Draco Malfoy, King of Golden Mountain

A young and wild Lucius loses the Malfoy family fortune, and only one person can help him. A pact is made and Lucius becomes a Death Eater, giving up his only son to save himself. Will Draco agree to this deal? What exactly did he ever see in Pansy?? Will he marry the extremely sexy demon sea faerie Merrow? How will Harry fit into the story? Will Harry ditch Prude!Hermione for Slut!Ginny? Will he ever get laid? If you read this story you will not only be able to answer these questions, but you will also find out the one thing that bothers us the most - Does Snape ever wash his hair?

Here we meet Draco, we'll see what's going on at Hogwarts and a song about Snape.

Draco gets a vacation from school, Narcissa sets off to pay a visit to a most unexpected person. Lord Voldemort drops in on some peoples dreams to make his debut as his sexy sixteen year old self...

Both Draco and Ginny have disturbing dreams about a young Lord Voldemort. Narcissa and Harry have a chat. Plus we find out two secrets! Why Snape's hair is perpetually greasy and a surprise concerning Hermione!