Rating:
R
House:
Riddikulus
Characters:
Draco Malfoy Hermione Granger
Genres:
Drama Romance
Era:
Multiple Eras
Spoilers:
Prizoner of Azkaban Goblet of Fire
Stats:
Published: 12/13/2002
Updated: 01/06/2004
Words: 42,611
Chapters: 19
Hits: 12,891

My Life As A House-Elf

Caprigrrl Lannoire

Story Summary:
When Hermione finds herself turned into a House-elf by rather irritated wizard in Knockturn Alley, she finds herself bought by and hired to ... who else, but the Malfoys? Involves murderous plots, midnight enchantments, morbid chimneys, mushroom soup, Epic Lucius and Bizarre Narcissa, not necessarily in that order ...

Chapter 01
12/13/2002

When Hermione finds herself turned into a House-elf by rather irritated wizard in Knockturn Alley, she finds herself bought by and hired to ... who else, but the Malfoys? Involves murderous plots, midnight enchantments, morbid chimneys, mushroom soup, Epic Lucius and Bizarre Narcissa, not necessarily in that order ...

Words: 1,512
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Chapter 02
12/17/2002

(see original fanfic summary)

Words: 2,353
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Chapter 03
12/17/2002

(see original fanfic summary)

Words: 2,319
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Chapter 04
12/17/2002

(see original fanfic summary)

Words: 1,646
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Chapter 05
12/23/2002

When Hermione finds herself turned into a House-elf by a rather irritated wizard in Knockturn Alley, she finds herself bought and hired by... who else, but the Malfoys? Involves murderous plots, midnight enchantments, morbid chimneys, mushroom soup, Epic Lucius and Bizarre Narcissa, not necessarily in that order ...

Words: 1,638
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Chapter 06
01/04/2003

When Hermione finds herself turned into a House-elf by a rather irritated wizard in Knockturn Alley, she finds herself bought and hired by... who else, but the Malfoys? Involves murderous plots, midnight enchantments, morbid chimneys, mushroom soup, Epic Lucius and Bizarre Narcissa, not necessarily in that order ...

Words: 2,169
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Chapter 07
01/04/2003

When Hermione finds herself turned into a House-elf by a rather irritated wizard in Knockturn Alley, she finds herself bought and hired by... who else, but the Malfoys? Involves murderous plots, midnight enchantments, morbid chimneys, mushroom soup, Epic Lucius and Bizarre Narcissa, not necessarily in that order ...

Words: 2,431
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Chapter 08
01/04/2003

When Hermione finds herself turned into a House-elf by a rather irritated wizard in Knockturn Alley, she finds herself bought and hired by... who else, but the Malfoys? Involves murderous plots, midnight enchantments, morbid chimneys, mushroom soup, Epic Lucius and Bizarre Narcissa, not necessarily in that order ...

Words: 2,318
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Chapter 09
01/23/2003

When Hermione finds herself turned into a House-elf by a rather irritated wizard in Knockturn Alley, she finds herself bought and hired by... who else, but the Malfoys? Involves murderous plots, midnight enchantments, morbid chimneys, mushroom soup, Epic Lucius and Bizarre Narcissa, not necessarily in that order ...

Words: 2,219
Hits: 586
Chapter 10
02/05/2003

When Hermione finds herself turned into a House-elf by a rather irritated wizard in Knockturn Alley, she finds herself bought and hired by... who else, but the Malfoys? Involves murderous plots, midnight enchantments, morbid chimneys, mushroom soup, Epic Lucius and Bizarre Narcissa, not necessarily in that order ...

Words: 1,881
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Chapter 11
03/14/2003

When Hermione finds herself turned into a House-elf by a rather irritated wizard in Knockturn Alley, she finds herself bought and hired by... who else, but the Malfoys? Involves murderous plots, midnight enchantments, morbid chimneys, mushroom soup, Epic Lucius and Bizarre Narcissa, not necessarily in that order ...

Words: 2,083
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Chapter 12
04/08/2003

When Hermione finds herself turned into a House-elf by a rather irritated wizard in Knockturn Alley, she finds herself bought and hired by... who else, but the Malfoys? Involves murderous plots, midnight enchantments, morbid chimneys, mushroom soup, Epic Lucius and Bizarre Narcissa, not necessarily in that order ...

Words: 1,234
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Chapter 13
04/08/2003

When Hermione finds herself turned into a House-elf by a rather irritated wizard in Knockturn Alley, she finds herself bought and hired by... who else, but the Malfoys? Involves murderous plots, midnight enchantments, morbid chimneys, mushroom soup, Epic Lucius and Bizarre Narcissa, not necessarily in that order ...

Words: 1,985
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Chapter 14
05/08/2003

When Hermione finds herself turned into a House-elf by a rather irritated wizard in Knockturn Alley, she finds herself bought and hired by... who else, but the Malfoys? Involves murderous plots, midnight enchantments, morbid chimneys, mushroom soup, Epic Lucius and Bizarre Narcissa, not necessarily in that order ...

Words: 2,256
Hits: 621

When Hermione finds herself turned into a House-elf by a rather irritated wizard in Knockturn Alley, she finds herself bought and hired by... who else, but the Malfoys? Involves murderous plots, midnight enchantments, morbid chimneys, mushroom soup, Epic Lucius and Bizarre Narcissa, not necessarily in that order ...

Words: 2,648
Hits: 689
Chapter 16
08/04/2003

When Hermione finds herself turned into a House-elf by a rather irritated wizard in Knockturn Alley, she finds herself bought and hired by... who else, but the Malfoys? Involves murderous plots, midnight enchantments, morbid chimneys, mushroom soup, Epic Lucius and Bizarre Narcissa, not necessarily in that order ...

Words: 2,893
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Chapter 17
10/25/2003

When Hermione finds herself turned into a House-elf by a rather irritated wizard in Knockturn Alley, she finds herself bought and hired by... who else, but the Malfoys? Involves murderous plots, midnight enchantments, morbid chimneys, mushroom soup, Epic Lucius and Bizarre Narcissa, not necessarily in that order ...

Words: 2,625
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Chapter 18
01/06/2004

When Hermione is turned into a House-elf by an irritated wizard in Knockturn Alley, she finds herself being bought and hired to ... who else, but the Malfoys?

Words: 3,113
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Chapter 19
01/06/2004

When Hermione is turned into a House-elf by an irritated wizard in Knockturn Alley, she finds herself being bought and hired to ... who else, but the Malfoys?

Words: 3,288
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