- Rating:
- R
- House:
- Schnoogle
- Characters:
- Tom Riddle
- Genres:
- Action Angst
- Era:
- Multiple Eras
- Stats:
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Published: 02/05/2003Updated: 12/17/2003Words: 11,110Chapters: 4Hits: 2,395
Old Dogs, New Tricks
kintaris
- Story Summary:
- What if wizards were discovered by Muggles? ``What if the magical community was destroyed by one mistake? ``What if it was all because of Harry Potter? ``Harry is thirty and is trying to be a Muggle. In the London of 2010, the only way to survive is by staying on the wrong side of the law, so that you stay on the right side of those that might kill you. ``No wand, no magic, only sex, drugs, death and a criminal called Riddle. If he's not careful, the Boy who Lived could soon end up as the Boy who was Brutally Murdered...
Chapter 02
02/05/2003Shocks all round in this chapter. Harry gets a call from Riddle, we learn something about exactly what Harry does, Ron has long hair, Hermione doesn't have a single scene and there's a suspense inducing conversation between two mystery characters. Also starring a pistol, a telephone and a Heineken.
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Chapter 03
02/19/2003In this chapter, Ron gets a ridiculous haircut, Parvati Patil makes a suggestive appearance, Harry loses his mojo and Malfoy is oddly sociable. Nicotine, snide remarks and flash photography all round.
Words: 2,791
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Chapter 04
12/17/2003This time around, death is on the cards. Also included are plenty of decisions, a confrontation with Hermione, explosions and Fleur ties up our mystery woman for her own devices. Sound suggestive? Then read on...
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