Ron Weasley's Fan Fiction

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There was a tall boy from Hufflepuff waiting outside the bathroom door. Hermione knew what she had to do. She had to kiss him, enough to destract him from the door. This is going to be somwhat diffucult thought Hermione, as she eyed how tall he was. At least six foot! Oh and little me, only five foot five. She looked at him, trying to act seducingly. The boy just looked at her crazily.

"What are you doing, Hermione?" he asked her. "And what were you doing in the--"

But Hermione had not kissed him. She had simply grabbed his package.

"Hey!! What the hell do you think you're doing?!" The guy yelled in a slightly higher voice than before. "That's my birthday present from Mum and Dad! Give that back or else I'll report you to Dumbledore!"

"Acutally," said Hermione. "If you want this back, you'll have to CATCH ME FIRST!"

As the prefect was chasing Hermione around the hall, Ron took this oppurtunity to sneak out of the bathroom and head back towards the Gryffindor common room. He couldn't help but think to himself, way to stick with the plan Hermione... oh well, at least I don't have to live with knowing I let her kiss another guy. He let out a sigh of relief. But she was acting so childish, I wonder what's gotten into that woman.

"Oooh! Almost got it that time!" Hermione was starting to worry if all this trouble had been worth it. "Oh darn. You caught me. Well, here ya go. Have a nice bath!" she said while quickly pulling out her wand. She pointed it back to the prefect and said, "Obliviate!", leaving the seventh year in a daze, as he forgot the past five minutes of his life. How thick of me, Hermione thought, I could've just done that as we left the bathroom. Oh well. She decided she better hurry to catch up with Ron. She caught up with him just outside the common room in front of the Fat Lady.

"There you are, Hermione!" whispered Ron, a smile upon his face. "That was really brilliant, your plan. I must admit, seeing you grab his package was much better than seeing you kiss him!" Hermione let out a little giggle as he said this. "Aw bloody hell.. that sounded so wrong.. er.. sorry Hermione."

She giggled again, then said, "It's okay Ron. I knew what you meant! Now lets get back in there before anyone catches us out!" Hermione turned to the Fat Lady and told her the password. "Purple Fairies." Ron chuckled, once again, at this password.

"What are you laughing at Ron?" Hermione asked.

"Oh, nothing... don't worry about it."

Back inside the common room, Harry sat at the table in the corner, working on his Transfiguration homework. "So Ron, Hermione, how'd the research go, eh?" he said with a snicker.

Hermione's jaw dropped open, but she quickly recovered herself and answered, "It was quite riviting actually. We found out some very useful information that I'm sure will help us both out in the future. I'm very glad Ron asked me to help him out." Hermione had noticed that Harry was still smirking as she said this. "But now I must be off to bed, I am very tired. Goodnight Harry. And Ron, I'll be glad to help you out with your homework anytime! See you in the morning." she said, smiling, and turned around and went up the staircase to the girls' dormatory.

"So! I take it you got some good results from your quote-unquote research!" Harry said, still snickering at Ron. "So, what happened?"

"Oh Harry, it was wonderful!"

Harry laughed at this. "Yeesh, Ron. You sound like a woman!"

"But Harry you don't understand! She's the best kisser ever! We were really starting to get into it, when she started undressing me! But something came over me just as she started to unbutton her shirt. I don't know what it was! But I didn't feel right taking it so fast..."

"Woah woah woah," said Harry. "Too much bloody information! Come on, this is Hermione we're talking about!"

"I know...!" Ron replied, dazingly. "Isn't she great?"

"Yeah sure whatever Ron. But Hermione is just a F-R-I-E-N-D to me. Got that? A fer-end!! I don't need nor want to be hearing about her.. ugh.. undressing. You or herself! Anyway, I've had enough of this stupid essay. I'm going up to bed now. Are you going to come?"

"Yeah," Ron answered, with a sigh. "To bed I shall go so I can dream of Hermione til I see her tomorrow morning!"

"Oh gag me," replied Harry, bluntly.

That night, just as Ron had hoped, he dreamt about him and his precious Hermione. They were at the end of the year feast at the end of their last term of their seventh year. Gryffindor had just been named House Champions, again. He and Hermione were sitting next to each other, having a wonderful conversation, when all of a sudden, the two were back at the Burrow. They were in Ron's room, sitting on the bed.

"Ron?" said Hermione. "I want to have a baby. Come on ,get your motor running. I don't have all night!"

She pulled him down on the bed and started to kiss him as if there was no tomorrow. Ron rather enjoyed this, but wondered why they were having kids! He looked at his left hand and saw that there was a gold band on his ring finger. Oh, we're married. I get it, he thought to himself.

Just as Hermione was pulling off her nightgown to reveal herself to Ron for the first time, Harry barged into the room without knocking.

"AAAAAHHHH!!!! MY BLOODY EYES!!" screamed Harry. He took out his wand and pointed it at himself as he shut the door. Ron and Hermione heard him practically yell out "Oblervate!! Ojiviate!! No no no! What is it!? MUST - GET - IMAGE - OUT - OF - MIND!! Oh!! Obliviate!!" Directly after the two heard Harry's wand spit out some sparks, Ron found himself in a dark tunnel with a big white bunny...

In the morning, Ron quickly got ready for the day and hurried down to the Great Hall for breakfast, where he found Hermione, beaming. "Morning, sunshine!" he whispered into her ear. "Have a good night sleep? I know I did!"

"Actually I did, Ron," said Hermione, with a new spark in her voice. "After hours of thinking of hour research last night!" She winked at him, while taking his hand under the table.

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