Ron Weasley's Fan Fiction

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"Mister Malfoy, what, may I ask, are you doing under this cloak, in the middle of the stair well?" asked Dumbledore.

"I was.. well er.." Draco was still stunned from getting knocked over by Professor McGonagall, who hadn't seen him. "I uh.. isawhermioneandroninabathtub!"

"SLOW down, Malfoy!" McGonagall said sternly.

"Professor McGonagall, its okay. You need to get yourself up to the hospital wing. I will take care of this." said Dumbledore. "Now, Draco, what was it you were trying to say?"

"I saw Hermione and Ron in a bathtub, just inside this door."

"And how, exactly, did you see through this door?"

"Through the key hole, just there..."

"And why were you looking through the keyhole, Mister Malfoy?"

"Er... uh.." Draco knew he was in trouble now, and his face went pink. "I um, dropped my uh, pen --"

"What pen?"

"Um... oh no, i mean .. I uh stumbled, yah!! on the er.. stair and--"

"And why did you have this invisibility cloak on?"

"Err... Ummm.... that's a good question!" Said Malfoy, with a smirk on his face, hoping the Professor would laugh, but his face remained serious.

"Mr. Malfoy, giving you the benefit of the doubt, I will unlock this door and see who, if anyone, is inside," said Dumbledore. "But, you will have to serve two nights of detention for sneaking around the school, when in fact you were supposed to be making your way to the train to leave for Hogsmede. And you will not be able to go on this trip to Hogsmede, so I will have Peeves lead you to the Slytherin Common room, where I will meet you there shortly."

"Ron!! What the-- huh?" Hermione was (obviously) confused. Her and Ron had just passed through a wall and were now standing in a musty hallway. "Where are we?"

"Hermione, shh!!" Ron warned, as he pointed back out through the wall to the door handle that was opening. Quickly he whispered a spell, swished and flicked his wand, and the bathtub disappeared. They then saw Dumbledore walk into the room and look around. Then both had to keep from gasping when they thought the Headmaster had looked straight at them. He said nothing, nor did the expression on his face change, and he exited the room a moment later.

Ron and Hermione waited a few minutes before coming out of their hiding place, still wondering whether or not Dumbledore had seen them. "Do you think he saw us, Herm?"

"I don't know, Ron." she answered, but then an idea popped into her head. "Stand back in the secret hall, just there; yes. YES!!"

"What?" Ron asked.

"I can't see you at all! I love this castle!!! So many magical things, its bewildering. But one thing, Ron. How did you know that it was there? Afterall, you can't see it."

"Well, let's just say that its something us Weasley's know," he said, as he winked at her.

"Oh, do tell me!"

"Naturally, Fred and George told me about it before. They said something about a dark smudge mark in the shape of something. I couldn't remember what at first, but then I saw it. It was in the loose form of a lion! They told me that it worked just like the entrance to Platform Nine and Three Quarters, so I just ran straigh at it, and it did!"

"Luckilly for us you remembered that Ron," replied Hermione. "Otherwise we might be in the same situation as Malfoy. Now let's get down to the train to Hogsmede before anyone catches us."

"But Hermione," Ron said. "The train left about 20 minutes ago, how are we supposed to get their now? Besides, you said we could spend a little time -alone- together!"

"We must think about this logically, Ron. If Dumbledore believes what Draco told him, and we don't show up at Hogsmede today, he will definitely get suspcious! He'll know that Malfoy was telling the truth, and we could get as much of a punishment as he did. Worse than that--"

"What, we could get expelled?" Ron said, feeling a little down."

"No, worse than that, it would probably be the end of us."

Ron could feel his eyes tearing up a little bit. She actually thinks we're more important than Hogwarts! That's a first! And he couldn't help but let a few of these tears roll down his cheek.

"Don't cry, Ron. I'm here beside you." said Hermione, while giving him a comforting hug.

"You're right, 'Mione. And that's all I need." he answered back, and he kissed her, soft and gentle at fisrt, then with passion. "Now, let's get to that ol' statue that Harry's used to get to Hogsmede before, and have ourselves a ball!"

"Oooh, Ron," Hermione laughed. "Don't tempt me so!"

"NOW who's perverted?" Ron belted. And the two left the room, making sure no one was coming, and hurriedly found the statue that lead to the passageway to Hogsmede.

"By the way, Ron; what ever happened to that bathtub you magiced away?"

"Well, um... I don't know to tell you the truth," he answered, with a somewhat worried look. "I don't know where that spell puts stuff that disappears. Oh well, let's go."

Meanwhile...

Vernon and Petunia Dursley were enjoying a quite dinner at home with their son Dudley, and WITHOUT Harry. It had been a nice éntre of chicken parmesean, and they were now working on dessert, cherry-cheese cake.

"So, Dudley-Wudley," said Harry's aunt. "How was school today?"

"Boring, as usual," Harry's cousin replied. "And they wouldn't let me have a third helping of food today at lunch!!"

"Oh no! How dreadful!! And, Vernon, how was work?"

"It was absolutely splendid, Petunia! Positively spl--"

But he was interupted by bubbly water spashing down all around him, followed by an old bathtub, which landed right on the table, splating the cheese cake over all three of them.

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