Hogwarts Juniors

"Ginny?" Harry asked me during art class. "Ginny, you're a girl right?" What is he stupid? Of course I'm a girl! But I wasn't going to say that, that ruins my chances of getting Harry back!

"Yeah, Harry, why?" I asked him.

"Well, then you understand women, right?"

"Of course!"

"Well, uh, Cho and I, our relationship is kind of down." I jumped up and down inside.

"Oh?" I faked like I was concerned.

"Yeah." Harry buried his head in his arms. He looked up at me. "It's just, we can't...connect, you know, I mean we know how we feel about each other, but we just can't connect!"

"What do you mean?"

"You know the blocks game?" Yes, I know the blocks game, it's that game where you put the star block in the star hole and the heart block in the heart hole and the square block in the square hole and the circle block in the circle hole and the triangle block in the triangle hole and the lightning bolt block in the lightning bolt hole and...you get the point. Only kids who are truly in love play it. Oh, but star-crossed lovers are we!

"Yes, I know," I said.

"Well, when Cho and I do it, I just can't seem to get it in all the way," said Harry. Professor McGonagall happened to be walking by, and she looked pretty shocked. Wonder why?

"Well, which hole are you putting it in?"

"Well, it goes by so quickly, I can't even tell where which hole I'm putting it in!" Professor McGonagall covered her mouth and gasped.

"Well, what does Cho think?"

"Cho seems to get frustrated every time she has to put it in the right hole herself!" This time Professor McGonagall shrieked and ran off. What's with her? I bit my lip.

"Maybe she's not the one for you," I suggested. Harry's head snapped up.

"What?!" he shouted. "Of course she's the one for me, Ginny, she has to be!" I gasped despairingly. Not because Harry said Cho was the one for him, because I know Harry is the one for me, but because Parvati Patil just gave me a wedgie. I spun around immediately. Well, first I fixed my knickers, because otherwise it would have been kinda hard to spin around immediately.

"How DARE you!" I shouted. Parvati just laughed in my face.

"You should have seen yourself!" she laughed.

"Yeah, you should have seen yourself," repeated Lavender Brown, who started laughing because she does everything Parvati does. They're the 'It Witches,' the most popular girls in the school.

"You're stupid," said Parvati, and she poked me in the shoulder.

"Yeah, stupid," repeated Lavender, as she poked me in my other shoulder.

"I'm not stupid, at least I don't roll my skirt up so high that you can see me knickers to impress Seamus Finnigan!" I shouted at her.

It was a well-known fact that Parvati Patil had a crush on Seamus Finnigan, who fills the 'stupid pretty boy' stereotype. And so had Lavender. They blushed furiously. Seamus walked up to them and smiled stupidly.

I continued on. "And besides, I'm smart enough not to have a crush on the stupidest boy in the school!" Well, it's true Seamus is pretty dumb; he doesn't know the difference between an umbrella and a cabinet. It looked like he understood what I had said, because he looked mad. He walked up to me and looked down on me. He held up his fist. He was about to hit me!

"I isn't stupid!" He pushed me down and started yelling Irish...things. And the WHOLE time, Harry just stood there, watching us! Some hero, he didn't even help me!

Seamus glanced at Harry, who whimpered and ran away. He was about to punch while I was on the ground but a pale hand stopped his inches from my face.

"Don't you dare hit her."

Malfoy! It was him! Malfoy sidestepped Seamus' punch and punched him back in the nose. "You are alwayth polite to a lady." He hit him again. "And you never, ever hit a lady." He pushed him down and looked down on him menacingly, well as menacingly as four-year-old can get. Seamus glared at him again before he got up and ran off. Malfoy just saved me?!

"Are you okay?" Malfoy asked me. I nodded quickly. "Okay. Bye." He looked at me one last time before turning around and walking away.

"Thank you!" I yelled after him. He turned around and smiled.

"You're welcome Weathley." Darnit, he'd be so much sexier without the lisp!

Author Notes: Hey, yeah, it's kind of flat now, and this was a really short chapter but...ya know! Thank you to all of readers and reviewer! So...go ahead and review, the more reviews, the faster I'll put up the next chapter!