Miss Suzanne

Wherein Sirius has an odd habit of absently tracing constellation patterns on whatever surface is available (the most usual of which is Remus), Remus is not possessive (regardless of what Sirius says), the giant squid may or may not be suffering from a concussion, the mermen do not like a good joke, no sneakoscope anywhere is safe, school trunks are ridiculously too small, a house in New Zealand is an excellent house-warming gift, furniture is overrated, and patterns repeat until Remus ends up exactly where he'd started, unable to sleep and counting cracks in the ceiling.