- Rating:
- PG
- House:
- Astronomy Tower
- Ships:
- Hermione Granger/Severus Snape
- Characters:
- Harry Potter Hermione Granger Ron Weasley Severus Snape
- Genres:
- Romance Friendship
- Era:
- Harry and Classmates Post-Hogwarts
- Spoilers:
- Deadly Hallows (Through Ch. 36)
- Stats:
-
Published: 09/02/2010Updated: 10/02/2010Words: 21,958Chapters: 7Hits: 2,145
Sometimes That's What It Takes
SwissMiss
- Story Summary:
- Hermione despairs of Snape ever wanting her for anything more than running his errands. Until his unhinged physical therapist hits her with an untraceable curse and she ends up literally on cloud nine. SS/HG. Complete.
Chapter 03
- Posted:
- 09/07/2010
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- 262
The sun was
shining. There were clouds everywhere. Oh my God, I think she killed me,
was my first thought. My second was, Why is it so cold, and where are all
the angels and harps? I looked around. I was standing -- if that was an
accurate description; it wasn't like I could feel anything under my feet -- on
an endless sea of cloud.
It looked exactly like what Heaven was supposed to look like: a vast expanse of
fluffy white lumps as far as the eye could see, the sun throwing its long,
golden rays across the tableau, the sky tinged delicate pinks and purples at
the edges. I looked down. My feet seemed to be resting on the clouds' surface,
as if it were a spongy bed of moss. I bounced a little, testing the solidity.
There was no give, but it didn't feel hard, either. I took a tentative step,
and the clouds held. I took a few more steps; it was more of the same. I bent
over and tried to push against the 'ground' with my hand. It felt cool and wet,
but I couldn't breach the surface. It was like a white, misty, force field. Strange.
I went to set the potions box down, as it was getting tedious to hold. Contrary
to my expectation, however, it wouldn't rest on the ground. Instead, it slipped
easily into the clouds, and I nearly lost it. Luckily, I was able to re-tighten
my grip on it in the nick of time. Maybe it was me that was impermeable, and
not the clouds?
After tucking the box safely back under one arm, I leaned over again and stuck
my wand down into the clouds, making sure to maintain a firm grip. It easily
slid in, up to my fingers, then would go no further. It didn't feel like it had
hit the bottom, though. It was simply the fact that the clouds would not allow
any part of my body to pass through them. I pulled the wand back. It was damp,
but otherwise seemed to be unchanged.
All right. I now had another theory in addition to the death one, which
I didn't want to discount yet, although the behaviour of the box and the wand
made me think there was something else going on. It could be that Susan had
somehow sent me to an odd, alternate dimension. I wondered how long I would
have to wait here, whether I was alone, and if there were anything I could do
to get back. I started walking slowly, still wary; maybe there were traps or
pitfalls, places where I could be swallowed by the ground like the box had
nearly been. There were no landmarks, no change in the endless whiteness below
nor the unrelenting blue above. I started to suffer from snow blindness --
cloud blindness? -- with the brilliant light reflecting off the white surface.
My eyes were watering. I closed them, and felt dizzy. I also felt tears of
emotion coming on.
Come on, Hermione! Don't panic! You've been in worse situations than this!
I told myself. At least there's no insane Death Eater, man-eating plant, or
giant snake trying to torture, digest, or petrify you. Right? I opened my
eyes, shielding them with my hand and squinting, and looked around again. Nope.
But there did appear to be a break in the whiteness a short distance away.
Something darker...
I made my way over toward it cautiously. The ground was becoming greyer, the
texture changing. Whereas before it had been composed of soft lumps, now it
became more like grainy strands. And there -- I had to stop myself as my head
whirled; I was in danger of toppling over the edge. I realised with shock that
I was neither in an alternate dimension, nor, most likely, dead. I was
literally up on top of the clouds, far over some city. It was entirely
probable that was the town I'd just been in, or a neighbouring one. All I could
see through the gap in the clouds were rows and rows of tiny houses, and some
lines cutting through them which might be streets or rivers. I didn't fancy
taking a more thorough look. I do not like heights. No, I certainly do not like
heights! There was a reason I never took to flying.
I wondered, dizzily, if it would be possible for me to fall through the hole,
whether the clouds were keeping me up after all, and if so, if another gap were
to appear nearby without me noticing it -- right beneath my feet, even --
whether I would plummet to the earth before I realised what was happening.
Rather than take that very alarming chance, I backed carefully away from the
hole, retreating to where the clouds were thicker and more solid.
As I was doing so, my mind and body running at about a million miles an hour
with all the new impressions, information, and possibilities, one logical flash
came to me: if I was only a few thousand feet in the air (frightening as that
was), as opposed to being in an unknown, alternate dimension (or dead), I could
simply Apparate away! With great relief and smugness, as well as slight
sheepishness at having taken so long to come to this conclusion, I closed my
eyes, thought of the place I reckoned was the closest and thus the safest to
Apparate to -- the street before Professor Snape's house -- and -- Nothing. The
beginnings of panic gripped me again. Maybe my magic was completely blocked.
"Lumos!" That was stupid, I realised as soon as I'd said it;
it was so bright already, I couldn't tell whether my wand had lit up or not. What
else, what else... I lifted the edge of my cloak and found a stray thread
dangling. "Diffindo!" I easily sliced it off. A slight relief
trickled through me. At least I wasn't stranded here without magic, on top of
everything else!
I watched the thread as it drifted away. It floated slowly downwards until it
vanished soundlessly in the clouds beneath my feet. Gone.
All right. Consider this rationally, I told myself. Maybe that's a different
city altogether down there, and the Professor's house is out of Apparition
range. If I could only find a landmark... I edged closer to the hole in the
clouds again, as close as I dared, and tried to make sense of the miniature
world below me. Everything looked grey; it was still raining down there. There
was a large, irregularly-shaped dark patch. It might be a forest. Another
darker, snakey shape was probably a river. There was a river near Professor
Snape's house, wasn't there? I could sometimes smell it on my way there and
back. Oh, this was hopeless! I needed another solution.
I stepped away from the gap in the clouds again. It was a good job the weather
was always so dreary at this time of year; I would probably have enough cloud
cover for several days, at least, if it came to that. But there had to be a way
down!
I was getting tired of standing by now, and of holding the Professor's box. Not
seeing any other seats, I lowered myself carefully to the ground (as I thought
of the cloud surface). I tried to arrange my cloak underneath me, but the
clouds weren't impervious to it, and it merely dangled down into the misty
mass. Not wanting it to get soaked through, I hauled the ends back up and
tucked them around me. The box received a spot perched on my crossed legs.
Susan, you really have landed me in a fine kettle of Plimpies, I
thought, troubled. All this for Professor Snape?
I couldn't see how the two of them would make each other happy. They seemed
like such... polar opposites. Opposites attract, a smarmy little voice
in my head told me. The same one that always told me I was being ridiculous
when I took care with my hair and clothes and brushed my teeth before going to
the Professor's.
No, it couldn't be true. Susan must have made it up. She simply must have.
The stray thought struck me: what would Professor Snape's Patronus turn into,
if Susan became his source of happiness? Harry and Ron had told me about the
doe, although I had never actually seen it. Ron thought it was hilarious, and
Harry thought it was just plain weird. I actually found it rather romantic.
Wait.
Patronus.
I slapped myself on the forehead. Then I took it back, because the Apparition
idea hadn't worked either. But if this did work, I could send a message to Harry
and have him come up to fetch me. Yes, it meant I'd have to get on a broom for
the first time in Merlin knows how many years, but given a choice between that
and waiting until the clouds dissipated ...
I took a deep breath and blew it out, closed my eyes, and searched my memory:
the realisation that Harry wasn't dead after all ... receiving the Order of
Merlin ... being re-united with my parents ... "Expecto Patronum!"
Brownie -- my otter Patronus (Ron had christened his little Jack Russell
'Charger') -- leapt from my wand and tumbled over and over in a joyous
somersault. I always imagined he was like the genie in the lamp, waiting
somewhere to be released, and happy to stretch his legs a bit. So far so good.
I waited until he rolled over on his back in front of me, as if he wanted me to
rub his ghostly belly. Then I leaned over and whispered my message, along with
the instruction to deliver it to Harry.
And then he was gone, dipping into the clouds with a splash of mist. I realised
with an uneasy feeling that I was becoming thirsty. Water, water everywhere,
and not a drop to drink. Clouds were actually composed of fresh water,
although I couldn't drink them. Unless... A flash of insight came to me. It
should work...
"Aguamenti!"
A burbling stream of water flowed out of my wand. I grinned and took a nice,
long drink. Of course, it wasn't possible to create water in the middle of a
desert; the Aguamenti Charm only gathered water from a nearby source and
funnelled it through the wand. Apparently, clouds worked as well as ground
water or plumbing. I felt quite pleased with myself. I knew I couldn't do the
same thing to get food, but at least I would be able to survive for a couple of
weeks, if worst came to worst.
It wouldn't, though. It couldn't! Susan surely hadn't meant to harm me. She had
probably been scared I was going to call her bluff, and reacted in the heat of
the moment. I wasn't sure I wouldn't have done something similar. I still got
hot all over when I recalled sending those birds after Ron, back at school. It
had been a childish reaction, and counter-productive. I was certainly no
stranger to jealousy, nor to lashing out with magic. The more I thought about
it, the more I relaxed. Susan's conscience would probably get to her as soon as
she calmed down. She would reverse the spell and return me safely to sea level.
Maybe she was only going to keep me up here for as long as she had her session
with Professor Snape, so I couldn't ruin the afternoon for her.
Still, there were going to be consequences. She couldn't be allowed to continue
attending to the Professor. That conclusion wasn't the result of jealousy or
possessiveness on my part. I was perfectly willing -- happy, even -- for a
medi-magical professional to continue working with the Professor on his
physical recovery. Not that I had a say in the matter, either way. It was
entirely up to him. No, if feelings had developed, on either of their part, it
would be unethical for Susan to continue working with him in a professional
capacity. I considered what I would do, how things would change for me, if at
all, should it turn out that, by some bizarre corruption of all that was right
and just in the universe, Professor Snape and Susan Bones did want to ... play
Bremen-Town musicians together.
Ew.
That was simply... wrong. I shuddered. But I would deal with it. It might take
a Memory Charm or two, but I would deal with it. I had never held any claim
over him. He had no idea how I felt. Not that I ever could have told him. I
could just see it: 'Oh, by the way, Professor, here's an order for Boil Cure
Potion, and I'm deeply, irrevocably in love with you and have fantasies about
ravishing you right here in your kitchen. They'd like it to be ready by next
Thursday.' I shivered again. It was quite nippy up here. I pulled my cloak
closer and wondered what time it was. The sun was still bright, but the shadows
were getting quite long. Surely Susan was finished with Professor Snape by now.
In the most upstanding, professional sense, of course!
I also wondered whether my Patronus had reached Harry yet, and if he would be
able to find me.
There was nothing left for me to do but wait.