Must Be Hell Freezing Over

His grip tightened protectively around the book. It wasn't that he cared about the thing; for all he cared it could be torn up and used for toilet paper, but Hermione seemed to care a great deal about it. And, well, if it meant so much to Hermione, it was only right that he took care of it for her…right?

His grip tightened protectively around the book. It wasn't that he cared about the thing; for all he cared it could be torn up and used for toilet paper, but Hermione seemed to care a great deal about it. And, well, if it meant so much to Hermione, it was only right that he took care of it for her…right?

His grip tightened protectively around the book. It wasn't that he cared about the thing; for all he cared it could be torn up and used for toilet paper, but Hermione seemed to care a great deal about it. And, well, if it meant so much to Hermione, it was only right that he took care of it for her…right?

'It was all terribly cliché for her. She wasn’t even aware that she was falling until her arse connected with the solid stone floor; indeed, she had the bruise to prove it...'

'He had it all planned, she would eventually realize. He knew exactly what he was doing when he sent her that note at breakfast. And she would, unknowingly, play her role out splendidly and as predicted, whether she wanted to or not...'

That was the last straw. With another raging glare at Draco, Hermione proclaimed, “You’re a rotten fiancé, Draco Malfoy,” and then she swept out of the Hall before she could hear what began as little snickers, but grew into delighted laughter coming from her intended.

‘In a school as old as Hogwarts, many interesting magical entanglements are bound to be in abundance. A particular case that comes to This Author’s mind is a very interesting tale between a male professor and a seventh year female student who fell victim of a seemingly harmless herb that was only undone when…’

'...A small laugh threatened to escape her when she remembered Harry and Ron threatening to castrate poor Draco, and then their scandalized faces when she told them that they’d better not since her mum wanted grandkids...'