Hogwarts Revisited

Hogwarts Revisited

by FSR

Chapter Ten

"Potter?"

"What?"

"Um... I want sex."

"And?"

"Sometimes I think that you are either stupid or pretend being stupid which is also stupid, by the way."

"Such an interesting point of view."

"You know perfectly well what I am talking about and what you are supposed to do about it."

"Supposed? Alright, alright, the answer is no."

"No?"

"No."

"Why?"

"I have no desire to have sex with you."

"Why not???"

"Well, your performance last time was less than satisfactory."

"You -"

"And I should also add that with such a tiny thing instead of a... well, you-know-what, you are not going to get better. Ever."

"I am normal-sized!"

"Normal-sized is when you can make your partner feel more than just... irritated!"

"It's your problem that you feel irritated! Jerkins liked having sex with me!"

"Did he tell you so himself?"

"What the fuck you are implying?"

"Only that Jerkins would tell you whatever you want to hear to get what he wants from you."

"And what he wanted from me aside from getting into my pants?"

"Think a bit."

"You think you know Jerkins?"

"Of course, he is my best employee."

"Enlighten me, then."

"Should I start with telling you that he had thousands before you? Thousands, Malfoy! And, at the very least, a hundred after."

Draco took in a ragged breath.

"Oh, and no less than a dozen when he was with you."

Draco's breathing became rather shallow, his face had gone red and his eyes were very wide. And he had a raging hard-on.

"Enjoying the story?"

The only answer was another ragged breath in.

"You like Jerkins, don't you? He is so sexy. I am sure he is great in bed. I am even surer that he was loads better than anyone you'd had before. But he shagged you only because he was very interested why I kept you alive after everything you'd done."

"That's not true! We became friends."

"Sorry to disappoint you, but that would be also because of me."

"I am also sorry that you are so very wrong."

"I should probably continue with my story about Jerkins. Did you know that he is one of the most gifted wizards in the world? No? In fact, he is so powerful that all other things about him solely depend on his power - his self-assurance, his success in life, his wit and even his looks! There are very few who could turn him down. I'd say even more, he compels people to do what he wants without even realising he is doing it."

Draco was a bit dumbfounded, to say the least.

"And you let him?"

"He is terribly effective."

"I still think you are wrong about him."

"Suit yourself. Sweet dreams."

***

"Potter?"

"What???"

"I still want sex."

"I believe your right arm is still with you."

"Potter! I said I wanted sex!"

"And what can I possibly do about it?"

"Turn around, maybe?"

"First off, I didn't agree to be a bottom in this... relationship."

"Yet you are. I'd even say you were born to bottom!"

"I was not!"

"Was too!"

"Whatever. The answer is still no."

"Alright. So I'll have to get a lover, then?"

"No."

"What do you mean, no?"

"Maybe you have a short memory, but I am a Chief Warlock. I must look perfect in the eyes of society."

"That's your problem!"

"It may easily become your problem."

"Are you threatening me?"

"Yes."

"Potter! You are impossible!"

"Maybe."

"And what should I do about my desires?"

"Make me fall in love with you and you'll have your sex."

"How?"

"Do you think I know everything?"

"No."

"Why do you ask, then? By the way, you got me pregnant - so it's your task to make me happy. Do something. And don't look at me like that because I do not know what exactly you should do."

Author's Notes

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