Mmmm... Bondage....

Harry and Draco set off for the Slytherin common room down a hall. Random people would stop completely and look as though they were constipated with laughter.

"Alright. I'm getting tired of this," Draco stated as he watched the faces laugh at them as they walked.

"Just control your anger until we're unchained. Then you can kick everyone's ass afterwards," Harry replied as he kept close to Draco to hide the chain that was binding them together.

But then just as they were closing into the Slytherin common room, Ron came out of one of the passages reading a rather small novel.

"Well that's surprising," Harry thought aloud. Draco raised an eyebrow at him then looked at Ron.

"Weasley..." Draco hissed. Ron looked up from his book and had a giant smirk on his face. Nothing they hadn't gotten all day. "What are you smirking at?"

"Back off, Malfoy," Harry defended. Draco gritted his teeth. As much as he wanted to kill him, he did not feel like dragging around one-hundred and fifty pounds of human flesh.

"You two. It's so adorable," Ron said sarcastically as he leaned on the wall of the corridor. He slammed his book closed with one hand. "Where are you two lovebirds going? A closet, perhaps?"

"Piss off!" They both yelled at him. Ron held up his hands defensively.

"No need to yell. Just wanted to know," Ron stated but did not stop smiling. "But do enlighten me, where are you going?"

"Ron, there's something you should know," Harry began.

"What? You two were snogging until dawn's early light?" Ron said as he looked at his book. Harry and Draco's mouth dropped.

"How the-?" they muttered. But when Ron moved off of the wall to look at them, they heard a certain jingle in his pockets that seemed very important.

"You got something in your pocket," Harry stated suspiciously as he pointed at him.

"Way to go, Space Cadet! Is there anything else you would like to inform me with?" he said with a hint of sarcasm.

"Yes... um-" Harry hesitated. "-we're chained together, and we don't have a key." He guiltily held up his hand and revealed his cuffed hand. Draco bore a face of horror as he tried to run away from total humiliation. But he did not get far. He fell right on his back when the chain held him to Harry.

Ron laughed wholeheartedly. Then he collapsed on the floor and held onto his stomach while laughing in hysterics.

"Ron... are you... alright?" Harry asked. Ron had trouble standing up. He leaned against the wall and wiped away a tear.

"CLASSIC!! BLOODY CLASSIC!!" He continued to laugh. "It took Creevy and Boot half the time it took you two!!" Harry and Draco turned to one another, utterly confused. "BLOODY PRICELESS!!" he continued to laugh.

"Hey, idiot, mind telling us what you did? Or what they did? Or what the hell everyone did?" Draco interrogated angrily.

"It was all a prank," Ron confessed while still laughing his face off.

"WHAT?!?!" they exclaimed angrily.

"Before you kill me let me explain-"

"You better, Weasley, or I'm mounting your ass on a wooden plate and using it as a dart's board."

"Calm down-" With that, Harry and Draco babbled incoherently, cursing, screaming, and throwing out names that Ron had never heard. "DO YOU BLOODY WANT ME TO EXPLAIN OR NOT?!" Ron shouted above their clamor. They all shut up. He started laughing again.

"Alright. I'll tell you. Well, everyone was at the party except Ravenclaw because their sore losers to us Gryffindors-"

"Get on with it, Weasley."

"I'm getting there!" He paused to clear his throat. "Well, we did this to random people, but we wanted to get the seekers first...."

"What is that supposed to mean?!"

"I'm getting there, Malfoy! Anyways, we were looking for anyone who was drunk off their deep end... but we argued the seekers first. Don't worry. We paired Cho up with a lovely Slytherin. I don't know how we got her, but it happened."

"You didn't!!" Harry yelled. Ron continued without notice.

"Anyways, we paired off the seekers that were there and then we found both of you, drunk off your deep end-"

"I told you so!" Draco announced to Harry. Harry raised his lip and made a mocking face. Ron continued.

"So, when you two passed out, we put cuffs on you, just to make things... interesting. Then we dragged you to the nearest room and took off all of your clothes to make the scene... interesting. And I must say it worked out quite well... interestingly." Harry and Draco's faces were red.

"And just who is this 'we' you speak of?" Draco asked, seething with anger.

"Other people who wanted to take part. Random Hufflepuffs, few Gryffindors, I think one Slytherin... we did it to a lot of people. It wasn't just you."

"That makes me feel so much better!" Harry said. Ron could see the anger swelling in their eyes. "Unlock us now Ron, or so help me, I'll chain you to Smith and Flint!" Ron took the key out of his pocket and unlocked their cuffs immediately. They dropped to the floor with a giant clang.

"Now, Weasley, I will give you ten seconds to run," Draco announced rather calmly under the situation. "Starting... now. One, two, TEN!!" he roared as he chased Ron down the hall in a pure fit of rage. "WEASLEY!! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!" he yelled repeatedly. Harry rolled up his sleeves and waited for Ron to come around the corner. He would clothes-line him right as he came around. But he heard the slowing of running as he looked around the hall. Draco looked around like a mad dog after a rabbit. He turned down another hallway, hot in pursuit of Ron. "WEASLEY!!" he kept yelling as he ran. Harry figured it wouldn't be long before either one gave up on each other.

After about an hour, Draco came back to where Harry was sitting, out of breath and looked as though he would collapse. He fell on the floor and breathed heavily as he sat next to Harry. "He... Disapparated... or something! He just... disappeared! He... had to! He was... so scared... I was going to... kick his bloody... ass in that he just... disappeared.... Bloody... coward," he managed to declare between breaths as he collapsed onto the ground. Harry looked over at him and felt as sensational warmth throughout his body as he looked over Draco. Unbelievably, he felt a little... aroused. With that realization, he could not help but stare and fix his eyes on things and thoughts swirled in his mind. After a while, when Draco caught his breath, he turned to Harry and saw him staring at... something (get the drift?). Draco scooted over the ground, still unable to run from the amount of muscle cramps and Charlie horses he was getting.

"Potter..." Draco said suspiciously. Harry was finally knocked out of his XXX moment.

"What?!" Harry inquired defensively. "I didn't do anything!" Draco looked at him suspiciously. "Alright, so you caught me in one of my spaced-out phases. What do you plan on doing about it?"

"Chain you up and hold you against your will, Potter," Draco declared sarcastically. He looked to Harry who looked utterly horrified. "Don't be preposterous," he returned after seeing his face.

"And neither should you."

"Well, actually, speaking of being preposterous..." Draco paused before speaking. "I have a question to ask you."

"Yes? I'm waiting."

"Well, during that entire time, did you ever stop to actually think about what actually happened?"

"I don't know where you were, but I heard it all from Ron."

"No, I mean, what did you think during the entire time of that gruesome affair?" Draco laughed nervously.

"I thought, I can't wait to get away from this git because if I'm around him any longer, I'm going to be sick."

"Oh.... Well, did you ever just a little wished that might have been the case? Like did you wish it actually happened?"

"What the hell no! NO! Oh Christ's socks, no!" Harry responded with the face of disgust. But after a few moments, it softened and he returned the question. "Did you?" Draco jumped back with what energy and what his cramps would allow him to do.

"What?! Not no, not hell no, but FUCK NO!!" Draco shouted.

"Alright! I was just returning the question! Don't get pissed at me!" Harry said in his defense.

But as Harry breathed, Draco eyed his chest, moving up and down, wondering what it would be like to- "AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" Draco screamed as he thought the unthinkable. Harry jumped few feet away from Draco and his eyes widened in fear from Draco sounding like a maniac on a mad rampage for Cheetos.

"What the hell, Malfoy?!" Harry managed to say.

"Oh my God, it was horrible!! OH THE HORROR!! THE HORROR!!" ( very bad cliché) Draco yelled as he pretended to die. He started to choke, and hiss with death on his neck. Harry only looked at him with a raised eyebrow, and how he wished he really was dying.

Finally, Draco started to have a panic attack and actually started to choke. Harry still looked at him with his raised eyebrow and watched as Draco (what Harry thought was) acting death. It wasn't until after Draco passed out that Harry thought he was dead.

"Oh great. Blame me with your bloody death, why don't you?" he complained. "Damnit. If Dumbledore finds me I'm gone like Snape's clean laundry. Draco? Draco. Oh this is going to be rich." Harry then slapped him across the face. "That felt good." Still Draco didn't wake. Harry looked up to the roof and asked, "Do I have to?" He had wondered what it was like to kiss another man. But he didn't want it to be with Draco. He wondered if two men were any different than one with the other. He thought this would be the perfect opportunity to try it out. Plus, Hermione taught him how to give CPR. Don't ask how she did it, but he knew how to do it. Also, he'd be doing it to save his own hide. Yes, the world would be a better place without him, but he didn't feel like getting put in Azkaban.

So Harry did what he had to do. But as Harry was giving CPR to Draco to wake him, Draco started to "give CPR" back. Harry's eyes widened with shock and confusion, whether he should slap Draco across the face or finish what they started he wasn't sure. But then he let go, gave a devilish smile to the wall and continued on his risky business with Draco.

But then sadly Draco got his sanity back. His eyes grew wide with shock and confusion, whether he should slap Harry across the face or continue with what he was doing.

Then Draco thought that was enough.

And he slapped Harry across the face. A huge red mark on his face could be seen as he rubbed it.

"WHAT-THE-FUCK, POTTER?!" Malfoy screamed. "Having more goes at me?!"

"In case you didn't notice, Malfoy, I was trying to save your life!" Harry shouted back.

"I'd rather be strangled and ripped to shreds by the kinkiest invention anyone has ever come up with!"

"That can be arranged...."

"Oh, you want another go on me?"

"WE NEVER HAD ANY 'GOES' TO START WITH, YOU BLOODY IDIOT!"

"Well, I wasn't the one kissing another bloke while he was knocked out!"

"I was trying to save your bloody LIFE!!"

"By what? Gagging me to life?"

"Well, you didn't seem to mind when I started...."

"I NEVER DID ANYTHING OF THE SORT!! YOU THINK I GOT SOME SATISFACTION OUT OF THAT?"

"I didn't hear you complaining...."

"I WAS NOT EVEN AWAKE!! I HAVE MY OWN BLOODY PRIDE!! I WOULDN'T STAIN IT BY KISSING YOU!!"

Harry grinned and replied with a "Mh-hmm." "You seemed just as conscious when I started as you did when I was finished."

Draco gasped. "HOW DARE YOU!" and he slapped him again. Harry rubbed his other cheek, but his smirk did not go away.

"Oh, you like it rough, don't you?" he said deviously. "Would you have me turn around?"

"NO!! STOP!! STOP!! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!! NO!!... Well maybe just- NO!! NO!! BAD!! BAD!! NO!!"

"You know you want to.... I know you want to. You'll feel better after you've done it...." Harry teased.

"NO!! NO!! NEVER!!" Draco yelled with his hands on his head as though the voices in his head were yelling at him.

"Do it. I dare you."

"NO!"

"Do it...."

"NO!"

"DO IT!!"

"What are you going to do about it? Gimme' a lap-dance?"

"Sure.... If you like things that way."

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Draco screamed and ran around in circles to avoid doing any actions he just might regret. After a while, Harry grabbed Draco by the robes and shoved him against the wall. Not only was he getting on his nerves, but he looked so hot when he was running around in circles screaming like a little girl. Harry then locked his lips with Draco's.

(Artistic moment: CAUTION: please skip to (END) if you are not fond of semi-explicit scenes between men or semi-fluff)

The world seemed to disappear as their warm bodies meshed together as they felt each other's skin through the cold air that was the only boundary between them. Harry held Draco's delicately colored face in his slightly callused hands as Draco slowly put his arms around Harry's waist to bring him in closer. The halls darkened with the falling sun as the cold air flooded in, but the heat from their hearts gave enough heat to make one sweat. Draco closed his eyes as he tasted Harry's tongue and his body gained heat for perhaps later events....

Harry then moved from Draco's colorless lips to his pale neck, where he unbuttoned a single button with his mouth as he teased his tongue across Draco's jaw-line. Draco gasped and then considered an idea.

(END)

"Do you remember where we woke up this morning?"

Harry did not look up, but whispered between kisses "Yes."

"Care to finish what we started?"

"Yes," The door next to Draco flew open as Harry and Draco busted in and slammed the door behind them. This time, Ravenclaw would not be hearing Blaise and Zach.

Meanwhile....

Ron was merrily humming and skipping down the corridors, singing an old Gryffindor song when suddenly a bag was put over his head and a variety of hands stuffed him into a bag as he shouted for help.

"This ought to teach him to not meddle with people's minds," one girl said.

"Hand-cuffs I would not have minded," another girl said.

"You wouldn't?" A boy said.

"Don't even think about it, Boot," The first girl said.

"Hey at least you woke up with a hot girl in your bed! I woke up with a ma- I mean guy!"

"What?" the second girl said.

"Nothing!"

"You woke up with whom?" the first one asked. "Because we'll put him with him." Ron tried to scream but the bag had been enchanted with a sound-proof spell.

Nobody said anything for a while until Boot spoke again. He whispered the name, so Ron could not hear what was being said or whose name was spoken.

The first girl just shrieked out "BRILLIANT!" and they dragged Ron on in the enchanted bag. Ron tried to scream but he was doomed to getting drunk and waking up with probably the most hideous men he could think up: the Muffin Man.

Mandy: Well Th' End! ::Harry and Draco walk through the door, with Draco rubbing his bum like he had a lance shoved up it:: What the hell happened to you?

Harry: Don't ask.

M: I thought Healers were supposed to heal you, thus the word heal in Healer. Not shove things up your ass.

Draco: He gave me some pills, but now I feel all... LOOPY....

M: Uuhhh... What exactly does that bottle say?

D: Meant for ginger-schnapps and ::rolling his head:: and dish- dish- dishwash- dish- dishwashers.

M: Uuuhh... kay. Well, if it says it's for dishwashers, I think that's what it's for, not humans.

D: Harry, enlighten me and tell me what it says. ::Harry looks at the label and adjusts his glasses. Draco falls onto his shoulders and looks into his eyes.:: What does it... sa-a-a-a-y-y?

H: It says take one ever six hours.

D: Woop-s-e-e-e-e-e-es.

M: Uuuhh... I think you audience people should leave. Draco is currently intoxicated on dishwasher pills (Jet-Dry... wait... that's gel...) So he's not on his correct rocker.

D: ::starts singing:: I wish I had a spoonful of molasses/ So to one I could make passes/ or to some wonderful beings!

M: Normally, I'm the one acting like I'm smokin' something. Talk about a one-eighty.

D: This Christmas, give him eternity... with her pleasure-

M: OKAY, I THINK THAT'S ENOUGH!

D: But I wanted to say-

M: Good-bye everyone! Harry, get the number for nine one one.