- Rating:
- PG-13
- House:
- Riddikulus
- Ships:
- James Potter/Lily Evans
- Characters:
- Original Female Witch
- Genres:
- General Humor
- Era:
- 1970-1981 (Including Marauders at Hogwarts)
- Stats:
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Published: 08/13/2007Updated: 09/01/2007Words: 9,295Chapters: 4Hits: 793
I Love You, But Please Die!
BlondieBaby
- Story Summary:
- Poor, poor Belladonna has quite a few problems. Her mother is THE Devil-Lady, her father can't stand up for himself, Grandma Dot is losing it, somebody stole her necklace, her brother Jason is being moody, her twin - Nicky - is keeping a secret, Lily and James need a good push, her best friend left her, Margery Butter is still a mystery, everybody thinks she is crazy, she is hearing voices, Remus keeps getting glued to her, she keeps walking into Sirius and Mr Ted, her teddy, lost an eyebrow. Bella doesn't need THAT along with NEWTS, finding a job and keeping her head. Oh, and her therapist is sleeping with the cleaner. Marauder Era. AU-ish.
Chapter 01
08/13/2007Poor, poor Belladonna has quite a few problems. Her mother is THE Devil-Lady, her father can't stand up for himself, Grandma Dot is losing it, somebody stole her necklace, her brother Jason is being moody, her twin - Nicky - is keeping a secret, Lily and James need a good push, her best friend left her, Margery Butter is still a mystery, everybody thinks she is crazy, she is hearing voices, Remus keeps getting glued to her, she keeps walking into Sirius and Mr Ted, her teddy, lost an eyebrow. Bella doesn't need THAT along with NEWTS, finding a job and keeping her head. Oh, and her therapist is sleeping with the cleaner. Marauder Era. AU-ish.
Chapter 02 - Being a Debutant
08/18/2007Bella's Debutant Ball doesn't quite go to plan. What's new? Not much, apart from this special event involves a bathroom escape and dancing.
Chapter 03 - The Expressway to Goo
08/31/2007Bella goes off to school...too bad things don't go her way.
Chapter 04 - Hello, Mr Ted
09/01/2007Bella faces a series of unfortunate events...