Notes

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Ron

Hermione

Harry

Neville

Hey Hermione. What you doing?

Oh, come on don't glare at me. I'm bored.

It was a stupid question.

Why?

What do you think I'm doing? Riding a broom?

That doesn't make sense. So what are you doing?

We're in the middle of class.

That's not an answer.

I'm taking notes that you'll probably have to copy later anyway so let me get on with it.

Hey Harry. I think Hermione's a bit grouchy.

Why? What did you do?

Nothing.

Yeah right!

Hey! It's not always my fault she gets moody. Probably that time of the month.

I wouldn't let her read that if I were you. Girls tend to get a bit annoyed about it. Don't know why.

She's too busy actually listening to Binns.

For your information it's not my time of the month Ronald!! We get annoyed about it Harry because men like to put all our bad moods down to that, when it's usually their fault we are annoyed in the first place. Also will you two please actually try to pay attention.

Ooops.

Good one Ron.

She pinched it from me. She's actually very strong.

You weakling. Maybe we should pay attention.

Good joke.

Yeah I thought so.

Did you ever notice that Dean's hair curls up at the back before?

That's a very strange observation.

I guess. I just noticed it though. Thought I'd mention it.

Yeah you've got a thing for curls haven't you?

What does that mean?

Well, maybe not exactly curls, just masses of bushy brown hair.

Hey, Hermione might I don't know what you mean.

Ron I can see what you've crossed out. Scared she'll steal the parchment again?

No. Even if she did I wouldn't be worried. There's nothing to worry about.

Is that why you're practically facing my direction with it so she can't nick it?

So how's things with Cho?

Hey! Don't turn this around.

Ron fancies Hermione. That's nothing new.

Hey!

Sorry, Neville nicked it.

I don't fancy her Neville.

Yeah right. You're always bickering. It's like you have to bicker to stop from grabbing hold of the other one and snogging each other senseless.

Wow. That's so insightful.

Hey!! Cut it out!!

I think Neville has got it. Bravo mate.

Thanks Harry.

Will you two stop going on about it!!

I heard that she fancied you too Ron.

Really? Not that I care of course.

Of course not.

Lavender told Seamus that she has talked about you.

Yeah right. Like she would tell anything private to her. You know what gossips her and Parvati are.

Yeah but I thought she fancied you too. It's so obvious.

She didn't tell them. Apparently she talked about you whilst she was asleep. Sounded like dirty dreams from what I hear.

Oh boy!

Quit it you two!! We can't talk about Hermione like that.

Yes we can. It's fun. More interesting than listening to Binns.

Anything is more interesting than listening to Binns. I don't want to think about any dreams she may have about anyone.

Is that why you have a grin on your face?

No I don't.

Will you stop it!! It's distracting!!

Bloody hell!!

Wonder if she read all that.

Ha ha.

Not funny Neville. I don't think she read it. She just grabbed it and

Changed my mind. I can't concentrate while you lot are scribbling away.

Bugger it!! She grabbed it again. Seriously, she's VERY strong. It's almost scary.

Looks like the game is up. How are you Hermione?

I'm not passing it to her.

Oh come on, she looks left out.

No.

She'll probably just grab it again. Hope you like dominating women.

Ha ha.

Stop it. Not funny.

Ok. She just grabbed it, read it and shoved it back at me. Not a good sign.

We know. We saw. We do have eyes you know.

Ron you're closer. What's her face look like?

I'm not going to stare at her.

She looks red to me.

Harry, don't stare at her like that. You look creepy.

So, you're all laughing at me?

No.

Really?

We're mostly laughing at Ron.

Yeah because he fancies you.

I'm not giving her that to read!!

No he doesn't.

How can she do that?

Like I said before, you're just a weakling. Also, yes Hermione he does.

Why are you saying that?

Because he does!! It's so obvious.

I don't think so.

Yeah but he does.

Hey stop passing it behind my back. Hermione please excuse my former friend. I shall be killing him shortly after the lesson.

That's ok. So, do you?

Do I what?

Never mind.

Errrr

Ron just tell her. It's easier to write it down than saying it.

Hasn't he told her yet?

Nope.

What an idiot.

True. So Hermione do you fancy Ron?

Maybe.

Maybe as in yes?

Hey!! Stop passing it around me. I'm right here you know. Hang on, what do you mean maybe?

Well it is slightly obvious that I do.

I don't think so.

I thought I was very obvious.

So you do?

Maybe.

What's that mean?

Yeah Hermione what's that mean?

Come on we're all waiting.

Bog off!!

Can we talk about this after the lesson Ron?

Sure. These guys are slightly off putting.

Oh come on you guys. This lesson is so boring. Make it interesting.

Yeah. Someone admit something.

I thought I had.

Hey stop missing me out and yes she has.

What about you?

Bog off!! You already know so I don't have to.

Yippee!!!

Don't be so girly Harry.

I've only ever heard that word come out of Parvati and Lavender's mouth.

Hey don't slag off the matchmaker.

Hey don't forget about me.

Yeah. You two have me and Neville to thank.

Not likely.

Harry, I think we'll manage it on our own now. Besides the bell just went. Bye.

Does that girl think we have no ears?

Don't know. Why are we still writing notes? Ron and Hermione have gone.

Don't know. They've probably gone to smooch. Hope I don't bump into them. See ya!