Life As A Slytherin

Harry Potter never was the Boy-Who-Lived, but he did speak Parseltongue and actually practiced the Darks Arts with his friend, Draco Malfoy. His family is alive, and he has a sister, Jasmine. Gryffindor pride screams throughout the whole family. It was happily ever after, until Harry got sorted.

Poor Harry Potter, his life is a mess, it will get better? Maybe, here's some advice, don't play Quidditch while day dreaming, effects 99.9% accurate.

Were the snakes biting? Did they mean of any significance? Maybe, it did cause more lasting effects than Harry had ever realized.