- Rating:
- PG-13
- House:
- Riddikulus
- Characters:
- Draco Malfoy Harry Potter
- Genres:
- Slash Humor
- Era:
- Multiple Eras
- Stats:
-
Published: 12/31/2003Updated: 09/21/2004Words: 4,837Chapters: 6Hits: 1,751
Student
Amant Lunar
- Story Summary:
- By request, the follow-up to Transvestite Night. Now Ron is in the picture and hearts are getting pummeled, pulverized and otherwise harmed.
Chapter 01
- Chapter Summary:
- Harry's tired of his identity, Draco's been blown off by his date and is bored. How will they solve their problems? By dressing up as girls of course!
- Posted:
- 12/31/2003
- Hits:
- 654
Draco was lying on his bed, thinking. Who was that gorgeous girl that I passed last night? he wondered. He was thinking, of course, of Harry. But shhh! He doesn't know!
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Harry was thinking along the same lines. She was so beautiful, he thought to himself. I've never seen her before. He sighed, staring out the window. Where was she?
Harry couldn't believe how much he had enjoyed it all, getting dressed up like a girl. So he decided to repeat the endeavor. Now he took care to always shave every two days and to practice his walk. He didn't realize it, but sometimes Ron watched him when he thought he was alone. Ron always got a weird warm, fuzzy feeling as he watched.
****
Draco saw her sometimes, wandering about the grounds. He spoke to her once, but she just stared at him oddly and hurried away. Draco couldn't stand it. He needed to speak to her!
He cornered her one day in the hallway. "Look," he said breathlessly. "I can't stand it anymore! I've never felt this way about anyone and...." The girl put a finger on his lips and kissed him...
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Harry hadn't expected to like it. He had thought that, if it would shut Malfoy up, it was fine. But now....he found that he could only think about the kiss.
He gazed around the common room absentmindedly. It was then that an idea struck him. Malfoy didn't know that he wasn't a girl! He could "go with him" and get his kisses and love! What a world it would be! He smiled happily and settled down to write a letter to his new love. He didn't know that Ron was reading over his shoulder.
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Ron was crying. He couldn't believe that Harry, his Harry would ever leave him! Not that Harry even knew that he, Ron, loved him! Ron had been trying to tell him for days but always, in the end, lost the courage. He sobbed. What on earth would he do?
He supposed that, while Harry was dressed as a girl, he could ask him out. Then he could tell him. Ron nodded resolutely. That was what he would do.
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Draco couldn't believe his luck! That beautiful creature had kissed him and sent a letter of love! But Draco could see Weasley eyeing him strangely. No matter. He was probably just jealous of his lovely looks! Draco tossed his head. He was beautiful!
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Draco and Harry met in a corridor. "Where are you taking me?" asked Henrietta (Harry) quietly.
"To a great place for love," whispered Draco in his/her ear.
Harry giggled and allowed himself to be led down the stairs into a broom cupboard. The door closed softly behind them.
Ron emerged from the common room. He followed them down the stairs and waited outside the broom cupboard. He heard the sounds of kissing, heard their sighs of pleasure. Ron was shaking. Finally, he couldn't stand it. He threw open the cupboard door. "Draco," he cried. "Meet your true love!" With that, he pulled off Harry's wig, leaving him bare headed. Draco understood at once. He just stared at Harry in disbelief.
"Potter?" he gasped.
Harry ran away.