The Trio in Saints Row

Dex, one of The Saints' lieutenants, was on a mission to destroy one of the drug plants of Los Carnales. He and a few other Saints gathered in a corner in the other side of the street across from the plant. "Okay this is what we're going to do." Dex told them the plan with words and hand gestures. The other members were just nodding their heads and saying they understood. "Okay, ready?" Dex said. Everybody just nodded. "Alright, let's do this shit."

Two members went to the other side of the street and then to a corner near a window. Dex and a buff-looking member went to the main door. When Dex gave the signal, one member shot the window and the other threw a grenade.

BOOM!

Explosions occurred everywhere in the room and hallway. Then, right after the explosions, Dex and the other member went in quickly and started shooting at remaining Los Carnales' members. Just right after they finished off those in the room, more gang members came from the hallways to their right and started to shoot at them. Dex took cover, but the other member was shot and killed in the act. They kept shooting the body, but Dex was shooting at them and killed one of the gang members, so they left his partner and started to shoot at him instead.

The other two members climbed out the window, and started shooting at Los Carnales', but, as before they tried to get cover, they were shot and killed. Dex now knew he was surrounded and cornered; Los Carnales kept moving up towards him and shooting. Dex was trying to hold them off and was doing a good job, till he ran out of ammo.

He then realized that it was over for him. "Oh God!" he thought to himself. Then, suddenly, a man came bashing through the window. He was wearing a purple doo rag, black leather vest, and purple muscle shirt inside the vest; he had a fairly muscular body, full of tattoos all over his arms, and his black jeans were reaching to the top of his boots. He was shooting Los Carnales' members and was killing them all; every single one of them was shot and killed. He did it without breaking a sweat. The man came up to Dex and helped him up.

"Thanks, I appreciate it," Dex said, "but should you be at the church, Jack?"

"Well, I was nearby and saw the whole thing from afar. I had to help you guys; you were getting fuckin' owned there," he answered with his peculiar American accent, tinted with British. "The Saints always keep each other's back right?"

"Yeah, yeah, yeah, we always do," Dex replied. Jack headed out the door while Dex went to his car and headed for the church. Jack then went to Freckle Bitches to get a burger and a drink.

"I love this city!" Jack said to himself and went off.

The trio, however, were having problems looking for Harry's brother. They looked at the phone book, yet the name "Potter" was not in there. They went around the city with their wands, just in case. "Harry, are you sure he's in this city? You know, you're not the kind of person who adores danger, right?" Ron said.

Hermione then said something immediately after Ron. "Yes, this place is too dangerous for your brother to be here?"

Harry only replied by saying, "He's here. I know it! Let's keep looking." Then, at the same time, their stomachs growled. "Right after we eat."

They went to Freckle Bitches, a fast food restaurant with very high prices. They only got what they could afford: three drinks. They found a table in a corner and sat down. "Bloody hell, this place is expensive. We are not coming back here again!" Ron exclaimed.

"I agree," Harry replied.

Hermione then looked at Harry and said, "Harry, Ron and I have agreed to stay with you."

Ron looked at her with an angry look on his face. "We have?!" Hermione then kicked him in the shin, and Ron found it difficult to conceal his pain. "I...I mean, yes, we have." Ron held his shin to rub where Hermione had kicked; Harry looked at him, amused, and chuckled.

He recovered the serious look on his face immediately, though; he was still thinking whether he should go to that church or not. "I have to go to the bathroom. Excuse me," he said.

They both said, "Okay" as he left to the washroom. Ron and Hermione were just looking around the place. "This place looks nice." Ron sounded nervous.

"Yup." Hermione also sounded nervous. "This is a nice place." Then all of a sudden, they locked lips and kissed. They were kissing about a few minutes or so till Harry came back to be shocked for life. They continued to kiss, unaware of the amused wizard, who just looked at them giggling.

He then finally said, "Did I miss something?" Hermione and Ron jumped in surprise and blushed. Harry just laughed hysterically.