Rating:
R
House:
Schnoogle
Ships:
Harry Potter/Ron Weasley Harry Potter/Severus Snape
Characters:
Harry Potter Ron Weasley Severus Snape
Genres:
Romance Slash
Era:
Multiple Eras
Spoilers:
Goblet of Fire
Stats:
Published: 02/02/2003
Updated: 04/14/2003
Words: 58,873
Chapters: 14
Hits: 107,447

Primer to the Dark Arts

Icarus

Story Summary:
Harry learns he is to be given private (and secret) tutoring in the Dark Arts to protect himself next time he meets Voldemort. His teacher? Professor Snape. Features ghost cats and cursed harps, spells that are supposed to go wrong and don't, a friendly sociopathic Death Eater... and Snape's very naughty, naughty library.

Chapter 01
02/02/2003

Harry learns he is to be given private (and secret) tutoring in the Dark Arts to protect himself next time he meets Voldemort. His teacher? Professor Snape. Features ghost cats and cursed harps, spells that are

Words: 3,879
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Chapter 02
02/02/2003

Harry learns he is to be given private (and secret) tutoring in the Dark Arts to protect himself next time he meets Voldemort. His teacher? Professor Snape. Features ghost cats and cursed harps, spells that are

Words: 4,603
Hits: 8,318
Chapter 03
02/02/2003

Harry learns he is to be given private (and secret) tutoring in the Dark Arts to protect himself next time he meets Voldemort. His teacher? Professor Snape.

Words: 2,951
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Chapter 04
02/14/2003

Harry learns he is to be given private (and secret) tutoring in the Dark Arts to protect himself next time he meets Voldemort. His teacher? Professor Snape. Features ghost cats and cursed harps, spells that are supposed to go wrong and don't, a friendly sociopathic Death Eater... and Snape's naughty, naughty library.

Words: 3,081
Hits: 6,843
Chapter 05
02/18/2003

Harry learns he is to be given private (and secret) tutoring in the Dark Arts to protect himself next time he meets Voldemort. His teacher? Professor Snape. Features ghost cats and cursed harps, spells that are supposed to go wrong and don't, a friendly sociopathic Death Eater... and Snape's naughty, naughty library.

Words: 5,606
Hits: 6,802
Chapter 06
02/20/2003

Harry learns he is to be given private (and secret) tutoring in the Dark Arts to protect himself next time he meets Voldemort. His teacher? Professor Snape. Features ghost cats and cursed harps, spells that are supposed to go wrong and don't, a friendly sociopathic Death Eater... and Snape's naughty, naughty library.

Words: 4,274
Hits: 6,734
Chapter 07
02/24/2003

Harry learns he is to be given private (and secret) tutoring in the Dark Arts to protect himself next time he meets Voldemort. His teacher? Professor Snape. Features ghost cats and cursed harps, spells that are supposed to go wrong and don't, a friendly sociopathic Death Eater... and Snape's naughty, naughty library.

Words: 3,694
Hits: 6,750
Chapter 08
03/03/2003

Harry learns he is to be given private (and secret) tutoring in the Dark Arts to protect himself next time he meets Voldemort. His teacher? Professor Snape. Features ghost cats and cursed harps, spells that are supposed to go wrong and don't, a friendly sociopathic Death Eater... and Snape's naughty, naughty library. This chapter: Eerily Yours. Snape's perspective, then Harry's. This is the only time note passing will be okay with Professor Snape.

Words: 3,536
Hits: 6,240
Chapter 09
03/08/2003

This chapter: Time Fairies, bubble baths, and near misses. Things are getting hazardous for Harry and Snape.

Words: 3,308
Hits: 6,039
Chapter 10
03/16/2003

This chapter: Eureka! It's an easy bet the Dark Arts have never been taught

Words: 5,442
Hits: 6,441
Chapter 11
03/22/2003

This chapter: a conversation with Dumbledore about the Dark Arts, bottling shocking revelations and finally...a plan.

Words: 5,498
Hits: 5,580
Chapter 12
03/26/2003

This chapter: 'Pure Blood.' Harry unleashes Dark Magic, and we learn what is meant by 'more Art than Science.'

Words: 4,164
Hits: 5,514
Chapter 13
04/10/2003

This chapter: 'Overdue Books.'

Words: 4,288
Hits: 5,526
Chapter 14
04/14/2003

Final chapter! The Unicorn. Dumbledore's observations on Harry and Severus' relationship; Ron learns the truth; and lastly... Severus shows Harry exactly what he thinks of Harry cancelling his class.

Words: 4,549
Hits: 8,072