The Truth Behind Harry Potter

The Truth Behind Harry Potter, The Boy Who Lived.

Written by Yours Truly,

Sarah Hall,

DragonFly88

Once upon a time in a country far far away, there lived a little boy with a big ugly scar on his face. One day this ugly scar faced boy, let's call him Harry Potter, decided to go for a walk. Here is the journal of the scar-faced boy that we found in the garbage can-

Day 1- I went for a short walk to escape those awful Dursleys.

Found a trail by the woods. Going to take it.

Day 2- Okay then, I've been walking for a while now. Aday to be exact. Getting kind of thirsty, it's about 54 degrees outside...Ya so I've been drinking my sweat.

Day 3- This is a really long trail. Running out of sweat to drink. Killed a bunny. Ate it raw. It's only getting hotter outside.

Day 4-Yaaaa...I think I'm lost.

Day 5-I saw a bunch of Hobbits hiding in the forest and when I tried to ask them for directions, they started shooting arrows at me. Caught a Squirrel, ate it raw.

Day 6-It's definite now... I'm lost.

Day 7- I can see a tiny bit of light at the rim of the forest. Oh never mind, just an illusion. I caught a rabbit and then it bit me and ran away.

Day 8- Found a pond. The water tasted like crap. I drank a little then threw up. Ate a bunch of leaves. They aren't very filling.

Day 9-I could have sworn I just saw a weird animal with the upper body of a man and the lower body of a goat... maybe I'm seeing things again. I think I'm dying...

Day 10-I hasn't slept since I came onto this trail and I think I need some sleeeeeeeeepppppppp...........zzzzzz.. Zzzzzzzzzz.........zzzzzzzzz..zzzzzzzzz.zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz............................zzzzz.zzzzzzz.........z.......zzzzzzzzzz.zzz

Day 15- I just woke up. Ahhhh much better wide-awake now! Urgggggggggg I still think I'm dying.... need food and water!

Day 16-Dying of dehydration and sleep deprivation and lack of nutrition!!

Day 17- Found the edge of this forest! FINALLY! I THOUGHT I WOULD NEVER FIND IT! AND I HIT THE JACKPOT! I FOUND A LITTLE TINY SHACK JUST ON TOP OF A LITTLE TINY HILL!

Day 33- Been living in the shack for the past uhhhh week or so. I have been eating tortillas! I found about 400 of them in this little cupboard in the shack. Today I am going to leave the hut and venture past the hill, far away from that stupid forest!

Day 34 - I found a whole village! People keep looking at me funny!

Day 35-A weird old person dressed in a robe came up to me today. He said his name was Dumbleeedoor, or something like that Then he claimed I was the living boy or something. He picked me up and carried me into this huge castle type place. Then he dragged me up in front of a bunch of people eating and shoved a stupid looking hat on my head! The weird thing was, the hat could talk! It said you belong in GRYFFINDOR! I think this is some kind of mental institution. Oh well this is where I think I belong.

Day 36-I is tossing you, dear dairy into the garbage can where you belong... nobody is ever going to read this. Before I do though...I need to tell you something, I can FLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HEHEHHEHEHHHAHHAHEHHEHEH................................................................

To this day everyone thought Harry Potter was a wizard, well the truth is that he's just a ugly little boy who got lost and went crazy. We think he wanted some attention, so he made up the whole thing about being a wizard. This has been the true story of Harry Potter, The Boy Who Lived. And before you go... I'd like to warn you not to take paths that lead into the woods unless you know for a fact you aren't going to go mental and invent a crappy story like that. Thank you for reading and I can only hope you guys review! OH YA! I almost forgot to thank the most important person...the person who made this all possible... I would like to thank myself for being extremely bored one Friday night and writing this silly stupid story! And no, I'm not conceited!