Chocolate and Stuff

Chocolate and Stuff

It was Christmas break in Harry's seventh year at Hogwart's and Harry was spending it with Draco Malfoy, who only a few months ago thought that this hot guy hated his guts. Harry sat in a chair with his feet up on the table looking at Draco getting out the ornaments for the tree. He saw a little white mouse ornament Draco picked out of the box. Harry started to laugh. He could not help but remember when in his fourth year, Mad-Eye Moody turned him into a white ferret and bounced him up and down the halls of Hogwart's. He laughed so hard he fell out of his chair and onto the floor, where he was rolling on the floor still laughing.

"Potter," Draco said, "I didn't save you from the Dursleys just so you could laugh your ass off at my ornaments."

"That's not it, Malfoy," Harry responded on the verge of tears.

"Then what is it?"

"Do you remember back when Moody taught at school?"

"Yeah..."

"Well remember when he turned you into a ferret and-"

"I prefer not to remember that, Potter." Malfoy interrupted, wishing the thought hadn't crossed his mind. He shivered at the thought of the humiliation.

"Oh c'mon, Malfoy. We all need to laugh at it."

"Not me."

Silence filled the air of the house they were sharing after that. Harry got back in the chair and watched Malfoy decorate the tree. When it was time to put the star on top, he looked up at the tip and at the star and then did it again. "Potter, get your ass over here and help me." Harry got out of the chair and walked over to the tree. Harry was shorter than Malfoy and did not know what he could help with it. The blonde looked at him and said, "You're strong. Gimme a boost."

"Maybe you shouldn't have gotten a 10-foot tree, Malfoy."

"Well it seemed like a good deal at the time. I mean c'mon. Where else could you find a tree for twenty rounds or whatever these Muggles use?"

"Yeah. Well hop on my back and I'll give you a piggy back up."

Draco hopped on Harry's back and reached for the top. "Oi, this isn't working." Draco confessed. "You got a ladder round here?" Harry inquired.

"Well, sorry, Potter. I didn't think my arm wouldn't reach 10 feet."

"You're such a blonde." Harry loved calling him that when he did something stupid. "Shut up," Draco would say.

Harry would beam at him, which annoyed him even more. "Well, if you need me, I'll be in the kitchen fixing a special treat." Harry's head turned immediately to Draco's. "If it's food, please say you're not joking."

"Potter, what else would I do in the kitchen?"

"Well I know what we would do..." Harry said with a mischievous grin on his face.

"Only you, Potter. Well, then, maybe me too," Draco said with a wink and disappeared into the kitchen. Just as Harry got out of the chair to go to the kitchen to surprise Draco, "Don't you dare get out of that chair, Potter, before I'm done in here or I'm gonna' have to turn you into a ferret." Harry backed off and turned on the TV. Draco was always out back transfiguring any unfortunate animal that came by into another. Most of the time, though, Harry would see odd combinations of animals no one could even dream up. He did not feel like being half ferret and half human for if his mind went ferret, he'd loose it and start humping Draco's leg within an instant, which would look rather strange.

Draco called Harry into the kitchen and had chocolate covered strawberries out to be chilled. Draco, having a rough exterior, had a sensitive spot for cooking, and as soon as he heard from the Muggle News program that Martha Steward got in trouble, he started crying a river and yelled, "OH MY GOD!! POOR MARTHA!! THOSE DAMN STOCK-HOLDERS!!! DAMN THEM ALL!! IT'S NOT HER FAULT SHE WAS RE-BUYING HER OWN STOCK!!" It took Harry an hour to calm him down after that then they had chocolate strawberries because it made Malfoy feel better when he made them. It made Harry happy because he got to eat, too. Draco also got another surprise every time he made them, too...

"I saved the last bit of chocolate for us to share," Draco said to Harry, offering him a spoon full of melted chocolate, looking very innocent. It looked very, very tempting, and as his hand reached out for the spoon, Harry stopped dead in his tracks.

"Wait a second. Do you remember what happened last time when you offered me melted chocolate?" Draco gave a mischievous smile at Harry.

"Yes, I do," he said to the dark-haired boy. "I remember perfectly."

"Then I don't need to remind you..."

"Oh, c'mon, Potter. It's just chocolate. Gooey, delicious, warm, melted chocolate," Draco said, waving the spoon in front of Harry's face. Harry eyed it as though it was a snitch he needed to catch almost immediately. Draco knew how much Harry loved chocolate, and now he was teasing him with it.

"Oi, Malfoy. I don't feel like waking up the neighbors tonight. I don't want the police, or worse, the Ministry of Magic on my tail again."

"Potter, you know you want the chocolate. Eat the chocolate. You must eat the chocolate," Draco said in a mystical tone, as if he were trying to hypnotize him. Finally, Harry gave in. He grabbed the spoon and ran for it, Draco chasing after him.

They ran around the house, knocking down several pictures and lamps, until Harry ran outside with the spoon in his mouth. "I'll nefer gif inshu you, Mafoy!" Harry yelled behind him with the spoon in his mouth, as Draco was gaining on him. Draco jumped for Harry and grabbed him around the waist, knocking Harry over and the spoon flying into the neighbor's pool.

"Damnit, Potter. You lost my spoon. For that I'm going to have to take off your cloths and drag you into the house." Harry usually liked it when Malfoy played dirty, but out in the middle of all the people that suddenly came out of their houses? Hell no.

"It's just Potter and Malfoy, everyone! They got a hold of the chocolate again!" Harry heard a voice yell. Draco was too busy trying to take off Harry's belt. Then all the voices were gone and Malfoy looked down at Harry in an evil grin. He proceeded to take Harry's shirt and pants and ran into the house. Harry ran after him.

Right after this, a poor random kid stopped in front of Draco and Harry's house when he heard noises. He heard loud moans and screams. Then two figures were planted on a window near the door. Thank God the curtains were closed or the random kid would have gotten more than he bargained for. The random kid had a face of sheer horror on and started to run away. Too late. Draco and Harry's bodies bust the door open, accidentally of course, wearing nothing but the chocolate on their bodies. Draco, who was on top of Harry, said to the kid, "Do you mind? I'm sort of busy here." The kid ran like hell after that.

Draco thought it was a good idea to Apparate out of there until the police had blown over then come back later. "Especially because of the mess we left," Draco said.

"Well until then, let's go find another love-nest we can mess up until they clean this place up," Harry said.

"I feel sorry for the person who has to clean that up because if they don't do it soon, it's going to smell like someone had sex in the Hersey's Factory," Draco said.

"It already smells like that," Harry commented. Before they left they put up a sign for the police that read:

Caution: Chocolate and Herbal Essences were used inside. Come at your OWN risk!