Never Jump Off a Flying Broomstick

It's the beginning! Elizabeth has finally convinced her parents to transfer her to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. It's the first chapter of her casual adventures with the gang and the mischief they get into as teenagers in the wizarding world. (AU)

Please note that the next installment involves teenage kids getting pissed, sharing their deepest thoughts and emotions in a strange group bonding, and trying some highly expert yoga moves while intoxicated. Do not attempt these things at home if you’re parents are there!

To answer any questions you might be having at this point, no Elizabeth and Ron did not sleep together! The next installment involves a cauldron explosion, a prank, misread tealeaves, a Quidditch player and many other strange things that have not quite been worked out yet.

Please note that the next section involves tons of school work, a fabbity fab fab Irish guy, lots of quidditch, large quanitites of butterbeer, and lots of P.S. (public snogging).

The next section includes a decision on the quidditch match, teenagers getting smashed, naked twister, streaking, mucho P.S. (public snogging!), and other irrelevant partying. Absolutely nothing will be accomplished….somewhat like muggle school.

The next section includes a decision on the quidditch match, teenagers getting smashed, naked twister, streaking, mucho P.S. (public snogging!), and other irrelevant partying. Absolutely nothing will be accomplished….somewhat like school.