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A Visit to Diagon Alley
by JerseyJim
Walking down Charing Cross Road he spotted the old sign for the Leaky
Cauldron as it seemed to appear from nothing. Muggles dashed about
noticing nothing and enjoying the last few days of summer. He entered
the Leaky Cauldron which was quite full of witches and wizards,
especially for an ordinary afternoon. Tom, the barman, looked up and
beamed as he walked around the bar.
"Harry Potter! It's so good to see you," said Tom, shaking Harry's hand
vigorously. The other patrons were whispering and smiling at them.
"Thanks Tom," Harry said quietly. Harry could see some of the patrons
getting up from the tables and wished to move on quickly. He did not
want to spend the next hour shaking hands and having everyone buy him
drinks. It had been over a year since the Battle of Hogwarts and life
had become relatively normal for Harry. However, he was still very
famous and Harry never liked being a celebrity. Harry pointed in the
direction of the back alley and Tom nodded his understanding. Harry
quickly walked to the brick wall, tapped it with his wand and entered
Diagon Alley when the portal was opened.
Harry reached into his pocket and pulled out his VI hat. VI was a
private joke. It was his Visible Invisibility Hat, an old pointed
wizard's cap. It was not magical in any way but was so large, floppy and
shabby looking that when he wore it, his head, scar and half his glasses
were concealed. It helped Harry to be anonymous in crowds. Harry
proceeded away from the portal as it resealed itself.
Just like the Leaky Cauldron, Diagon Alley was crowded and bustling.
Wizarding life without Voldemort was much more social and energetic.
People who spent the dark days hiding in their homes were now out and
about enjoying the society of fellow wizards. Harry thought the
Wizarding World would settle down to the old routine but the
post-Voldemort enthusiasm was still evident.
The shops were all busy and thriving. As he passed Flourish and Blotts
Harry spotted two children gripping their Hogwarts book lists and
talking excitedly to a smiling witch, obviously their mother. Harry
recalled his first visit to Diagon Alley with Hagrid and smiled himself.
It seemed like a century ago in another person's life. Other students
were dashing about with arms full of books, cauldrons, robes and the
occasional broom. Harry stepped back into a nook, so people wouldn't
notice him, and watched the young Hogwarts students for a couple of
minutes. Hogwarts came shockingly close to being destroyed over the last
few years. Harry felt warm relief remembering the hundreds of Hogwarts
supporters who rallied to defend the school they loved and respected.
Many friends and family were lost but Hogwarts and the ideas it stands
for survive. In a week, the Hogwarts Express will take these students
North and the tradition will continue.
Releasing himself from his wool gathering, Harry continued down the
street to Number 93. Harry had exchanged owls with George and Ron almost
weekly but hadn't visited Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes since last Christmas.
Since then they had apparently expanded to renting the spaces on either
side of Number 93 and the store looked like the most prosperous
establishment in Diagon Alley. Many windows were full of all manner of
jokes, novelties, gags and games, but other windows displayed gifts,
artwork, exotic clothing and unusual gadgets. Harry often saw full page
ads in the Daily Prophet for Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes now just
abbreviated to 'WWW' with their own logo of animated exploding letters.
Business, thought a pleased Harry, must be good. Giving Fred and George
his 1000 Galleon Triwizard prize, to start this joke shop, was one of the best
decisions Harry had ever made.
Keeping his hat low on his face, Harry went into WWW and looked around.
The shop was packed as always with customers. Several shop assistants
were racing around pointing out products, bringing stacks of boxes from
the back and collecting fistfuls of Galleons. Half the customers were
kids and students who looked thrilled with fantasies of fun and mischief
as they perused the variety of dung bombs, transfiguration sweets,
daydream charms and a hundred other joke products. Interestingly the
other half of the customers were adults, mostly respectable looking, who
were lined up to buy the new gifts and art on offer. One couple was
paying for the ugliest and most absurd painting Harry had ever seen. It
may have been a portrait of someone but looked more like troll sick on
top of a virulent fungus. The image moved ever so slightly, breathing in
and out. What really shook Harry was the price tag, 750 Galleons! The
couple couldn't wait to pay up and be the proud owners of whatever
pollution was on the canvas.
"Oy!" said a familiar voice from behind. Harry turned and saw George
smiling at him and shaking his hand painfully fast. George eyed Harry's
VI hat and smirked. "You still wearing that silly hat? You're not as
incognito as you think, mate!" George said fondly. He added, seeing
Harry looking around, "Ron is nose to the grindstone, I'll take you
there." Harry had a rush of somewhat sad thoughts. Since The Battle,
Harry and Ron have seen each other only four times. Ron came directly to
WWW to help George and mourn the loss of Fred together. Harry helped
with the rebuilding of Hogwarts and now works for Kingsley Shacklebolt.
Harry wished they could see each other more often.
Harry followed George past the customers, behind a counter and opened a
door in the back. They entered a roomy office with two ornate desks, a
sitting area and a wall of file cabinets. Sitting at the far desk was
Ron Weasley hunched over a large parchment he was reading while taking
notes on another parchment. His desk was crowded with letters, forms,
ledgers and books but was fairly orderly. Ron looked up.
"Harry!" Ron squealed, and he ran around his desk and hugged Harry
warmly. "You haven't been to Diagon is a long while," Ron said, as they
sat down on some comfortable chairs in the sitting area. George smiled
and left the office.
"No," Harry said. "Not since last Christmas. I was shopping for
presents before visiting you guys at The Burrow." The Weasleys' home was
one of Harry's favorite places on Earth. Now that they all were free of
Voldemort, the last Christmas at The Burrow was his best visit so far.
Ginny was there on holiday from her last year at Hogwarts and Harry
couldn't stop smiling at her.
Harry and Ron chatted animatedly, catching up on the gossip and news.
Hermione finished her postponed seventh year along with Neville and
achieved nine 'Outstandings' on her N.E.W.T.s. "The week she was waiting for her
N.E.W.T. results was the longest week of my life!" laughed Ron.
"Hermione was visiting The Burrow but I had to work here. She was
driving my mom crazy asking about owls every ten minutes. Mom wrote me
and said to come home and take care of Hermione or she would put
Hermione in a vanishing cabinet!" Harry laughed. Hermione, the most
brilliant Hogwarts student in a generation, was notoriously insecure
about her tests and grades.
"I see WWW is bigger than ever," said Harry. "I noticed you are now
selling expensive gifts and artwork. You guys just sold a really ugly
painting for 750 Galleons. I'm amazed!"
Ron laughed and was very pleased with himself. "That was Hermione's
idea, originally," said Ron. "She has never stopped her SPEW campaign
for elf emancipation but has finally realized that most elves are
terrified of being set free. I told her about the painting Dobby gave
you that Christmas and she got a new idea."
Harry was confused for a second but remembered the weird portrait Dobby
made himself of his friend, Harry Potter. Then, thinking about the
painting just sold, it dawned on Harry what Ron meant. "Do you mean that
outrageously overpriced painting was made...by a house-elf?" asked
Harry, with a look of incredulity.
"Yep!" said Ron, grinning widely. "Hermione visits the house-elves at
Hogwarts regularly. Instead of trying to force them to be free, she got
them to try other skills. Sort of on-the-side. Dobby's example as an
artist inspired some elves to do drawings and paintings. The results, in
my opinion, were horrible. However, Hermione insisted we try to sell
them at WWW to raise money for SPEW and give back some gold to the
elves, in spite of themselves. George and I reluctantly agreed thinking
that, at the very least, the awful paintings would be a laugh around the
shop. We were so wrong. The Hogwarts house-elves became mildly famous
when they helped defend the Castle at the Battle of Hogwarts. When we
put their paintings up for sale, a sort of cult was created. They were
being snatched up as fast as the elves could make them. The ugliness and
non-wizardness of the elf art is now a craze. The prices skyrocketed and
we still can't keep them on the shelves. The Hogwarts house-elves don't
know it but they now own over 25,000 Galleons in a trust account
Hermione set up at Gringotts!"
Harry was dumbstruck. Every encounter he had with house-elves seemed to
reveal more mysteries about elves and other intelligent magical
creatures. And it was so typical of Hermione to find a way to help
house-elves without their full consent. Even more typical is her ability
to make such a success of her plans.
"The painting you saw? The 750 Galleon one?" Ron asked. Harry nodded.
"That was by our most popular artist, Kreacher," Ron said with a broad
smile. Harry was, once again, at a loss for words. Harry was technically Kreacher's master but Harry had asked Kreacher to work at Hogwarts
rather than Number 12 Grimmauld Place. Harry was living at Number 12 Grimmauld
Place now and knew that Kreacher sneaked back twice a week, when Harry
wasn't home, to clean and do laundry. Kreacher also sent breakfast and
dinner from Hogwarts to Harry's table every day. This was such a
convenience and Kreacher was so pleased to help him that Harry swallowed
his guilt and let it continue. However, this was the first Harry heard
that Kreacher was also a much sought after artist.
"I'm amazed," said Harry, finally. "I should know by now to never
underestimate elves."
"Hermione would be very pleased to hear you say that. I think we can
both admit to being occasionally annoyed by her SPEW cause when we were
at Hogwarts," said Ron. Harry nodded with a touch of embarrassment. Ron
continued. "However after all the events of last year I really believe
Hermione is on the right path. We need to share our world with all
intelligent creatures and treat them with respect."
"Absolutely right!" said Harry, nodding with genuine conviction. Harry's
friend, Dobby, was a free elf who gave his life saving Harry and his
friends from Voldemort. Their rescue on that terrible night was
possible because Voldemort never took elves and their magic seriously.
Ron waved his wand and summoned an old bottle of aged mead from one of
his filing cabinets. Glasses appeared and as Ron poured one for each of
them, Harry sat up straight and changed topics.
"You know that I am working in the Auror Office as a sort of
consultant," Harry said. Ron nodded but looked questioningly as Harry
continued. "The Office is in bad shape. Many Aurors have been sacked or
imprisoned for their collaboration with Death Eaters while Pius
Thicknesse was the Minister, under Voldemort's Imperius control. Most of
the Aurors that remain are demoralized and embarrassed that they were
not more helpful defeating Voldemort and his followers. Kingsley
Shacklebolt hired me to find out where things stand in the Auror Office
and to offer suggestions. I have to admit, I don't know what I am doing
and told Kingsley exactly that. He suggested that I qualify as an Auror
myself."
"That's great Harry!" Ron exclaimed. "You always wanted to be an
Auror
and I can't think of a better person for the job." Harry smiled.
"Thanks, Ron," Harry said. He continued, "There are two plans I am
considering. Kingsley is insistent that all Ministry departments,
including the Auror Office, maintain their traditional standards. I
agree, there is no room for amateurs or unqualified Aurors when we have
to detect and defeat Dark Magic. My problem is that I never attended my
seventh year at Hogwarts and never took my N.E.W.T.s. The Auror Office
requires five 'Outstanding' N.E.W.T.s followed by three years of additional
training and study. I had a long meeting with Griselda Marchbanks of the
Wizarding Examinations Authority. I explained that returning to Hogwarts
full time for my final year would be disruptive to the school. A
nineteen year
old celebrity living in Gryffindor Tower with the first years would not help
their education."
"No, I can see that," said Ron, smirking at Harry.
Harry went on. "Professor Marchbanks understands that we spent our
original seventh year hunting Horcruxes, Hallows and on the run from
Voldemort. She has agreed to credit me for that year calling it 'Field
Studies'." Ron laughed. Of all the ways one could describe that year,
schoolwork does not immediately to mind.
"However, " Harry continued, "Professor Marchbanks insists that I take
my N.E.W.T.s. She told me that I can take them whenever I am ready and
her staff will help. My plan is to spend the next year learning what I
can in the Auror Office and to hit the books again. Professor Marchbanks
must of sent an owl to Hogwarts because Professor McGonagall heard of my
plans and insists on tutoring me in her spare time."
"Wow!" said Ron. "She is the Headmistress, her time must be very
valuable."
"Yes," said Harry, blushing. "I had almost forgotten her promise. In
our fifth year she vowed to Umbridge to help me become an Auror." Ron
remembered. "Anyway," Harry went on, "I am going to do it." Harry
leaned back and took a sip of mead.
Ron said, "Hey, mate, I'm impressed! Sounds like a lot of work but after
living rough for a year hiding from Death Eaters I guess everything else
is easy!" Harry grinned. After a brief pause Ron said, "You mentioned
two plans, that was one. What is the 'other' plan?"
"Well..." Harry said tentatively. Ron's eyes narrowed. Harry spoke
again, "I want you to qualify as well and join me in the Auror Office."
Harry took another sip of mead and studied Ron's expression. Ron, for
his part, was not shocked or visibly upset. A short pause fell between
them.
"Really?" Ron said finally. "I mean, I used to think about being a
Auror but we sort of got sidetracked fighting you-know-who." Harry
smiled at Ron's continued superstition with Voldemort's name. Ron
continued. "I do have a job as you can see and I'm actually pretty good
at it. I admit George is the idea man but I keep the administrative
wheels greased."
Harry smiled and spoke again, "I know and I'm impressed with how well
WWW is doing . This is not a decision you have to make right away. You
can continue here at WWW while studying for your N.E.W.T.s. I imagine
working with George you are already a master at potions and charms." Ron
nodded proudly.
Harry got a bit more serious. He continued. "As I said, there is a lot
to fix all around The Ministry. After the way we were treated by Fudge, Umbridge, Scrimgeour, Thicknesse and the rest, I was ready to say good
riddance to the whole lot. Corrupt, lazy, power mad and self serving.
Who needs a Ministry like that? But Kingsley told me something that
makes sense. If the Auror Office stays weak and corrupt, another
Voldemort will rise up. Moody was right, 'Constant Vigilance' against
dark wizards is vital and we need Aurors up to the task. I don't know if
I can actually make a difference but I do know one thing for certain.
You and I together would be ten times more effective. Like I say, no
decision needed yet. Just think about it."
Ron was blushing and breathing deeply. Finally he spoke. "It's a lot to
think about, Harry, but I promise to think seriously. I might want to
get some advice."
Harry smiled. "Of course, Hermione is a great advisor!" Ron blushed
again.
They both finished their meads and stood up. Ron waved his wand and
cleared the bottle and glasses. "Don't work too hard," Harry said
pointing to Ron's crowded desk. Ron grinned but Harry felt that Ron
actually worked very hard for WWW. They hugged again and Ron walked
Harry back into the main shop floor. Harry pulled out his VI hat, put it
on and pursed his lips when Ron howled with laughter. "I can't believe
you are still using that grotty thing!" Ron sniggered. "It makes the
Sorting Hat look posh!"
Undeterred, Harry pulled the brim over his forehead. George came over
and shook his hand saying, "So long Harry. Here's a parting gift."
George handed Harry a small box with a picture of a flame on the
outside. "Muggle matches," explained George. "One of our line of Muggle
Miracle products. Sometimes magic is just not enough."
"Thanks..." said Harry warily. "For what?" Harry asked waving the box
of matches. George walked Harry toward the front door. "'For what' you
ask?" said George. "To burn your hat, of course."
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