- Rating:
- PG-13
- House:
- Riddikulus
- Genres:
- Humor Romance
- Era:
- Multiple Eras
- Stats:
-
Published: 07/20/2003Updated: 11/11/2003Words: 2,641Chapters: 3Hits: 1,363
The Carnivorous Pony
Aunt
- Story Summary:
- A hilariously convoluted and contrived series of events leads to meticulously described goings on in broom closets and other uncomfortable and/or exposed areas of the school. No one’s worried about Professor Flitwick disturbing the oral sex, and its ok, cause that never happens! (All brains to be left at the door, please)
Chapter 01
07/20/2003A hilariously convoluted and contrived series of events leads to meticulously described goings on in broom closets and other uncomfortable and/or exposed areas of the school. No one’s worried about Professor Flitwick disturbing the oral sex, and its ok, cause that never happens!
Chapter 02
09/10/2003A hilariously convoluted and contrived series of events leads to meticulously described goings-on in broom closets and other uncomfortable and/or exposed areas of the school. No one’s worried about Professor Flitwick disturbing the oral sex, and it's ok, because that never happens! (All brains to be left at the door, please.)
Chapter 03
11/11/2003A hilariously convoluted and contrived series of events leads to meticulously described goings-on in broom closets and other uncomfortable and/or exposed areas of the school. No one’s worried about Professor Flitwick disturbing the oral sex, and it's ok, because that never happens! (All brains to be left at the door, please.)