

Percy turned as red as the setting sun. " I...um...I...Never mind that. An owl is due," he said, muttering as he went out, " Meeting up in a girls' bathroom...". Fred and George were smirking like hell, as they compared stories with Merry and Pippin.

Unfortunately, the dratted, frickin' school bell rang, and we will inform you on the er snogging. And there WILL be snogging. Pretty passionate ones too. Hee hee.

In the Gryffindor Common Room

Ron was up late, tangling up his mind with...Hermione. Hermione, Hermione, Hermione. Hey, did I mention Hermione?

Just then, Hermione came down the stairs from her dorm. She was thinking of Ron. The guy with the damn cute arse, and those hot lips that she itched to kiss.

She walked right up to him, and bent down, placed her lips on his and pried them open, her tongue dancing along his. Out of breath, she stopped, and lay back, with the help of Ron. As they both lay back on the couch, they broke up into wild, passionate love. Two hungry mouths clashed at each other, demanding for more. Ron pulled off Hermione's robes, found a sweaty vest to peel off, and did, revealing her (to Ron) gorgeous breasts. Hermione's hands fumbled to Ron's robes, and pulled them off, and pulled off his trousers( it was astonishingly loose on, thanks to Ron's training with Professor Trelawny...future telling), followed by his boxers. They started groaning and moaning, and generally making one hell of a racket. It turned out that they slept there, naked, and were found by the amused first years the next morning.

I will leave it to your imagination to make your own story from here. I have to admit, I am too lazy.

In the great hall.

Ginny shifted nervously under the harsh scrutiny she was receiving. She had been simply talking to Melanie, when she had seen HIM talking to Frodo. She could have SWORN he was looking at her. After all, Frodo was shorter then Legolas was ,yet he did not look down at him and just looked in Ginny and Melanie's direction. Ginny felt shivers running up and down her spine. She purposely bent her head as she talked to Melanie so she would not have to meet his gaze.

Ginny wanted to talk to Legolas. He was interesting. All that about Tolkien's world. Right now she was bashing her head in mentally for not having the courage to approach him, as she walked to Dumbledore's office, she had seen HIM again, she knew he had been looking curiously at her, people didn't go to the Headmaster's office every day and Ginny hated going there anyway.

Ginny blushed at the memories, memories of Legolas were few and far between, they were jewels to her to be kept and enjoyed. Even though she hated having his scrutiny, or anyone elses' for that matter when it was really happening, after that they were to be turned over and thoroughly discussed with her self.

As she walked through the corridors, she accidentally bumped into some one (and yes you guessed it) it was Legolas. Ginny blushed, (when would she grow up of that hateful habit of blushing?) its intimidating when you've just being reminiscing about 'em and they show up in flesh

Legolas looked down at the Ginny, he suddenly felt glad. Who the fuck cared that Merry and Pippin were missing as were Fred and George? (later that day a dozen people turned into canaries) he was with someone he had subconsciously wanted to be with.

Ginny smiled as well as she could up at him. Legolas noted she was trembling. "Time to take action now m'boy as his uncle Willesford had been fond of saying. They steered to an empty classroom. Ginny had managed to out talk her tongue tiedness and talked freely. She didn't notice where they seemed to be going

Legolas sat as near as he could get with her on the floor of the empty classroom .It made a pretty picture, a red haired maiden wearing a faded gown of green and an elf lad looking supremely happy (oh I'm sappy)

Legolas looked into Ginny's eyes. 'Why did her eyes always seem to try and avoid him?' Still, he wanted her, needed her. All gentleness forgotten, he lunged at her gracefully and before Ginny knew it, she was lying 'neath an EXTREMELY lustful and hot elf lad.